Gintama 598

[Gintama 598 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Otose: Good grief.
Insert: Appearing at the crisis in Edo is...
Otose: You really kept us waiting, didn't you?
Title: 'Gintama'
Otose: I'd like to say 'welcome back',
but cause of much you dragged your feet getting here,
you don't even have a house to come back to anymore.
Gin: Don't sweat it.

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Gin: We'll
take everything back.
So if you don't mind we're just gonna say
'We're home'.

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Insert: If those three are together, they're ready any time---!!
Lower Insert: ☆Jump Comics 65 goes on sale August 4th (Thurs.)!!
Title: Lesson 598
Everyone has a Terminal Between Their Legs
Author: Sorachi Hideaki

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Gin: I dunno whether you're allies of justice or villains,
but you guys got really flashy while we weren't around.
Haven't ya heard? In this country, when you're a stranger entering someone's house,
whether you're a good guy or a bad guy, you take off your sandals.
Before you start talking about good or evil,
it's a 'politeness' you should stick to as a person.
Now get your dirty feet off that sign.
Don't enter my country
with those stinking feet.

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Guys: You guys ain't got no country anymore!!
Wha?!
GUAAAAA
SFX: DON

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Guys: B-Behind uuus!!
SFX: DO DO
Gin: What's wrong, Great Liberation Army?!
You guys broke the Terminal but you haven't broke a single one of the terminals between our legs!!
If ya can't even do that, like hell you can take over the Earth!!

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Gin: Like hell you're going to break them!!
SFX: GAH
Guys: In this country, there's a great terminal between the legs of the cabaret girls and robo girls, too!!
Both: Like hell there iiiiis!!
SFX: GOSHA
Gin: Due to a system failure, we will be suspending terminal operations today.
Shin: It's your own fault!
SFX: DOGOO
Kagura: Do not dawdle! Abandon the damaged facility and clear the premises immediately!!
Shin: He's been bent into a thick-noodle terminal!
SFX: ZUGAGAGAGA
Guys: Don't let them get away!! Shoot them deaaad!!
SFX: GACHA
SFX: DOFUU

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SFX: DOON DOON DOOO
Gengai: GAHAHAHAHA
So you bastards've finally shown yourselves?!!
I've made sure to do good maintenance on all my machines!
I'll stick with you for a space war or a one-year war, whatever it takes, Ginnoji!!
Gin: Uh, Ginnoji's balls got caught in the tank's caterpillar track, Konnoji.
Gen: What? Already worn out?
I've been itching for this moment to come!
SFX: WAAAA
SFX: GYARURURU

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Someone: The party's
only just gotten started!!
Otose: Sheesh. That's men for ya.
Even at a time like this... You've got that excited look on your faces.
Handwritten: GAHAHAHAHA
Someone: It's like
someone people've been long waiting for has finally returned.
Gen: Shut up, Granny! My son wasn't like that perm head!
Otose: Nobody said anything about sons.
Gin: What about you?! Your house was just destroyed, but that face looks like...
Otose: I'll just say this, my husband didn't have a look as dumb as that.
Gengai: Ya got that right.
But...
If my son or your husband were still alive,
if they were still living in this city,

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Otose: I'd expect they'd have the same look on their faces as us.

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[Oh, there's... whoever that is.]

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SFX: DO DO
Otose: And say, 'This is just

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SFX: WAAAA
Otose: how Kabuki-chou has to be.'

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Guys: Y-You bastaaards!!
The hell do you think yer doin'?!!
Do you know who we are?!!
We came to save you guys from the Tendoushuu's rule!
We're the Liberation-
GYAAAAAAA
SFX: DOON
Saigou: Liberation?

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Sai: Why don't you mind your own business?
We don't need your help.
SFX: GOGOGOGO
Sai: As you can very well see,
we've been living free for some time noooow!!
SFX: WAAAA
Guys: Wh-Who are these monsters?!!
F-Firrrrre!
Guy: A rare good line from you, Saigou.
Guys: GUHOooooo
SFX: DOON
Katsuo: That's exactly right. We are the free people of a free city.
We shake off the rule of the Tendoushuu as well as the rule of the Liberation Army's fishy helping hands.

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Katsuo: And we're also free
to go to the hospitaaaaal!!
SFX: PURA PURA
Guys: Anikiiii!!
You pushed yourself too hard trying to 1-up Saigou by jumping off that roof!!
SFX: WAAAA
Guys: Saigou-san!! Katsuo-san!!
Saigou: You got off to quite a flashy start there, Paako!!
SFX: ZA ZA PURAN
Sai: But, we've been waiting for ya.
Kabuki-chou really needs idiots like you.
Katsu: Ya were reckless enough ta put a Yakuza ta shame.
Boss gave us this town to look after and ya really made us lose face.

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Katsuo: Ya really think you got any chance ta win
when ya pick a fight with the whole universe?
Gin: Nope.
Even if we all join forces,
even if all of Earth joins forces,
we still definitely can't win.
So we're gonna stop this war.
What we gotta win is the fight......
of bickering.

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Someone: The samurai are revolting?
There are uprisings happening one after another in various different locations. They are showing signs of driving us away.
Are they insane? Does that planet of monkeys think they can win against an Allied Army of 30 countries?
Perhaps they've flown into a rage from the army stationed on earth's looting?
May we have let the soldiers have too much freedom with their rewards?
This should be no problem. After crushing the Association, this is just fund-raising to also take over the Earth.
The just cause of ridding the planet of those meddlesome monkeys is...
Excuse me!
What is it? We're in the middle of a meeting!
It's an envoy from Earth's government.
Government? Is there still any government there?
Did they perhaps come to apologize for the samurai's carelessness?
W-Well...
SFX: GOGOGOGO

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SFX: GACHA GACHA
Guys: Geez. Quite some hospitality for guests that arrived unarmed.
Honestly, your generals are are people of such meager caliber.
Sheathe your weapons, scoundrels.
Are you not aware of who is in your presence?
The Barbarian Subduing Shogun
Tokugawa Nobunobu is here!
SFX: ZAN
Insert: The former puppet appears in the country's emergency...?!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 598
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