Gintama 560

[Gintama 560 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Right Insert: Harusame's strategy is to attack Rakuyou...!!
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SFX: GOGOGO
Title: 'Gintama'
Abuto: Goddamn.
The hiding place got blown up along with the entire mountain.
Even the Yato are helpless against something like that.
If we were there, that is.
We would've been in trouble if it weren't for your advice.

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Abu: When god shuts a door
he opens a window, eh?
Though it wasn't any god that both destroyed and saved us, the 7th division.
It was one man with no hair.
Umi: I am the greatest hunter in the universe, Umibouzu-sama.
I always take down the prey I target,
but I never let others lay their hands on my prey.]
My prey is one shitty brat (Kamui).
That man... is not my prey, nor is he Harusame's prey.
Eventually
some idiots will come to draw the line.

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Abuto: ......Idiots, huh?
UImi: Basically I
hate butting in to other people's fights.
I gave them some advice,
but it looks like they seriously want to come tussle with me, too.
And they came ready to destroy an entire planet.
SFX: GOGOGO

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Umi: And if they've got that resolve, I've got to have it, too.
The most resolve in the 25 years I've been an alien hunter
to hunt a dangerous creature.

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Insert: Immortal souls
in those swords----
Title: Lesson 560
Final Blade
Author: Sorachi Hideaki

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SFX: GOGOGO
Bansai: I should have realized sooner
But I never would have expected that my comrades
would have been swayed by the enemy.

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Bansai: We've been falling apart ever since Shinsuke collapsed.
People have been getting anxious and panicking that we may have lost one of the pillars of our organization.
If I had realized that strain inside the organization...
Gin: .........
That would've gone like this sooner or later.
SFX: ZAH
Guys: And if it hadn't gone like this, there wouldn't be any point in us coming.
Isn't that right, Zura?
Tatsuma?

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Gin: Don't be careless.
In a war, anybody who's carrying the weight of regret will die straight away.
The only weight a samurai needs to bear
is this single blade.

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Bansai: Shiroya.......
SFX: GAGAGAGA
Someone: Want me to teach you how not to get hit by an enemy's bullets?
It's simple.

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Guys: Run faster
than the enemy's bullets!

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Guys: Run...

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Gin: Keep close to my back.

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Gin: Faster than a shinigami.

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SFX: DOON
Guys: The lower floor!!
Hurryyyy!!!
SFX: PAPAN
Guys: Wha...
SFX: DODOH
Mutsu: FIRRRRRRE!!
SFX: GAN

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SFX: WAAAA
Eli: Charge!!
SFX: DOH
SFX: WAAAA
Someone: A diversion meant to look like a suicide attack...!!
And while the enemy's attention was diverted, your comrades surrounded the enemy?
...Shinsuke.
These are the samurai that almost wiped us out?

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Bansai: No wonder we had so much trouble against them.
Truly they have been broken by the era.
They became beings like chipped, dull, useless blades.
But even after being continuously beaten, broken, and pushed down,
the final iron that remains here
has worked its way up to be something that can tear any metal in the universe to pieces.
Our last blade and our last hope.

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SFX: WAAA
Guy: Well, I'm surprised.
They handled my 4th Division so easily.
That Takasugi guy and those bunch of earthlings are apparently has some pretty tough people.
Seems they're not just a bunch of monkeys.
Guy: You're the monkey, Shoukaku.

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Guy: Moving soldiers at your own discretion and wasting them like that...
If you had followed my directions, this would not have happened.
Shou: Go bring up your complaints to your granny, mecha-geezer.
A war doesn't happen in your head. It happens with headbutts. ["in" and "headbutts" in italics.]
Robot: My head is 50 times harder than yours. Would you like to test that out?
By the way, the contents of my head are not just 50 times yours. You know far too little about your opponent. They are...
Guy: Samurai.
Born on an island nation on Earth.
They have rules called Bushidou. They are warriors with extremely unique dispositions.
...Or perhaps one should say they are the remnants of such people.
SFX: GIRORI

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Shou: Batou.
That's right. Your mercenary days were on earth, so you participated in their wars, huh?
You're the Captain of Division 2 of Harusame and they call you our best swordsman.
So no doubt you cut down people from that island nation like crazy, right?
Batou: ...No.
There was one man... I could not cut down.
But
that is an old story as well.
The samurai operate group tactics called 'the art of warfare'.
Shoukaku, Hankai, let's plan to divide them and destroy each one individually.
Here, today,
we, Harusame, will end the samurai history.
Insert: A battle with their existence on the line...!!
Bottom: Gintama
....Lesson 560
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