Gintama 606

Change is in the eye of the beholder. The more you think you've changed, the more you haven't. So in order to really change yourself --stop thinking.



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GINTAMA
(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)
(Side text- Who appears before the Yorozuya caught in a dilemma?!)
Amanto: Wh...
What's that?!
Our allied tanks suddenly turned this way....!!
No..that's...
Those aren't our allies!!
(Sfx- Gagooon kagoooon clang clang)

002
Kondo: If it's your buddies, they ain't around anymore.
They were parked in a weird place and obstructing traffic.
So we wrote up some tickets and commandeered them. They're currently under police investigation.
However we won let you guys off so easy.
You've destroyed public structures, and broken traffic laws among other things.
(On notebook- Bakfu Special armored police force: Shinsengumi.)

003
Kondo: You've been caught red handed ---so you're under arrest.

004
Amanto: Y---
You bastards are...
The Shinsengumi!!

005
GINTAMA
(Side text- To the true path before us....)
Lesson 606: A guy who's told by others to quit smoking can't advance any further.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

006
(Sfx- Za zaaaahh Sffft)
Nobume: S---
So you've returned...
The hoodlum officers...
have come back to Edo...

007
Kondo: Ataaaaaaaaack!!!
(Sfx- Waaah!!)
(Sfx- kuwaaaaah roaaaar)
(Sfx- dokaaaaah thooom)
Okita: What are you standin' around for?
Kondo: After 'em!!
Hijikata: The fight...
Starts from here.
008
Hijikata: This country...
isn't gone yet.

009

010
Amanto: The counterattack squadron...!!
(Sfx- Gogogogogoggo rmmmmmmble)
Amanto: Th—That's...
???: Gimmie a break.
Here I am with a bunch of guys I gathered in a “kick some Nobunobu” ass sorta mood....
And things are like this?

011
Matsudaira: How about you outsiders amscray?
You've been fighting against the empty shell of a country...
But now the landlords are home.
Whether this country will be defended or destroyed is the responsibility of us –the ones who live here!!
We don't need you bastards here!!
Let's do this men!
Show them the real power of this country!!

012

013
(Sfx- Dodoooon thoooom)
(Sfx- Zugagagagaga thtthmtmmthm)
Hijikata: I thought you guys woulda head for the hills with your scared little tails between your legs, but it turns out as usual you're getting your ass kicked in battles that were lost causes from the start!
Gintoki: Screw you!! You talk a big game but I notice you took your sweet time to grow some balls and come out here in the first place!
Kondo: To take on an enemy from around the entire universe that can take on the country in an instant...no matter how big your balls are it'll never be enough.
Shinpachi: We're sorry! We weren't able to stop them or do anything!!
Okita: Now if I remember correctly, there was someone here who vomited up some kinda comment like “Leave Edo to us....”
Kagura: And then I recall there was someone who through a rotted mouth said something like they'd get strong enough to never lose to anyone again.
Okita: I'll give you credit that you at least became strong enough not to die instantly.
We've been gathering rebellious elements from the former Bakfu's administration and the assistance of foreign countries.
We've got an influence now that doesn't even compare to before. Weapons, battleships, we've got them all fresh off of production.
Gintoki: I see, then
(Sfx- Gooohhh thooooom)

014
Gintoki: Do you got enough to...
pick a fight with the entire universe?
(Sfx- Dodooooonnn booooom)
Kondo: Maybe not enough to win this war...
(Sfx- Zahhh Sfft)
Kondo: But at least we can perhaps create an opportunity to stop it.
(Sfx- Ooooooohhhh)
Kondo: Moreover...
Our weapons and influence...
aren't the only things that got stronger.
Shinpachi: Kondo-sa...
Kondo: We may not have been able to do anything while we were away from Edo, but..
This time we intend to see that vow to protect Edo through.
It's for that sake that we got stronger.
So bear witness to it...
The power of the newly reborn Shinsengumi.

