Gintama 575

It's not really meant to be funny, but Umibozu bowling for badguys was hilarious to me for some reason.



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(Side text- The pierce of dual blades!!)
GINTAMA
Lesson 575: Friends of the past and present.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(Side text- Volume 62 of the manga is in stores everywhere!// The Anime airs every Wednesday at 6pm on TV Tokyo and it's affiliates!!// Currently on air is the “Farewell Shinsengumi arc!!”

002
(Sfx- Doooon boooom)
Takasugi: Tell me, does it feel good to suck so hard that you have to drag a sick guy out of bed to help?
Gintoki: Dunno. While we're on the subject, maybe you can inform me of how it feels to need all this suck to keep you from dying?
Both: It's the worst.

003
???: This is ridiculousness...
Those soldiers are merely flesh and blood and yet...

004
(Sfx- Doooon thok)
Matako(?): Noooow!!
Crush the enemy camp!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaah roaaaar)
Matako: Ruuuuuun!!
No matter what we gotta do, we've gotta break free!!
Shake 'em off!!
We're getting back to Earth alive!!
I ain't sure if the God of war is watching our backs while we're out here on this planet,
But even if he ain't...
We've got those four!!

005
Sakamoto: Sheesh!
Looks like I only get to be 'tha hero when our backs are to the wall, huh?
Though for real....
Whether the God of war is watchin' or not, I don't feel like we're gonna lose.
But lemmie be for real..
Guys, I'm sorry...
But losin' or winnin...
Don't mean shit to me now.

006
Sakamoto: Who cares about winnin or losin...
When I can throw down with badasses like these?
Gintoki: Tatsuma!!
{If you dudes could read my mind right now...}
{And knew I was thinkin' feeble stuff like that...}
{I'm sure you'd tell me that we couldn't stand on the same battlefield no more.}
Sakamoto: Yeah!
(Sfx- Zuuuu dsssssh)
Sakamoto: Zura! Takasugi!!
Let's play like we're retreatin' so we can divide the enemy's attention and numbers!

007
Sakamoto: Gintoki..
Take 'vantage of that openin' and bust outta here.
We didn't come here 'cause...
of old friendships, yeah?
Gintoki, the new friends you found...
The ones which will support this country...
Use this old friendship for their sake!

008
Katsura: It is our duty as your old friends to oppose an old country.
Your duty....
Is to connect a new country with new friendships.
Gintoki...we as your old friends...
will be fine.
Go now...
To fight for what it is you truly desire to protect.
Takasugi: So you all are seriously going to leave the future of this country in the hands of powerless children?
You've all lost your minds haven't you?
Hey Kid...
I didn't save your life for you to squander it on something like that.

009
Takasugi: Don't you dare give that neck of his to anyone.
Two hundred forty six wins and two hundred forty six losses.
With a single tie.
I don't give a damn if it's for the country or whatever.
Next time we meet, I'm going to end this...
I'll take his head...
And settle this once and for all.

010
Takasugi: So until then, our friend...
Gintoki...
We entrust his life to you.

011
Shinpachi: Got it!!

012
{This is how it should be.}
{Even if this is our last stand...}
{I'm.....that is, we're...}
{Till it's all over...}

013
{We'll be here, with our chests puffed out, proud to be...}
{Your friends.}
Utsuro: Make preparations for landing.
It appears only the master can correct his students misconduct.
Oboro: Utsuro-sama...

014
Oboro: I swear to you...
I will bring their heads back.
I will see to it that those disgraces are ended while they still hold the rank of disciple.
You needn't any other disciple than I, Oboro.
Allow me to exhaust my “loyalty” till the very end.
Dude: Please respond.
(Sfx- Zazaaah zzzzt)
Dude: This is the 9th division!!
We need emergency back up!!
The enemy's counterattack has caused serious damage to the ninth and tenth divisions.
Utsuro: Umibozu, huh?
Dude: Not only him but...

015
Dude: Besides Umibozu and the seventh division, there's the likelihood that there's another unit acting seperately.
We just received word that the ninth division's rear was flanked by a unit who's affiliation is unclear.
This information is still unconfirmed, but...
From what we know, it's another single unit!
Utsuro: Oh?
Dude: In any case we're in dire need of...
(Sfx- Dooooon thooom)
(Sfx- Zazaaaah zzzzzzt)

016
???: Hey...
(Sfx- Bookohhh fwoomp)
Abuto: Did I slip, trip and fall...
into hell?
Though considering all the murder and mayhem you're causing, I'm sure Satan's setting up a special seat for you there.
Umibozu: Too bad for you, but my limbs and hair are still in tip-top shape.
Abuto: Dude, check your noggin again. It's bare up there.
Umibozu: Just give it time.
Abuto: Seems like the welcoming party finally made it.
Umibozu: Perhaps you should do less snarking and more running.

017
Abuto: Umibozu...did you...
Really come here to kill that ultra jackass of a son?
If so, why bother protecting us?
What the hell did you come here to fight for?
Umibozu: Beats me.
This is a pointless conversation though.
Even with enemies in the thousands sprawled at my feet...
I don't....
Know anything about domestic disputes between father and son.
Even love and hatred are things...
I can only express through violence.
(Sfx- jakakkiiin claaang)
Shirei: Bring my weapon.
(Sfx- Zuuunn doooom)
Shirei: It's the legend himself, Umibozu. I can't say that I'm lacking an opponent of worth.
I am the leader of the Harusame's first division.
From the olden days, I have supported the organization.

018
Shirei: Can you withstand an attack from I, the beast king Shirei?
(Sfx- Goooh dooom)
Shirei: Huh?
???: Captaaain~ Get a hold of yourself!
At least, you shouldn't get killed by your own weapon~
Though don't worry,
I don't mind getting my hands dirty to get the job done.

019
Kamui: It's the legend himself Umibozu...
And I can't say I'm lacking a worthy opponent.
Tagging out the first division captain Shirei...
Is, I your ultra jackass son....
Kamui, leader of the seventh division.
(Side text- The mightiest father and evilest son meet face to face...!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 575..............END.