Gintama 564

One day I'll do something normal people do on their birthday, like...defeat evil gorilla overlords with nothing but a well-timed headbutt. For now, like many years before it, I translate manga on the day of my glorious ascension into this life.



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Katsura: Not Zura...
BUT KATSURAAAA!!
(Sfx- Dooooon thooooom)
GINTAMA
Lesson 564: Zura.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(Sfx- Meri meri grrind grrrind)
(Side text- The awakened monkey!! (Samurai))
(Side text- The Anime airs on TV Tokyo every Wednesday night at 6pm!! Volume 61 is now out in stores everywhere!!)

002
Shoukaku: Ruaaaaaaah!!!
(Sfx- Dooooon boooom)
(Sfx- Dodooooh thoooom)
(Sfx- Doooon booom)
Shoukaku: Guh...

003
{This guy...}
{He's completely different...}
{Than before.}

004
(Sfx- Gakiiiin gakiin giiiin clanng claaang clanng)
{He attacks like a beast protecting something....}
{Or has he just snapped and forgotten that?}
{Either way...}
{Just punching away...}
{Ain't gonna be enough to stop a real beast.}
(Sfx- Dogoooohh thoooom)

005
(Sfx- Gokiii crackle)
(Sfx- Shagaaaah dssssh)
(Sfx- Doohhh thoooom)
Shoukaku: Ba..
stard...

006
(Sfx- Dodododdoooo thooooom)
{This guy...}
{Hasn't forgotten a damn thing.}
(Sfx- Dogoooohhh fooooom)

007
{He's just cast me aside...}
{And embraced his will.}

008
{In order to entwine the life of me, the enemy...}
{He's using his own.}

009
Shoukaku: That's some resolve, buddy.
(Sfx- Bushiiii bloorshi)
Shoukaku: If you ain't willing to give up your life,
Then this old guy can't put his heart into this fight.
The real fight starts from here.
So i'm beggin ya, Samurai...
DON'T GO DYIN' ON ME!!
(Sfx- Dooohhh Thoooom)

010
(Sfx- Gogaahhhh thooom)
(Sfx- Doooon booom)
(Sfx- Gaaaan craaash)
(Sfx- Zudooooh boooom)

011
(Sfx- Dodoooohhh thoooom)
(Sfx- Gara gara clatter clatter)
Shoukaku: It's finally....
Become more like a fight between two monkeys ain't it?
(Sfx- Zuzuuhh dsdssssh)

012
Shoukaku: Just tearin' at your opponent until nothing is left of his body.
(Sfx- Suzhhh sdddsh)
Shoukaku: A fight where lives ram into each other violently.
It's just as I thought, men need to be simple.
Katsura: Nothing left?
You certainly can talk considering you can't even move your limbs.
Shoukaku: My arms and legs being torn up isn't a big deal.
Sorry to tell ya this bud, but I've still got plenty more left in my tank.
Katsura: What a coincidence.
I do too.

013
Katsura: It has been decided.
As I thought I, Katsura Kotarou am most suited to be general.
Gintoki: Don't screw around.
(Sfx- Hah hah)
Gintoki: if you're gonna sleep talk, do it while standing up and your eyes open.
If you want the No. 1 hardest head position, then I'll give it to ya.
If we're talking about the general thing, then isn't being a man and admitting when you've gotten your ass whupped important too, rockface?
Takasugi: Heh...
If you ask me, every last one of you guys is far off from being able to make a smug general's face.
Katsura: You may be right.

014
{But...}
{That's fine.
{Someday..}
{If we...}
{End up leading our own groups....}
{And the day where we have to be generals comes...}
{The three of us...}
{will be fine.}
{When the time comes for us three to return to each other's side...}
{We'll just forget everything else and laugh together.}
{We'll forget everything else..}
{And cry together.}
{As Zura...}
{As your friend...}

015
{We'll...}
{Fight together.}

016
(Sfx- Hyuuuuuuhhh wifffft)
Katsura: My apologies.
(Sfx- Dooooon thooooom)
Katsura: Even if I must abandon my seat as general...
I simply cannot relinquish my seat as the one with the number one hardest head to anyone.

017
Dudes: Boss!!
Shoukaku: Knock it off.
He's not the kinda guy that cheap tricks will work on. It's just a waste of bullets.
Moreover, a battlfield ain't the sorta place you use your head...
unless it's to do a headbutt.
We of the fourth squadron....lose.
(Side text- Shoukaku of the sankyousei has been defeated...!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 564.........END.