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Gintama 600

The stomach's not split, but the ass sure is.

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+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Aug 21, 2016 23:16 | Go to Gintama

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What's truly shit is how much time this chapter took to TL despite me already basically TLing it on Thursday.

Hi wa mata noboru only.


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GINTAMA
(Side text- Towards negotiations with the Liberation front!)
???: Did I mishear you?
You people say that you want to assist us in finishing off the Tendoushuu...
But you all---
Nobunobu: Can do it.
It can be no one else. I have experienced it myself....
Through all kinds of of misfortunes.
I, their enemy am not mistaken.
And I will warn you.
Do not make these people...
Your enemies.
And,
May I use your bathroom...
(Sfx- Mishii mekii grrind grrind)

002
Both: Wipe up your own ass. This is a do-or-die moment for you and Earth.
???: Ohh?
So Earth's up on one hell of a yard sale huh?
In short, you wanna take care of the Tendoushuu in your own way.
And for we of the Liberation front....
To get the hell off Earth...
While you do your thing.
GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 600: The stomach's not split, but the ass sure is.
(Side text- The one who appeared is...)

003
Katsura: Commodore Shijaku.
He's the one man leader of the Liberation front, and a master of Naval fleet battles.
It seems a big deal has made his apperance.
(Sfx- Gukyuaaaaahhh rrrrrrroooooowll)
{I've got a big deal about to appear too.}
Shijaku: However, we cannot withdraw. After all, this case with the Tendoushuu isn't just your problem.
Y'see, those guys are behind several of our comrades' planets being annihilated.
We're trying to gain back the control and freedom the society has had for a long time.
This is a wish that we of the entire universe collectively desire.
In this situation, wouldn't the right play for the people of earth be...
To join hands with us an cooperate?

004
Shijaku: Or would you and your people rather....
Become our enemies and fight us –the liberation front along with the Tendoushuu.
{The political plaything of the Tendoshu, the Tokugawa Bakfu.}
{I thought you had long since given up having any moral fiber...}
{But if you made an effort to come here, then it means you must have more pride than the average person.}
{However....}
{But you can't hide your fears.}
{Though, I can't blame you really. There's no man who could glibly make the entire universe his enemy...}
{While trying to defend his homeland.}
Shijaku: I assume that your lack of an answer means you're taking me up on our offer?
We're not trying to devour your country. We just want to give you a chance to go after the same prey.
{Give yourself up to that fear.}
{You have to know there are some things that despite struggling cannot be done.}
{In the end no matter where you guys go....}
{Your fate is the same –to be a doll who dance to the tune of others.}
Nobunobu: What is freedom?

005
Nobunobu: The freedom you people seek...
Is one you doggedly pursue...
Even if you have to take it from other planets.
Samurai do not fight for something like that.
The freedom samurai seek is nothing like that.
True freedom is...
BEING ABLE TO USE....
THE BATHROOM WHENEVER ONE DAMN WELL PLEASES---
Sakamoto: Go on, do it if ya wanna...
Katsura: We are ready to employ pampers as needed.

006
{Has your spirit been shaken?}
Shijaku: So that strong will of yours shatters after so little?
Dude: So then you people intend on becoming enemies of liberation front---
Nobunobu: THIS IS POINTLESS!!
Quit making me repeat the same thing!!
(Sfx- Zefu zefu huff puff)
Nobunobu: If you people want to help us defeat the Tendoushuu, then by all means join in whenever you want to! But if you think you will continue doing as you please to our country, then we will defeat you, plain and simple! That's it, period!
{He came here to ask for help....}
Nobunobu: Okay, we're leaving!
(Sfx- Buru buru wibble wibble)
Nobunobu: We're off men.
{Yet he's the one ending negotiations on his own...?}
{Are you saying then you aren't afraid?}
{No, you are afraid....that I know without a doubt, but this is...}
Sakamoto: Not yet.
Katsura: We don't just want your ass to void itself, but you as well.
{Not fear of us...}
{But something else entirely...}
Shijaku: Wait just a moment, Shogun dono!
(Sfx- Gakuhhh sffft)
Nobunobu: ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

007
(Sfx- Yoro yoro wobble wobble)
Nobunobu: If I...
Remain here any longer,
I will have no choice but to launch it...
{L—L...}
{Launch it?!}
Amanto: LAAUUUNNNCHHH!?!
Wh---what are you....it couldn't be!!!

008
Amanto: Don't you move!! Capture those men at once!
What the hell are you scheming?! Show us what you're hiding!!
(Sfx- Gacha gacha clack)
Nobunobu: Heh...
It's useless.
You're already far too late to do anything.
I can't stop this now.
Nor can you.
Amanto: Wh...what is it...?
Just what are you doing? What are you going to launch?
A time delayed missile?! A universal trajectory missile?! Answer us!
{No...}
{It's uh, just shit.}
Nobunobu: Scheming? Funny you should ask me that when you're the ones who pushed me to this point.
Shijaku: Both of you guys just cool it.