015
(Sfx- Zudooonn thooom)
Shinpachi: That's....no way!!
Kondo: In order to retrain my overflowing strength, I burdened myself with these each and every day as a means to temper myself.
It's made from a super heavy special golden alloy.
Did you think that I just pointlessly changed my outfit?
It's time for me to unleash my power.
Ahh, it's been a while since my head felt so light.
(Sfx- Koki koki crack crack)
(Sfx- *Zusassshhh dssssh)
Shinpachi: YOUR HEAD IS SERIOUSLY TOOO LIIIIGHT!!
JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLANNING TO UNLEASHI?! WAS THE WEIGHT OF YOUR ENTIRE BODY COORDINATED?!
Kondo: Oh right, almost forgot this tooo.
(Sfx- Zusaasshhh dooom)
Shinpachi: DON'T REMOVE THE MOISAIC, DAMMMIT!!
Kondo: Man, it's like I don't even feel my own weight anymore.
It's like the universe and I have become one.
(Sfx- Gohhh thooom)

016
(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)
Shinpachi: Kondo-saaaan!!
Kondo: Hey.
Where are you aiming ya big lummox?
Shinpachi: And what kind of filth are you showing us?!
Kondo: I can see it!
And that!
And that too!
It's as if these bullets are turtles! I can see all of them clearly!
Shinpachi: WE CAN SEE YOUR HALF SHELL AND BALLS TOO!!
Though it is impressive how fast he's become...
Kondo: Ah..
The mosaic...
(Sfx- Bushaaaah blooorsh)
(Sfx- Doshaaaah thoooom)
Shinpachi: WHYYYYYYYYY?!

017
Shinpachi: What happened to you Kondo-san?! Did the mosaic become part of your very being or something?!
Did you like end up stepping on that thing too?!
Shinpachi: uwaaah!!
(Sfx- Dogaaaahhh thoooom)
Hijikata: No helpin' it.
Take care of Kondo-san for me.
Shinpachi: Hijikata-san, Okita-san!
(Sfx- zazaaahhh sffft)
Okita: We're here and this is the time we've been waiting for, yeah?
If that's the case, we'd might as well unleash our powers as well.
Shinpachi: No way, you two....
Hijikata(?): In order to once again protect Edo....
We gained this new strength!! Get a good look at this!!
Haaaaaaah!!!!
(Sfx- Dofuuhhh thooooom)
Shinpachi: Ah..
That's...

018
(Sfx- Dofuuhh thooom)
Hijikata: Nicotine Kaijuu!!
(TN- The kanji for “Kaijuu are 'answer' and 'ritual/curse'.)
{And now an explanation! The Nicotine kaiju is Hijkata's new technique which is a ban on cigarettes that has increased Hijikata's lung capacity and also made it so that food is more delicious!!}
Shinpachi: DIDN'T YOU JUST START MAKING HEALTHIER LIFE CHOICES?!
(Sfx- Dooohhh thooom)
Okita: Mayonnaise Bakusan!!
(TN- The kanji for Bakusan is 'Explosion' and 'scatter'.)
{And now an explanation! The Mayonnaise bakusan is Okita's new technique where he throws away the mayo that Hijikata depends on right before his very eyes!!)
Shinpachi: HOW IS THIS NEW?! YOU TWO ARE JUST HASSLING EACH OTHER LIKE YOU USED TO!!

019
Hijikata: Bear witness...
To the new Shinsengumi's power!!
Shinpachi: Dammit, not a thing has changed with you people!!
Gintoki: From an objective standpoint, I'd say things got worse.
???: But of course, boss.
People can't change so easily, y'know?
In short...
(Sfx- Dogooohhh booooom)
???: Like our vow to protect Edo...
Our hearts have not changed.
Gintoki: Um...and who would you be? A new character?
Zakiyama: What are you talking about? I'm Zakiyama.
Gintoki: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CHANGED THE MOST?!
(Side text- Welcome back!)
GINTAMA LESSON 606....................END.