Gintama 676

At this point it's clear Sorachi clearly messing with us to keep us guessing.



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(Sfx- Gakiiiiin claaang)
(Side text- A fated(?) confrontation!)
(Sfx- Gaaaaan claaaaaang)
(Sfx- Gyannnn baaaam)
Kanna: You are...
Not taking this seriously, yes?
GINTAMA
Lesson 676: If the dudes had a mogumogu time it'd be annoying.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Okita: Any kid I need to pull out all the stops against has stopped being a kid.
Though...
Be it a kid or a woman or what have you, I'm not so bad off that I'd turn down a fight against someone strong.
You came in her place didn't ya.
Then there's no reason for me to hold back on you.
Kanna: So then was it you who asked Mucchy to call Mammy here to earth?

002
Kanna: Mammy said it was because of her the Yorozuya disbanded.
So she could not bring herself to come back on earth after that.
That is why I came.
Why were you calling together such people?
Okita: We weren't trying to get in touch with you...
But use you to instead call a certain guy back here.

003
Okita: Sakata Gintoki...
Where is he now and what is he doing?
(Sfx- Gakikikiiiin cl-claaaang)
(Sfx- Dooon dooon thoook)
Matako: Shiroyashaaaaaaaaaa!!!

004
Matako: Who the hell....
Are those guys?!
(Sfx- Zazazazaaaah dssssssh)
Dudes: You can't get away....
Shiroyasha!!

005
???: We'll....
Be taking that back.
Gintoki: Damn.
Guess I was hanging out in one place for too long?!
It doesn't get any busier than this.
(Sfx- Gaaah grab)

006
(Sfx- Doooon blam!)
(Sfx- Dopaah blorrsh)
Matako: Shiroyashaaaa!!
Don't get it twisted!!
It'd just be bad if we lost the one lead we have on Shinsuke!!
Gintoki: Dammit, stay outta this! I don't need help!
Don't get any closer!!
(Sfx- Dooohh fwhoom)
Gintoki: Don't get involved int his when you don't even know who the enemy is....
(Sfx- Zuriiii sffft)
(Sfx- Doooon blooosh)
Gintoki: Apbaaaaaaah!!!
HELP MEEEEEEE!!!
Matako: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY FROM THREE PANELS EARLIER?!

007
Takechi: I heard about this...due to a strange fruit he consumed as a child, Shiroyasha became cursed to sink like an anchor when he is submersed in water.
Matako: What?! We're establishing character defining traits this far into the series? More like....a fruit?!
Takechi: That's right, during a watermelon splitting challenge where he was looking for the aforementioned fruit using the scent of it's sugar content...
He gained instead the personality of a droopy rubber in exchange for his ability to swim.
Matako: AND WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE FRUIT?! HE'S JUST USELESS ON LAND AND SEA!!
Gintoki: HEY MATAKO, GET A MOVE ON! YOU WANT ME TO TELL TAKASUGI HOW YOU WERE SIPPIN' FANTA OUT OF ANOTHER MAN'S GLASS IN THE LIVE ACTION MOVIE?!
(TN- Masaki Suda starred in a fanta commercial and is apparently dating Nanao who played Matako in the live action movie.)
(Sfx-Gyaaaahh!!!)
(Sfx- Dooon dooon dooon thooommm)
Matako: I take it back, Senpai. I'm pretty sure that guy ate the “Pissing me the hell off” fruit!!
Takechi: Matako, we're going to be in danger if get get involved any further...
Matako: Hold up! I think I can get a head shot on 'em!!
(Sfx- Dodododonnnn)
(Sfx- Doshaaaahhh tsssssh)

008
Gintoki: GWUAAH!!!! Dammmit!!!
I'M DONE FOR HERE!!
(Sfx- Yurariii wffft)
(Sfx- Jijiii zzzzt)
(Sfx- Zoooooo roaaaar)
(Sfx- Doooooon Booooom)

009
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Okita: Did Mommy not tell you?
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Okita: The boss man of the Yorozuya disappeared completely from the streets of Edo and hasn't been seen since.
At this point it's unknown whether he's kickin' it somewhere or pushing up daisies somewhere.
(Sfx- Girigirii grnnnd)
Okita: If an enemy we can't deal with appears....
we're going to need the bosses' help.
(Sfx- Gunnn fwhooom)
(Sfx- Dooouuhhh tok)
Okita: What's the matter?
(Sfx- Daaann thooom)
(Sfx- Hyuuuann fwffft)
Okita: Suddenly your movements are lapsing....
Okita: Wait....
No way.....you.

