Gintama 619

The pacing has slowed down tremendously, but these full violence chapters of Gintama are super cathartic.



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GINTAMA
(Side text- He thought he had them cornered, however…?!)
Dakini: Even if the three of you attack from three different directions…
And at the same time…
You are still nothing before my one swing!!
NOW DIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Gintoki: It ain’t from three directions…

002
GINTAMA
(Side text- The secret plan launches!!)
(Sfx- Dohh *fwoom*)
Lesson 619: When playing tag, the faster the person playing “it” is, the more exciting it becomes.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Gintoki: But four.

003
(Sfx- Gakaahhhh *thoooom*)

004
(Sfx- Gigiih….grnnnnd*)
Dakini: I get it…
That trap with the log was mean to conceal the fourth one of you, was it?
(Sfx- gigigigiii *Grinnnd*)
{It was merely an instant that he moved his head so that he could attack…}
{But the horn prevented it from being a fatal blow?}
Dakini: However a frail sword like yours isn’t even enough to break my horn!
(Sfx- Dooonn *thoooom*)

005
Gintoki: So we weren’t able to break your horn, big woop.
We can still snap that nose of yours.
(Sfx- Doookaaahh *thooom*)
Dakini: Heh…
Are you children done? That was no more painful than a bug pite…
(Sfx- Zugaaahhh *dssshhh*)
(Sfx- Gogagaaahhh *dhoooom*)

006
(Sfx- Dodooohhh *thooom*)
Tae: Now!!
Hit them with everything you’ve got!!
(Sfx- Gogogogogo *rmmmmmble*)
(Sfx- Dodododododo *thooooom*)

007
(Sfx- Zugagagagaahhh *ddsssh*)
Dudes: Ou…
Ougai-samaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Sfx- GOFUAAAH *crack*)
Ougai: YOU BRATS!! PLAYTIME IS OVER!!
GET DOWN HERE AT ONCE!! I’LL CRUSH ALL OF YOU!!

008
Kyuubee: I came as you asked.
And what, the games are over already?
Did you really believe we’d listen to your nonsense?
Who do you think you’re talking to?
We’re the woman and children that you made light of.
(Sfx- Dohhh *thoooom*)

009
(Sfx- Doh *thooom*)
(Sfx Goh *fwooom*)
Everyone: The games…
Have just begun.
Ougai: Yo…
You bastaaaaaaaards!!

010
(Sfx- Gogaaaahhh *thoooom*)

011
(Sfx- Biki biki biki *crackle crackle*)
(Sfx- Bakyaahhhh *crash*)
Ougai: NOT ENOOOOOGH!!
(Sfx- Dooohhh *thooom*)

012
(Sfx- Gapaahhh *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Doshaaaahhh *dsshhhhh*)
Ougai: One move…
No, considering it was women and children behind these moves…
You were a hundred moves behind.

013
???: If it’s women and children…
(Sfx- Zatsh zatshh *sffft*)
???: Then there are plenty still here.

014
Tsukuyo: But when women of Yoshiwara play games…
They’re games to the death. Best get yourself prepared.
(Sfx- Zannn *thooom*)

015
Shinpachi: Tsukuyo-saaaaaaaan!!
Ougai: Y—
You bastaaaaaards!!
(Sfx- Hyagagagaga *shsffft*)
Ougai: GAAAAH!!!
(Sfx- bushiiiii *dssshhh*)
(Sfx- Gohhhh *thooom*)
(Sfx- Dodooohhh *thohthoooom*)

016
Ougai: So…
Is it over?
(Sfx- Goshi goshi *whifft*)
Gintoki: Yeah…
It’s over.

017
(Sfx- Goohhh *Thoook*)
GIntoki: If you can’t be “it” anymore…
Then I ain’t playing with yooou~
(Side text- They’ve defeated him!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 619………….END.