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Gintama 694

Gorilla comes from Gorillas and is more Gorilla than Gorilla.

+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Sep 5, 2018 20:44 | Go to Gintama

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I'm still gonna cross that finish line, even if I'm half dead when I get there.

Hi wa mata noboru only

Also I have a plurk now, so feel free to friend me there and stuff.

(Top text- The live action movie is in theaters everywhere, and the anime is on air as well! Huge news –the true final climax is here and commemorated with a lead color page!!)
{We have met many of you Gintoki over the years, but now...}
(Blue fanning- Important announcement: There are only 5 chapters left to the conclusion. Run with us until the very end!!)
Lesson 694: Gorilla comes from Gorillas and is more Gorilla than Gorilla.

{There are only five more of you to meet.}
(Top text- The manga starts on page 5!)

Gorilla: UHOOOOOO!!!
(Side text- The LA movie Gintama 2 is a huge hit in theaters everywhere!! Volume 74 is in stores everywhere!! The official Gintama app is now live! Use coins to read the manga, novels and watch the anime!! For more details check page 44.)
Gorilla: Uhoooooooo!!! (Stop this wedding ceremony at once!!)
Uhoooooo!!! (The queen is mine, and Jr is my son!!}
(Middling text- The TV anime “Silver Soul arc” airs every Sunday at 1:35AM on TV Tokyo and it's affiliates!!)
Gorilla: Uhooooo!! (If you won't stop this stupid party, then I'll friggin smash it to pieces!!)
Uhoooooo!! (I'm taking my family back!)
{I get it...}
{I can somehow understand that guy's uhoing.}
{Words are merely the passengers of ships known as emotion.}
{But if those emotions overflow from their ships, perhaps through the vastness of the ocean alone communication can happen.}
{Then perhaps if I put passion into my own emotions...}
{Then I can get my point across.}

Kondo: UHOOOOOOO!!!!
(Sfx- Gashaaah crasssh)
{I'll give you back the queen, just please take me back to earth!!!}
{Translation: The princess is mine. If you want her then you'll have to take her from my mighty gorilla grip by force!!}
Gorilla: Uhouho!! (Atta Boy Kondo!!)
Uhouho (Even with the mistakes she's made Kondo still loves her!!)
Uhouho (Man I didn't think it was possible but I love him even more now!!)
Uhouho! (You go Kondo!! Some guy like that could never be royalty!!)
{What the....why's everyone giving me applause despite what I just said?}
{And despite me publicly dumping her, the princess is giving me one weird look.}
Gorilla: Uhouhouho (Man, you really got some balls for a scalper who stole a man's woman for her riches and position.)
(Sfx- Pan pan pan pan clap clap clap)
{Even he's giving me a hand?!}
{Oh wait, maybe he's giving me applause for giving up wealth and power by denying this marriage?}
Gorilla: Uhoho (But it's too late to regret anything now...)

(Sfx- Gooooonn thoooom)
Gorilla Uhoh...? (T—that's...)
Uhooo? (N—No way...)
Uhoooooo!!! (He stopped iiiiiiit?!)
(Sfx- Meki meki mishi grrnd grrnnd)
{Gorilla grip is nothing to laugh about!!}
{I managed to stop his friendly handshake but if this keeps up I'm going to be a smear on the ground!!}
Gorilla: Uhouhooo (L—Let me go, asshole!!)
{What's he so surprised about?!}

{Oh wait I think I get it. If he's making a face like that despite trying to be friends....}
{Then he just must be bad at smiling....yeah, it doesn't matter what country it is, all handshakes gotta be accompanied by a smile.}
Kondo: Uhooh
{Never let the princess go again.}
{Translation: If you think you can free yourself of my grip then try. This Gorilla's stress is no joke, and he gets an upset stomach easily!}
(Sfx- Zawaaah)
Gorilla: Uhoooooh (Don't you dare screw with me!!)
{Guwaaaaaaah!!! His handshake is no joke either!!}
{I finally got him to chill out a little bit and now my arm is in danger of coming clean off!!}
{Isn't there a way I can futz my way through this!?}
{How about a huuuuuuuuuuug?!}

