Gintama 619

[Gintama 619 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Daki: But even with all three of you together,
it's still no match for this attack!!
Insert: He thought he'd cornered them, but...?!
Daki: DIIIIIIIE!!
Gin: It's not from three directions.

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Insert: The secret plan is launched!!
SFX: DOH
Title: Lesson 619
When You're Playing Tag, the Faster the Person Who's It Is, the More Exciting it Gets
T/N: The Japanese word for "Tag" literally means "playing oni (orgre)". And the person that is "it" is called the oni (ogre).
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Kyuu: It's from four.


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SFX: GAKAH

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SFX: GIGI...
Daki:
I see now.
That log trap was meant to hide your 4th fighter.
SFX: GIGIGI
Kyuu: At that moment, he exposed his head so he could attack,
but his horn blocked it from being a fatal blow?!!
Daki: But such a weak sword cannot even break my horn!!
SFX: GAH
SFX: DON

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Gin: Just cause we didn't knock your block off,
SFX: MISHI MISHI
Gin: doesn't mean we can't knock you down a few pegs!
SFX: DOKA
Daki: Hmph!
Cheeky brats!! That felt like no more than a mosquito bi-
SFX: ZUGAAA
Daki: !!
SFX: GOGAAA

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SFX: DODOOO
Tae: Now!!
All we've got!! Hit 'im haaaard!!
SFX: GOGAGAGA
SFX: DODODODODO

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SFX: ZUGAGA
Guys: O.....
Ougai-samaaaa!!
SFX: GOFAA
SFX: GARARA
Ou: You shitty little braaaats!! Playtime is oveeeer!!
All of you, come down heeeere!! Crush them all to pieceeees!!

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SFX: ZUN
SFX: MISHI MISHI
Kyuu: I came down.
And what, playtime's over already?
Do you really think we're gonna listen to nonsense like that?
Who do you think we are?
We're the women and children you were making fun of.
SFX: DOH

Page 9:
SFX: DOH
SFX: GOH
Guys: Playtime
starts now. ["start" in italics.]
SFX: MISHI MISHI MEKI MEKI
Ou: Y-
YOU BASTAAAARDS!!

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SFX: GOGAAA

Page 11:
SFX: BIKI BIKI BIKI
SFX: BAKYAA
Ou: NOT ENOOOOOUGH!!
SFX: DOH

Page 12:
SFX: GAPAA
SFX: DOSHAAA
Guys: You were one move..
No, it being women and children doing the moves,
you were 100 moves too far behind.

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Someone: Ther're still
more women and children here.
SFX: ZAH ZAH ZAH

Page 14:
SFX: ZAN
Tsukiyo: But when we Yoshiwara women play, we're riskin' our lives.
I hope yer ready.

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Shin: TSUKUYO-SAAAAAN!!
WHa-
SFX: DODODODODO
Guys: You
bastaaaards!!
SFX: HYAGAGAGA
Ou: GAAAAAAA
SFX: BUSHIIII
SFX: GOH
SFX: DO DO DO DO

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Ou: ...Is it
over?
SFX: GOSHI GOSHI (WIPE WIPE)
Gin: Yeah.
It's over.

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SFXL GOH
Gin: If somebody can't be "it" in a game of tag,
then I ain't playin' with them anymo~~~re.
Insert: They've conquered the enemy----!!
Title: GIntama
...Lesson 619
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