Gintama 606

[Gintama 606 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Insert: With the Yorozuya cornered, who is this appearing in front of them...?!
Title: 'Gintama'
Guys: Wha-
What's going on here?!!
SFX: GO GO GO GO GO
Guys: Th-Those ally tanks suddenly pointed their fire at us...!!
No, wait...
th-those are no allies!!
SFX: GAGON GAGON

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Kon: You guys don't have any allies left.
With you guys stopping your cars in an odd place like this and blocking traffic,
we're gonna have to give you a ticket, impound your tanks, and do some questioning.
But don't expect it to stop there.
In addition to the violation of traffic laws, there's property damage as well as a number of other infringements.
Book: Bakufu Special Armed Police
Shinsengumi

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Kon: You've been caught red-handed.

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Tank Guys: Y-
You guys are the Shinsengumi!

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Insert: Down the righteous path-----
Title: Lesson 606 People that Lecture Others About Not Smoking Can't Give it up Themselves for Long

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SFX: ZA ZA
Nobume: Th...
They... came back.
The hoodlum police
came back to Edo...

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Kon: CHAAAARGE!!
SFX: WAH
SFX: DOKAAA
Guys: What're you standing around for?!
You're gonna get left behind!!
The battle
is only just beginning!

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Someone: This country
ain't done for yet!

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[No text]

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Guys: They intercepted our attack?!!
SFX: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
Th... That's...!!
Matsu: Geez.
I scapped together some soldiers to crush Nobunobu's administration,
but this is just pathetic.

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Matsu: Get lost, outsiders.
All you've been fighting so far is an empty country.
But now the head of the household's back.
Both protecting this country and destroying it is karma carried by us who live in it!
There's no place here for the likes of you!!
Kon: Let's go, you bastards!
Let's show 'em this country's real power!!

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SFX: DON
SFX: DODO

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SFX: DODON
SFX: ZUGAGAGAGA
Hiji: I thought you got scared and lost your will to fight, but it looks like you're still just an idiot that's got no ability ot tell what the odds of winning are.
Gin: Bullshit!! You guys sure had a lot of trouble regrowning your shrivvled ballsacks!
Kon: Our enemy went from being one country to the entire universe! No matter how big our balls are, it won't be enough.
Shin: We tried everything we could to stop this... we're so sorry.
Okita: Sheesh. Who was it again that was talking all big how we should leave tem to take care of Edo for us?
Kagura: Who was it again that opened their smelly mouths and said they were going to come back stronger than anyone?
Okita: We at least got strong enough to insta-kill you guys.
We absorbed the rebel groups from over the entire country, god in good offices with the temporary Bakufu, and got support from other countries.
And we also got together some battleships and fresh troops with power totally beyond anything you've ever seen before.
Gin: Really? In that case...
SFX: GOH

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Gin: ow long do you think we can hold out
against the armies of the entire universe?
SFX: DODOON
Kon: Even if we can't win the war,
we might be able to create the impetus for ending the war.
SFX: ZA
Kon: And
SFX: OOOO
Kon: It ain't just our military force and weapons
that got stronger.
Shin: Kondou-sa...
Kon: Do you think we've been sitting on our asses all this time we've been gone?
We promised that this time we would protect Edo to the end
and that we would get stronger to do it.
So take a look
at the power of the reborn Shinsengumi.

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SFX: ZUSHIN
Shin: !!
No, way, was that...
Kon: As a way of constraining my incredible power, I've been wearing a headband made of a super-heavy metal alloy
to put a burden on my every day and temper my strength.
Did you think I'd done some sorta meaningless costume change or something?
Now I can finally release my power.
Ah, my head hasn't felt this light in so long.
Shin: No, your head seriously is really light!!
SFX: KOKU KOKU ZUSHAAA
Shin: Just how the hell much did you release?! Did this guy seriously have matching weighted clothing?!
Kon: Oh, I forgot this one.
Shin: Don't take the mosaic oooooooof!!
SFX: ZUSHAAA
Kon: It's like... I don't weigh anything at all.
Like me and space have become one.
SFX: GOH

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Shin: !!
Kondou-saaaaaan!!
SFX: GOGOGOGO
Kon: Hey!
Where the hell are you looking, you bucket of bolts?!
Shin: What're you putting on display for everybody, you scum bucket!!
Kon: I can see it!!
I can see it!!
I can see it!!
I can see the bullets so clearly it's like they're as slow as turtles!!
Shin: Uh, we can totally see your turtle and its head popping out!!
But that really was incredible, that speed...
SFX: MERIH
Kon: AH,
the mosaic...
SFX: BUSHAAA
Shin: WHYYYYY?!!
SFX DOSHAAA

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Shin: What happened, Kondou-san?! Don't tell me that mosaic had something in it?!!
Did you just step on those on your own?!! ["those" in italics]
Shin: UWAAH!!
SFX: DOGAAA
Both: Looks like we've got no choice.
Hey you, take care of Kondou-san.
Shin: Hijikata-san! Okita-san!
SFX: ZAZA
Shin: We were hoping to save them for a big moment,
but the way our outlook is now, we're going to have to release our power.
Shin: No way, did those two also...?!!
Both: Let's show them our new powers
that we obtained in order to protect Edo once again!!
HAAAA
SFX: DOF
Shin: Wh-
What is that?!

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Hiji: Nicotine Curse-Break!!
SFX: DOH
Narr: Allow me to explain. Nicotine Curse-Break is Hijikata's new power that increases his lung capacity and makes food taste better through not smoking.
Shin: Doesn't that just mean you started paying attention to your health?!!
Okita: Mayonnaise Eruption!!
SFX: DOH
Narr: Allow me to explain. Mayonnaise Eruption is Okita's new power in which he wastes mayonnaise right in front of Hijikata who has no support besides mayonnaise when he's smoking.
Shin: That's not anything new! You're just as aggravating now as you were before!

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Hiji: We're gonna make sure
you learn the Shinsengumi's power!
Shin: Hold oooon! When it comes down to it, those two didn't change at all, did the?!
Shin: I think they actually went backwards.
Yama: I reckon you're correct, Boss.
Humans don't change that easily.
SFX: DOGOOO
Yama: And that means that our spirit to protect Edo
hasn't changed.
SFX: GOOAA
Gin: Uh... Who're you? A new character?
Yama: What're you talking about? It's me, Yamazaki!
Gin: You're the one that changed most of aaaaaaall!!
Insert: They're back!!
Bottom: GIntama
...Lesson 606
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