Gintama 656

Oops I forgot 655. Eh, I'll get to it eventually as well as everything else I'm not working on.



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(Top text- Volume 70 is out in stores everywhere!!// The anime's “Porori Arc” is airing on TV Tokyo and affiliates starting at 1:35 in the morning every Sunday!! (It airs on TV oosaka Every Monday at 1:05!~) The Movie “Gintama” will be out on Bluray and DVD for rental and purchase starting Wednesday November 22nd!)
(Side text- Living apart from his wife, he is...)
GINTAMA
Hasegawa: ...'Sup.
It's me.
Yeah...
I'm doing okay, somehow or another.
How are things on your end?
I see, tell mom-in-law that I said hello, will ya?
Don't be dumb, I have enough money to use the phone at least.
You say it's too late to be seeking reemployment?
Yeah, before I got fired the earth was already bankrupt...

002
Hasegawa: But it's not like that, I'm afraid....
I'm just tired of sleeping under newspaper blankets.
Hatsu,
I'm sorry...
At a time like this, I can't do anything...
Or be by your side.
I think back on it...
If I hadn't been fired from the immigration bureau...
If I had been able to protect the skies of Edo even now..
How would have things ended up? Would Edo have still become like this?
Heh...
Not that anything really would have changed if a guy like me had been there...

003
Hasegawa: I'm sure that the sky...
The very same one I gaze upon now wouldn't have changed.
It's just the guy who gazed upward at the sky in bewilderment..
And me who looks up are both the same and not the same.
Because I met...
Those guys.
I started out confused but after a while...
I just sorta got used to it.
That should be my line to a good-for-nothing husband?
Hahahah, nah you're not wrong...you're quite hardy too.
Hatsu, there are no detours in this life...
Everything....is connected under this one and only sky.
So will you wait just a bit more for me?

004
Hasegawa: No matter how limp and twisted I might get...
I'll come back to you for sure.
So let me wander around...
And be unemployed for a little longer.
GINTAMA
Lesson 656: Nothing taints the unemployed.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(Side text- Going beyond unemployment.)

005
Hasegawa: All ships....
Advance at full throttle!!
(Sfx- Doooohh fwhoooom)
???: The Ame no torifune is advancing forward!!
Shijaku: Wh—wha...
What the hell are you doing?!
Hurry and....shoot us down...
shoot down this ship!!

006
Hasegawa: Ain't a need for that.
We've accepted your request to disembark upon earth.
And I, Hasegawa Taizou former Immigration bureau chief will...
act as your escort.
Shijaku: Are you insane?!
The berserk altana in Earth's atmosphere will rip us to shreds!!
If you allow this ship to get any closer...
Before it can even reach the surface, the shockwave will blow this ship and Earth to smithereens!
There's no time!
If you're going to shoot Hata, you must do it now!
If this ship crashes then not just one planet...
Hata: Commodore.
It was you who said to me that you'd believe in me to choose...
I who loves all living things.

007
Hata: Then please have faith....
In the man...
that I have faith in.
This is...
The answer...
Your beloved little brother....
has come to with the creatures known as samurai.
(Sfx- Biki biki crackle crackle)
(Sfx- Zuuoooohhhh hfwoooom)
(Sfx- Zufoohhh boooom)
(Sfx- Zufohhhh tboooom)

008
???: An anti-impact shield?!
No way, you all are...
Intending...

009
(Sfx- Gooaaaaaaah roaaaaaaar)
???: To stop this shiiiiip?!
Shijiaku: THIS IS MADNESS!!!
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN STOP A SHIP THIS HUGE.....!!
Your ships will be dragged along into the Earth's surface!!
Hasegawa: That's exactly it.
But that's cool, as long as it can delay the impact a little bit...
Commodore, your plan is based on the assumption that we can keep Earth as is.
If that's the case then there really isn't any other play than to destroy the ship.
However I see things differently.

010
Hasegawa: There are guys....
That I know
Down there...
Those guys...
are going to...
revive the world...
for sure.

011
Someone: Ane-san...
Mone-san!!
Hang in there, please!!

012
Ane: I'm sorry...
We just couldn't stop him.
We promised that...
to return him to your sides..
We swore this but....
We couldn't stop him.
We couldn't do anything but entrust this to him.