{After a handshake comes a hug. This is the natural way of doing things.}
{Though this is a gorilla so I can't halfass this if I want him to understand how I feel.}
{Gorilla God...}
{Give me your strength!!}
(Sfx- Meki meki grind grind)
Gorilla: Uhoooooo!! (You assshoooole!!!)
(Sfx- Meki meki meki Grinnddd)
{He seems kinda pleased, but geez, a human's entirety is only equal to a Gorilla messing around huh?}
Gorilla: Uhoooh!! (Look at him go! He's actually picking a fight with that guy despite being a shrimp!?)
Uhooooh (Choke his ass to deaaaaath!!)
{Everyone is really into this display of budding friendship between Gorilla and human!}
Kondo: Uho
{Gorillas are surprisingly relaxing to hug. Relax, I won't do anything to the Queen.}
{Translation: You're even better to hug than the queen, though the queen made a much better sound than you. A Gorilla's vitality is no joke, and mating season never ends.}
Gorilla: Uhoooooo!!! (I'LL FRIGGIN KILL YOU!!)
(Sfx- Gooooshaaan CRASH)

{What's going on?!}
Gorilla: Uhouhooo!! (You finally dropped off you little fly...!!)
Uhoooo (Now the real party's gonna start!)
Uhoooo (And then a funeral procession for you!)
{Kondo translation: And now it's time for the banana party to start!}
Go on, eat to your fill!!
(Sfx- Dodododdo thtothoooom)
Gorilla: Uhohohoho!! (Look at that!!)
Uhouhouhohoho! (He's seeing right through each attack and dodging it!!)

Gorilla: Uhoho (Not only that but...)
He's munching on Bananas!!
Gorilla: Uhohohoooooo (IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU, ASSFACE?!)
{After eating all of these Bananas...}
{It feels like my entire body is going to turn into a Banana smoothie!}
{Come to think of it this guy hasn't eaten a single Banana...}
Gorilla: Uhohohoho.
{Here have a few bananas!!}
{Translation: Here have some Bananas!!}
(Sfx- Zuriii sliiiip)

(Sfx- Paara para clatter clatter)
(Sfx- Kutushhh shffft*)
Gorillas: Uhooooooh (Kondooooo!!!)
Uhohuho!! (What a guy this is!! He really pulled it off!)
Uhouho (You're a Gorilla among Gorillas!!)
Uhouhooo (King of Gorillas!!)
Kondo: W—wait, what?
Gorillas: Uhouhouhouho (Our king!!)
Uhohoho (The King!!)
Kondo: Uho.
{Translation- I'm the champion!! All Gorillas are B-blood type!!}
Kondo: Q--

???: Planet Shoujo's Mothership. Banana...
Why is a ship like that in Kuyou's airspace?
It would appear a royal wedding ceremony is being held there...
Their weddings take place over a long period of time and orbit the newlywed's planet. Perhaps this is just a stop on an itinerary?
Either way they're not anyone to be worried about.
And assuming they have sniffed something out and are watching us...
It's impossible to capture the Kuyou.
We've already locked onto the target.
And nothing can stop us now.
(Sfx- Gouuunn veeeem)
???: Activate the Seirei gate!

???: The phantom ship that cannot be seen by the naked eye or radar –Kuyo..
and the silent and deadly weapon it possesses....
The Seirei Gate..
This is how they managed to steal Altana from all sorts of planets.
Gintoki: Seirei gate?
Katsura: A simple explanation is that it's a vacuum with great inhalation power yet it's silent.
It's a giant machine devolved by the sect to collect Altana from the outside.
The scariest thing about it is how it can operate quietly in secret.
The Seirei gate can carry out jobs for the sect 10,000 meeters in the air without being seen or detected.
In short the terrorism the sect has been behind all around the universe are merely a distraction.
They avert eyes from them to the surface when the truth is...
An invisible ship far off in the reaches of the sky is taking the energy of the planet while the people remain unaware.