010
Okita: Is he your Dad---
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Kanna: OF COURSE NOOOOOT!!
I am a clone of mammy!!
I said I was born from one parent, yes?!
Okita: ….You sure you're not just trying to cover up for Jump's worst protagonist ever?
No wonder the boss and your mom don't wanna be seen.
Kanna: I saaaaid....
That's not what happened!!

011
(Sfx- Gakiiiiinn claaang)
Shinpachi: That's far enough.
It's pointless to keep fighting,
but more importantly...
I won't allow the Yorozuya to be further insulted.
That man...
Gin-san...
He's not only not a lolicon, but his sugar levels are so high that he's basically got ED...
Kanna: WHAT ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT?!
(Sfx- Gofuuhhhh thoooom)

012
Kanna: I did not come here in Mammy's place to bring back the Yorozuya!
If that is what you want then try someone else!
Okita: Then why the hell are you here?
(Sfx- Nuri nuri grnnnd)
Okita: To just come and see the sights and shoot the breeze? Doesn't look like it...
Well, whatever it is...
If you want me to back off then....
You're gonna have to make me by force!!
(Sfx- Dooofuuhhh thoooom)
Kanna: I do not need you..
To tell me that!!
(Sfx- Gooohhh fwhooom)
(Sfx- Goshaaaahhh craaaaash)
Okita: You think that would be enough....
To make me back down?!
(Sfx- Dogooohh boooom)

013
Shinpachi: GUYS?!
OKAY, LOOK, I'VE MADE PEACE OVER BEING YOUR HUMAN BATTERING RAM,
BUT AT LEAST USE ME TO HIT EACH OTHER?! SO FAR YOU'RE BASICALLY ONLY HURTING ME?!
(Sfx- Buoooooohhh thoooooom)
Kanna: HNGGHHHHH!!!!
(Sfx- Zusahaaaaaah dssssh)
Okita: 68 meters 20 centimeters.
Heh, weakling. I'm up next and I ain't gonna lose.
Shinpachi: WHY DID THE RULES CHANGE?!
Okita: I haven't felt my skin tingle like this for a long time.
(Sfx- Gaaaan thooom)
Kanna: What kind of nonsense are you spewing?
(Sfx- Gaaaan thooom)
Okita: Your ma and me used to scrap like this all of the time.
Shinpachi: ARE THERE ANY RULES AT ALL ANYMORE?!
(Sfx- Dogooohh thooom)
(Sfx- Shaaaahhh sssshhhh)
Kanna: It feels as if we've crossed swords more than words at this point, yes?
Okita: But frreal, sometimes a sword says a lot more than simple words, y'know?
Shinpachi: So...are you guys done fighting?!
(Sfx- Shaka shaka shaka ssshsffft)
Okita: So a moment ago when you came up with that pack if mixed together lies that you pitched together without a care in the world, I was chewchew...
(Sfx- Mogu mogu chew chew)
Kanna: I do not quite understand but sure, uh-huh.
Shinpachi: WE DON'T NEED MOGU-MOGU TIME, DAMMIT.

014
Okita: Your mom...
is here on earth isn't she?
In fact she's probably hanging out somewhere...
and watching this, yeah?
The thing is she couldn't help but be concerned....
with what might be going on here –on Earth...
But she felt ashamed that she up and left and thus was too embarrassed to come around here.
So in her place she sent her daughter so she could observe things from the shadows.
She's gone for just a little bit and gets quite crafty huh?
Is that how it is?
I figured if I beat on your kid a bit she'd come running....
But it seems like she's gonna keep up this stubborn shtick, huh.
Is it really okay for you to keep out of this though?
Can't guarantee that your daughter will last if you do.

015
(Sfx- Doooohhh fwoooom)
(Sfx- Ooooohhh roaaaaar)
Kanna: And who the heck have you been talking to...
this entire time!!?
(Sfx- DOOOOOON WHAM)
Okita: Now call her.
Ask mommy to come and save you.
Do it.

016
Shinpachi: KANNA!!!!
Okita: Maybe if I do this...
I'll get results?
(Sfx- Gopaaaahhhh fwhooooom)

017
Gintoki: GAH!!
(Sfx- Gehohh cough)
(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)
(Sfx- Zubaaaahh splith)

018
(Sfx- Dodooooon booboooom)
(Sfx- Giiiii Grnnnd)

019
Gintoki: Hey there...
mr. mastermind.
(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)
Okita: Cough cough
Shinpachi: Ka---na?
Okita: Nah...
Looks like she's finally back...
That stubborn idiot.
(Side text- This form is...?!)
GINAMA LESSON 676.................END.