013
Nobume: I'll take care of things here.
Go.
Hurry up and go ahead.
Hasegawa: Those guys...
Will stop the berserk altana for sure.
Hasegawa: But in order to do that we need to stretch out our time limit.
Until the time where the ame no torifune crashes into the earth's surface...
We're going to be working to chip off the ship which'll give you guys a chance to escape too.
As the disintegration continues we'll buy even more time...
And manage to disperse some of the energy as we get closer to the earth's surface.
Shijiaku: That's just too damn reckless!!
You're basing too much of this on improbable theories upon hypotheses!!
If Earth stays the way it is or they're not able to make it in time then...
Hasegawa: Commodore.

014
Hasegawa: Everyone's fighting their hardest to survive right now.
No one wants to abandonRat anything to recklessness, but...
If all we have is being reckless then...
I'd like to choose being reckless in my belief of my friends.
Rather than live on in a world where I've abandoned my friends...
I choose to believe in the world where my friends are.
That is the passport to the country of the samurai.
We don't need anything as annoying as proof of ID and stuff.
It has nothing to do with being Earthlings or anyone else.
It's just...
Just...

015
Hasegawa: Messing around with those stupid looking expressions...
and coming back alive.
(Sfx- Dodooooooon booooom)
(Sfx- Zuzuuuunnn Thoooom)
Someone: Prince!!
The shield has recahed it's limit!!
We can't press through!!
At this rate all of the ships will be crushed!!
(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmmble)

016
Jii: I knew this wasn't going to work!! I told you we should have stopped you idiot prince!!
Hata: Shut up old man!! Damn, do our forces not have enough power to stop this?!
Then, just what kind of fleet do we need?!
Jii: Hasegawa, you'd better take responsibility for this!! What kind of numbers did you crunch to get this plan in the first place?!
Hasegawa: In the universe...
If you don't gather up a fleet in this universe you can't stop it.
Jii: What kind of shit are you spewing over there?! Is that sleep talk?!
Hata: Of course we can't gather anyone else!! Are you saying from the beginning you were just pulling random numbers of victory out of your as...
Someone: If it's fleet then you've all got all kinds right here, yeah?
Did you forget?
That you guys on Earth are in a war with the universe?

017
Dude: However despite your overwhelming disadvantages, we dropped our blades despite you nearing the neck of your enemy to keep victims at a minimum.
And now we're going to save earth from it's current crisis of the enemy mothership falling in flames toward it.
(Sfx- Phhh)
Lizard: It's got nothing to do with enemies or allies at this point...the lives that you guys picked up...
don't go thinking we're going to let you use 'em up for the sake of destroying our planet.
Wolf: Earthlings...perhaps being driven by your hatred of you...
is where we were wrong.
(Sfx- Pihhh beep)
Liberation: Moreover this might be our chance to meet with the immigration bureau.
And once again knock on the door of the country of samurai.
If your homelnand of Earth is in danger and can be saved by our ship...
Then we will use all of our ships –our fleet to protect Earth –your homeland.
Jii: The Liberation front...!!
Hasegawa: I see...
Seems passports are sold for the cheap now.

018
Hasegawa: Welcome...
To the land of samurai.
(Sfx-Googogogogo rmmmmmble)
(Sfx- Gopaaaah fwooom)

019
Shijaku: Th—this can't be...
It's not just Hata, but the Liberation front making a move?!
People are not just of their own volition freeing themselves and entering the country...
But agreeing to the accords from earlier without anyone's permission and concluding to form an alliance!?
Former Immigraton bureau chief Hasegawa Taizou...
Just what kind of person are you?
Just what kind of immense influence do you have?!
Hasegawa: That's obvious ain't it?
I ain't got any kind of influence, they just heard the speech and acted on whatever freedoms they have.
There's no need to go worrying about taking advantage of everything...
I'm just a guy with no influence, no contacts no money, and hell...no job.
Just an unemployed bum.
(Side text- The strength of one who has nothing...!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 656..............END.