Katsura: However it's that day...
Where the sect makes a decision to take a planet...
That the fake gods...
Who captured them...
Will undoubtedly invite him...
To the surface as well.

(Sfx- Doooooon Thoooom)
Katsura: Even if you can't see it...
You can rest assured...
They are indeed up there.

{They're using the smaller ships as shields?!}
Tendoushuu: A trap huh? Figures.

Gorilla: Uhouho! (There's another! We just picked up a large energy signature from earth!!)
Uhohouho (What the heck is going on there?)
(Sfx- Gahh grab)
Gorilla: U,uhoho!! (Y—Your majesty!!)
(Sfx- Poii wffft)
Queen: Uho. (Change course immediately.)
(Land this ship on earth, now!)
Kondo: U—uh? What? Are you starting the process so I can disembark?
Ah, my baaad, but thanks.
(Sfx- Pikuhh poit)
Queen: Uhooo (Darling, when did you...!!)
Kondo: Listen I'm really sorry about everything that happened. I did wanna go through with the marriage and everything....
But when your betrothed is a queen things tend to happen, huh?
I'll get out of your way so you can find your happiness.
Ah, I forgot about the Uho thing. Uh, Uho.

Queen: This is fine...
I can speak... a little.
Ever since we met I've wanted to talk like this..
But even when I learned your language I've been depressed since I learned your true feelings toward me.
It is your fault that I got involved with a rotten element like this,
But it's because of you that I was able to make a family.
I don't care one bit about our gulf in status.
As long as I can be with him and Jr. that's what matters.
But everyone else around us wouldn't allow this, and thus we ended up like this.
Kondo please....
Take me and my family down to Earth with you.
Kondo: You mean like a honeymoon?
Well if that's what you wanted you should have said it outright.

Gorilla Uhoho (My Queen!)
Uhohoho (So it really was that man who made you do this.)
Uhohoho (Move out of the way Kondo.)
Uhohohoho (Even if you are being of assistance to the Queen they won't allow you to a moment's relief.)
Kondo: So they're all here to see me off?
I guess it gets stuffy when you're dealing with royalty.
But it's fine guys...
I don't need a farewell hug or anything...
(Sfx- Bekkiii wara wara)
(Sfx- Meki meki grrind grrind)
(Sfx- Beki beki Crack crak)
{Is this a sendoff to hell?!}

(Sfx- Bekiii crack)
(Sfx- Doshaaahhh thuuud)
Kondo: Gorillas sure are passionate, huh?
You're even crying at our farewell. Is it really that hard to see me go?
(Sfx- Gokiiii crack)
Kondo: I'm really sorry about this but I have to go.
Even after millions of hugs...
There are more here who want some.
Well if you want I'll stick around a bit.
Who else wants some sugar?

Jr: Uhooooooooooo (Meeee!!)
Uhoooooohh (Dadddy!!!)
(Sfx- Goshaaaaaa dssssshhh)
Jr: I've been looking for you! Where'd you go!!
Kondo: Stoppit! I just changed these undies!!
Forget hugs you're going to tear it clean off!!
Gorilla: Uhoo! (Hurry to Earth everyone!!)
Uhoooh (But my queen!!)
Uhouhoho (There's something odd happening in Earth's airspace! Getting any closer is dangerous!!)
Uho (Then let me control the ship!!)
Uho (You can't! One wrong move and something...)
(Sfx- Dooooon Thoooooom)

Katsura: It would appear they predicted what we were up to.
We sent anti-aircraft units to the Terminal's permimiter but...
Katsura: But they formed a barrier of ships before the Kuyou and that was able to block our fire.
In short...
The airspace above them is open for attack.
(Side text- From above heaven someone else looks down upon them...!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 694................END.

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