Gintama 661

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GINTAMA
(Top text- The anime “Porori arc” airs every Sunday at 1:35 AM on TV Tokyo and it’s affilates!!)
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(Bottom text- Volume 71 will be in stores on December 4th (Monday)!
(Side text- The Shinsengumi after leaving Edo…)
(Sfx- Gogogogo *rmmmmble*)
Lesson 661: The beginning of the end.
Yamazaki: Chief…
After this fight is over with, what will you do?
Kondo: Dunno man…
I mean all I’m good for is swinging around swords.
So there’s nothing more I’d want but to…
Head back to Edo and continue the Shinsengumi with you guys.
Yamazaki: With us huh….I suck with swords and…well, pretty much everything…
Up until now I’ve just been able to barely keep up with you and the Vice Chief.
Or maybe it’s cause I don’t have much…
That I was able to focus on keeping up with you guys without worrying about anything else.

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Yamazaki: If that’s the case then being light on content –an empty canvas ain’t so bad.
Yeah, I suck with swords but at least I had some skill in being the sword of you and the others Chief.
So do me this favor…
No matter what, never stop swinging your sword.
Even if us Samurai or our swords are destroyed…
Your sword is…
Always right here.
The Shinsengumi will…
Beat your side.

003
Kondo: Yeah…
I know.

004
Kondo: I really don’t…
Have the skills for anything aside from that.
Hijikata(?): Kondo-san!
Kondo: I’ve caught you, Utusro.
In this smokescreen you ain’t gonna be regenerating anytime soon.
While it’s pretty awesome that you’re able to casually stand here with a sword through your heart…
I can see the altana leaking from within you.
Just gimmie a second and I’ll rip that heart right out from your body….
And crush all of it until there’s nothing left.

005
Kondo: I’ll give you a reaaal good taste…
Of the Shinsengumi—our sword!
(Sfx- Dodooohhh *thoooom*)

006
Utsuro: You make good points…
My regeneration is taking much longer than usual…
And this is rather painful.
If you utilize this method, it is quite possible that I could be killed…

007
Utsuro: Slashing away at my body…
Faster than it can regenerate…
Crushing my eyes…
And stabbing my heart…
What comes next?
I’d advise for you to move quickly…
Or the parts that you’ve labored so hard to destroy will return one by one.
(Sfx- Dooohhh *thooom*)
Utsuro: I see…
You’ve managed to cut my patience down….which is impressive I suppose.

008
Eveyrone: AAAAAGHHHH!!!
(Sfx- Gakkiiiiiiin *Clannnng*)
Gintoki: WAAAAIT!!

009
(Sfx- Goshiiii *dshhhh*)
(Sfx- Doooh dooohh *thooom thooom*)
(Sfx- Zazaa *sssh*)
Utsuro: That was marvelous.
If you keep at destroying me with that tempo, I might just die.
But the lighting round for defeating…
The me you’ve been fighting until now has just ended.

010
(Sfx- Dooonn *booom*)
Dudes: Vice Chief!! Captain Okita!!
URAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Sfx- Dooo dooon *baboooom*)
Abuto: Fiiiiiree!!
That smoke screen ain’t gonna cut it!!

011
Abuto: Fill ‘im with lead…
Made from those crystals!!
(Sfx- Gagagagagaga *rattatatatataa*)
Utsuro: How cute, you think those’ll hit me now?
Bullets that have a straight trajectory…
Are easier to dodge than a naked blade.

012
Kamui: Then….
How’ll you deal with an idiot who charges straight on?
Utsuro: Observe and learn.

013
Utsuro: How this is the easiest thing to deal with.
(Sfx- Dogagagaga *taaktak*)
Abuto: Bossss!!
(Sfx- Gogaaaaah *thooom*)
(Sfx- Dooon *boom*)
Kamui: ‘Zat so?
(Sfx- Gishii gishh *dshh*)
Kamui: Then try and dodge…

014
(Sfx- ooooooh *roooooar*)
Kamui: A bullet of sheer idiocy.
(Sfx- Gagaaahhh *fwhooom*)

015
Umibozu: If you won’t die after we cut you into strips and poke you with more holes than a beehive…
(Sfx- Gogogogogo *rmmmmble*)
Umibozu: Then we just need to blast you clean away –to the point that not even a single cell is left behind.
Kamui: It’s a shame, but…
Seems like your inferior gene eradication beam sorta failed.

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Kamui: But…
He’s…
Umibozu: IT’S NOT OVER YEEEET!!
GET RID OF THAT ARM!!
EVEN IF IT’S JUST AN ARM HE CAN STILL…
(Sfx- Meki meki meki *grinnnnd*)
Abuto: BOOOOSSS!!
OVER HERE!!

017
(Sfx- Buoooon *fwooom*)
Abuto: FIREEEE!!
(Sfx- Dodooooo *thooom*)
{Did I do it?!}
{If I try to let another one loose it could lead to an accidental discharge…}
{But there isn’t…}
{Any other choice!}
{We’re not gonna get….}
{Another chance!}

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{You bastard…}
{You’d do that to your own arm…}

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(Sfx- Dodooooonn *boooom*)
(Sfx- Zauuh *sfft*)
Utsuro: So…
Would that be all of your trump cards?
I see, then everyone…
This is farewell.
(Side text- A declaration of the end!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 661……….END.