Gintama 598

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(Side text- The ones who appeared at Edo’s time of crisis are…)
???: My, oh my.
You really kept us waiting, didn’t you?
GINTAMA
Otose: I’d say welcome home,
But due to your dilly-dallying,
You don’t have much of a home for me to welcome you to.
Gintoki: It’s nothing major.

002
Gintoki: We –the Yorozuya,
Have returned to take it all back.
So we’ll just go ahead and…
Welcome ourselves in.

003
(Side text- No matter when, if these three are together then…!!)
(Bottom text- Volume 65 of the manga will be out (Thurs) August 4th!!)
GINTAMA
Lesson 598: Everyone’s crotch is a terminal.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

004
Gintoki: Listen, I dunno if you guys are heroes or villains,
But you got really flashy while we weren’t home.
I ‘ppose no one told you that up in this country, when you’re heading into a stranger’s house..
Whether you’re a good person or an evil one, you take off your sandles.
Before we start talkin’ heroism or villainy,
What you should concern yourself with first is manners.
So get your dirty feet off that sign…
And keep ‘em the hell…
Out of my country.

005
Amano: You ain’t got a country anymore!
Wha?
GUWAHHHHH!!
(Sfx- Doooonnn *thooom*)
006
Amanto: --Behind you!
(Sfx- Dodoooohh *th—thoooom*)
Gintoki: ‘Smatter, Liberation front?!
You might have busted up the terminal, but the ones on our crotches are still workin’ fine!
If you can’t break a single one of those, then you’d might as well forget about taking Earth!!

007
Gintoki: There’s no way you can break them!!
(Sfx- Gahh *fwap*)
(Sfx- Dokakakah *thu-thuuud*)
Gintoki: In this country, even the girls –robot and cabaret, have terminals between their legs!
(Sfx- Goshaaah *thuuuuuddd*)
Tae(?): AS IFFFFFFFFFFF!!!
(Sfx- Goooshaah *thoooom*)
Gintoki: The terminal will be closed for today due to systematic problems.
Shinpachi: You only have yourself to blame!
(Sfx- Dogooohhh *thoooom*)
Kagura: Do not drag your feet! We must abandon the facilities that cannot be fixed, and evacuate!!
Shinpachi: He’s been warped into a limp thick-noodled terminal!
(Sfx- Zugagagagaa *dsshhhhhh*)
Amanto: Don’t let ‘em escape!! Shoot them dead!!
(Sfx- Gachaaah *clack*)
(Sfx- Dofuuuhh *whump*)

008
(Sfx- DOoo dooon doooon *thoom thoom thooom*)
Gengai: Gahahahah!!
So you guys finally brought your asses home huh?!
I’ve been fine tunin’ my machines!
I’ve got your back whether it’s a war in space or one over an entire year, Ginnoji!!
???: Um, Ginnoji’s balls are being crushed by the tracks of the Caterpillar, Konnoji.
Gengai: Huh? Out already?
I’ve been waitin’ for the time like this to come!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah *roaaaaar*)
(Sfx- Gyarururururu *veeeeeeen*)

009
Gengai: The festival,
Has only started!!
Otose: For pete’s sake. That’s men for you…
(Sfx- Gahahahahahah)
Otose: Even at a time like this, you look like you’re having a blast.
It’s as if…
Someone you’ve been long waiting for has come home at last.
Mind your business, old bat! My son’s nothing like that permbrain.
Otose: I don’t recall anyone talking about your son.
Gengai: And what of you? You just lost your house yet you look like….
Otose: I’ll stop you there. My husband’s face wasn’t moronic like his….
Gengai: Damn straight.
But…
If my son or your husband were still alive,
If they were still alive in this city…

010
Gengai: I’m sure they’d have the same expression we do right now.

011

012
Gengai: And they’d be like…

013
(SFX- Kuwaaaaah *roaaaar*)
Gengai: This is just how Kabuki-cho is.

014
Amanto: You assheaaads!!
What the hell is the meaning of this?!
Do you know who the hell we are?!
We’re here to liberate you from the grasp of the Tendoushuu!!
We’re the liberation….
GYAAAAAHHH!!!
(Sfx- Dooooon *thooom*)

015
Saigou: Liberate us?
No one asked you to help us,
And we don’t need your help.
(Sfx- Gogogogogo *rmmmmmble*)
Saigou: As you can see,
We’ve been quite free for some time now!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaahh *roaaaar*)
Amanto: What the hell is up with these monsteres!!
F—Fireeee!!
???: It’s been a minute since you said somethin’ decent like that Saigou.
(Sfx- DOoooon *Boooom*)
Amanto: Guaaaah!!!
Katsuo: Damn straight, we’re free people livin’ in a free city.
We’ll do what we damn well please, includin’ shakin’ off you Liberation army fellas and your helpin’ hands.

016
Katsuo: We’ll also go to the hospital,
when we damn well please!!
(Sfx- Pura pura *boing*)
Dudes: Broooooo!!!
You pushed yourself too hard to outdo Saigou when you jumped off the roof!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaahhh *roaaaar*)
Shinpachi: Saigou-san!! Katsuo-san!!
(Sfx- Zazaaah *sfffft*)
(Sfx- Puraan *boing*)
Saigou: Starting things off with a gaudy bang, huh Paako?!
Saigou: But we’ve been waiting…
Kabuki cho needs idiots like you all.
Katsuo: You’re reckless enough to make us Yakuza look bad.
Tha’ boss gave us the city to look after, and you’re puttin’ us to shame.

017
Katsuo: Ya think you got it in ya to win,
A fight ya picked with the entire friggin’ universe?
Gintoki: Nah.
Assuming we did shack up…
And the entire Earth joined forces on one side…
There’s no way we can win.
So what we’re gonna do is stop this war from happening.
The thing we need to win above all,
Is this squabble.

018
Dude: The samurai are staging a revolution?
The uprisings are happening in various places, one after another. It would appear that they are trying to drive us out.
Are they insane? Do those monkeys really believe they can stand toe-to-toe with a federation of thirty countries?
Perhaps the looting and marauding of the stationed soldiers have stirred dissent.
The soldiers might have had too long a leash when seeking their rewards.
This works out well, don’t you think? Once we have crushed the association, then we can fund our coffers for earth domination.
We now have cause to act on extermination of those monkeys….
???: Excuse me.
Amanto: What is it? We’re in the middle of a meeting.
The government of earth has sent an envoy.
Amanto: Government you say? Does something like that still exist there?
Perhaps they have come to beg forgiveness for the samurai’s actions?
A—About that…

019
(Sfx- Gacha gacha *clack clack*)
??? : Well ain’t this the warm welcome for unarmed guests.
???: Really. The leaders here are of such an undignified pedigree.
Stay your weapons, you barbarians.
Do you not know who graces you with his presence?
The shogun of the country….
Tokugawa Nobunobu has arrived.
(Side text- The former puppet rises for a country in crisis?)
GINTAMA LESSON 598……….END.