Gintama 564

[Gintama 564 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Zura: It's not Katsura.
It's ZURAAAAAA!!
Inser: Awakened samurai, awakened monkey!!
Title: Lesson 564 Zura
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
SFX: MERI MERI (CRACK CRACK)
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Zura: RUAAAAA
SFX: DOON
SFX: DODOOO DOON
Shou: Guh

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Shou: This guy
is something totally different
from what he was a minute ago.

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Shou: He's forgotten all about protection, he's attacking like a wild beast!
Did this guy snap and lose himself?!
But a bit of trouble like this
ain't gonna stop a real wild beast!

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Zura: !!
SFX: GOKI
SFX: SHAGAAA
SFX: DON
Shou: Bas-
taaard!

Page 6:
SFX: DODOOO
Shou: This guy
didn't forget himself one bit.
SFX: DOGO

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Shou: He threw away
his self.
By his own will.

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Shou: He's using his own life
to take down an enemy's.

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Shou: That's some real resolve you've got.
I ain't givin' ya my life,
but you sure took this old man's heart away!
The real war stars now.
I'm countin' on ya, samurai!
Ya'd better not die yet!!
SFX: DOH

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SFX: GOGAAA
SFX: DOOON GAAAN
SFX: ZUDOOO

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SFX: DODOON
SFX: GARA GARA
Shou: It finally
turned into a real monkey fight, didn't it?
SFX: ZUZU

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Shou: We've both got no weapons but our lone bodies left.
SFX: ZU...
Shou: A fight where our lives themselves collide.
Simple men really are better.
Zura: Lone bodies?
That's rich coming from a guy who can barely move any of his limbs.
Shou: Even if my limbs get ripped off, it ain't big deal.
Too bad for you, I've still got an ace up my sleeve.
Zura: Me, too.

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Somebody: That decides it, then.
Looks like the one best suited to be the general is Katsura Kotarou after all.
Gin: Cut the crap!
If you're gonna sleep-talk, stand up and say it with your eyes open!
Handwritten: ZAAA HYUUU
Handwritten:
Gin: I'll give you the title of hardest head,
but being gracious in defeat is an important part of being a general, hardhead.
Taka: Heh.
If you ask me, not one of you is even close to the refined sensibilities of a general.
Zura: Yeah, maybe.

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Zura: But
that's okay.
Even if
someday there comes
a day when each one of us is a general
leading our own packs
the three of us here
are all right.
When we come back to it being the three of us,
I can forget everything and laugh with you guys.
I can forget everything
and cry with you guys.
As just
Zura (a friend).

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Zura: Let's fight
together!

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SFX: HYUUUU
Zura: Sorry.
SFX: DODOON
Zura: Even if I throw away the position of general,
I'll never give up my title of hardest head to anyone.

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Guys: Captaaain!
Shou: Quit it.
Zura: !
Shou: This ain't an opponent that tricks will work on. You'd just be wasting your bullets.
Also... fighting ain't something you do with your head.
It's something you do with headbutts. ["butts" in italics]
We, the Fourth Division, have lost.
Insert: Shoukaku of the Three Ominous Stars is crushed...!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 564
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