009
Shijaku: So this is what you were afraid of?
You had this trump card hidden up your sleeve from the very start, huh Shogun?
Nobunobu: I've been through many dangerous things...
It is only you that hasn't noticed them.
Shijaku: I was hoping I wouldn't have to use my hidden hand....
So whatever it is you're planning to launch...is it's aim this Ame no torifune?
(TN- Literally “Heaven's bird craft.)
Nobunobu: I can't say either way. However...
No matter how much I wipe my ass, there are leftover stains.
{Unable to wipe his ass—does he mean his responsibilities?}
{Then he's going to eliminate us with a weapon that leaves nothing behind?}

010
Amanto: T—There's no way....when he came upon the ship we did a full inspection.
There were no weapons originating from earth on his person ---or anything else for that matter!
Nobunobu: Three seconds till launch....
1....2....3....
HURRY AND FLEE FROM THIS PLACE!!
Amanto: N—No way...
It's in his stomach?
Shijaku: I've heard of this...
The Samurai of earth have a weapon in their stomachs...
That they use once they have decided upon suicide. A weapon that has power which rivals even that of nuclear weaponry.
{That's right, it's the samurai's lethal weapon....}
{Harakiiiri}
{No...}
{It's more like harakudari..}
(TN- Harakiri is cutting of one's stomach in ritual sucide, while harakudari litterally means “stomach destruction.)

011
Amanto: Harakiri?! Wh—What the hell is that?!
Shijaku: I'm not too sure of the particulars...
But it seems when they take that stance, something in their stomach turns into energy, and a shape burts from their ass as a weapon.
{No...}
{That's mostly shit.}
Amanto: Th—Then how do we stop it?
Shijaku: I'm not sure of the particulars, but...
It is thought that something with the same dietary intake and bowel movement may have enough power to neutralize the threat.
{No,}
{That's basically shit in particular.}
Amanto: Th—That has to be a bluff....as if sitting in that pose could produce something on par with a nuclear weapon!
Don't it phase you boys! Get 'im!
Nobunobu: Stop! Not there---!
(Sfx- Gathhh Grabbb)
(Sfx- Pusuhhh pfffft)
(Sfx- Dododooohh Thuthuuud)
Amanto: All they did was get close to him...!
I—It's for real! It's really harakiri!!
(Sfx- Hi—hiiiii!!!)

012
Shijaku: Everyone retreat at once!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaahh roaaar)
Shijaku: Activate the alarms to the first fleet!
Tell all the other ships in the fleet to get some distance away from the Ame no torifune!!
(Sfx- Gashaaan claaang)
Amanto: Commodore?!
What are you doing?
Shijaku: Hurry and go.
A commodore cannot cut and run when his sink is sinking.
Amanto: Commodore...
Shijaku: Shogun, it seems I've underestimated you earthlings...
I never thought you'd choose suicide during these negotations....
That you'd come here and gamble your life to stop a pointless conflict
I will recommend that the liberation front withdraw from earthn.
Despite being afraid of death all of this you used the harakiri.
I look upon your resolve and am impressed.

013
Shijaku: I'm thankful for those who have resolve like you.
Answering those who gamble their lives with life itself is my planet's etiquette.
I too will gamble this life of mine to put an end to a meaningless conflict.
I will stop your harakiri.
This is where...
The real negotiations begin.
(Sfx- Zauuuh doooom)
Amanto: Commodore!
Th---that's returning fire with harakiri?!
What the hell does that even mean?
I don't know the particulars, but when a harakiri is discharged, smashing with another harakiri will offset the effects.
Can the commodore even use harakiri?
I don't know, but...
(Sfx- Fuguguhhh nnnngggh)
(Sfx- Orrraaaaahhhh!!)
Shijaku: I can feel it!! Something's coming out now...
This is....this is....

014
{No,}
{That's just shit.}
(Sfx- Furihyahh ddshhh)
(Sfx- Mori mori mori mori mori dff dff ddfff)
Amanto: Commodore?
What's up?
Did something happen?
Shijaku: Um...
May I ask one thing?

015
Shijaku: What's...
Harakiri?
Nobunobu: No idea.
T—Thought so...
Well I understand, yup...Of course I do...yup...
Well...
It'd seem they don't know at least so...
Could you keep this..
Between us?
It doesn't matter to me.
However in exchange.
I know, I know. I'll tell everyone of these negotiations.
Nobunobu: no, before you do that...
May I use your bathroom?

016
Both: Do what you want!!
(Sfx- Doooon Thooom)
(Sfx- Puhaaaaah pbllllssh)
{Our negotations this time...}
{Managed temporary mollification of the liberation front.}
{The revolts in the city of Edo have been settled in exchange for peace, and a promise for order has been established, however...}
{The withdrawal of the troops stationed there has not yet been negotiated.}
{However...}

017
{The fruit of our labor this time around was...}
{Perhaps making an ally on the inside.}
Shijaku: Don't tell anyone.
Nobunobu: Same to you.
Shijaku: Don't do it.
Nobunobu: You'd better not either.
Katsura: Ant those are the particulars.
We haven't quite stopped the war yet, but we're only starting things here.
Well? What do you think of our negotiation tactics?
Shinpachi: Well,
They're shit.
(Sfx- Gushaan crush)
(Side text- A shitty negotiation....)
GINTAMA LESSON 600...........END.

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