Bleach 426

Guidelines For Using My Translations

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[Side text: A melee begins!!]
Hoodlums: KILL // THAT // BASTARD~~~~~~~~~!!

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Hoodlums: Nguahh?!
Ichigo: And... one! / Two!
Hoodlums: Urrrghhhhhhhhhh!! / Ehh?! Whaa?! What - who - ?! I give, I give!!
Obuta: Wh... // Who the hell are you?!
Hoodlums: I... / I - I - It's him, Obuta-san!!
Obuta: Him?

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Ichigo: Eleven! / Twe~~lve!!
Hoodlums: I said I give already!! / Get off me!! You're gonna break something!!
Ichigo: Thirte- / Ungh! // What was that for, Ishida?!!
Ishida: I believe that is my line. / What are you doing here, Kurosaki?
Ichigo: What am I... Isn't that obvious?! To stop you sticking your nose in where it doesn't belong!
Obuta: ...I see... / His hair is just as orange as I was told... // So you're... // Kurosaki, huh?!!!

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Bleach 426
The Starter 2
[Insert text: Instant KO!!]

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Ichigo: It's me these guys are after in the first place! It's got nothing to do with you, so get the hell outta here!!
Ishida: Well, I'm involved now, so get used to it! You're the one who get out of here!!
Ichigo: If you get involved, it's just gonna make things worse!! You're the Student Council President - think about your position!! What are you, an idiot?!!
Ishida: Excuse me?!!
Hoodlums: What're you two fighting among yourselves for, huh?!! // It's us you should be fighting, Kurosaki!!

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Ichigo: And at any rate...!! // Haven't you been running off to hunt Hollows a little too much lately?! / What if you get Soul Society on your back, huh?!
Ishida: "Hunting", you say?! I think you mean "exterminating"!! / And it's not as though I am doing it because I want to!! // I am merely lending my aid whenever the Urahara Store sends for my assistance!

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Ishida: I am sure Urahara-san will be taking such factors into account! / There is no problem whatsoever!
Ichigo: And have you forgotten that until recently, Soul Society was after him as well?
Ishida: At any rate, this is hardly the place to discuss such matters! Send me an email later!!
Ichigo: Like I'd know your address!! // In fact, when did you even get a mobile phone?!
Ishida: I received one from Urahara-san after helping out at the Urahara Store a while back!
Ichigo: Uh, I doubt that thing'll work with human-world phones.
Yokochin: KUROSAKI!!!

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Yokochin: He~~~~~y now, Kurosaki... // Ain't it been a while......! // You sure seem to be doin' just great... // I'm sure you remember me...!
Flashback: Yokochin!! // Yokochin!! // Yokochin!! // You assholes... quit calling me that!!
Ichigo: ...Nope, total blank.
Yokochin: Don't just give up!!!

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Yokochin: You were starting to flashback there, I saw you!! Don't give up so easy, dammit!!
Ichigo: Oh, come on. I barely remember you in the first place, and you go changing your hairstyle on top of that? / How the hell do you expect me to remember?
Yokochin: Oh, so that's how it is...? / My old man got transferred right after you kicked me ass, so this is the first time I've been back here in four years, and this is how you treat me?!
Ichigo: I really don't give a crap.
Yokochin: YOU ARE SO DEA- / Urnghh!
Hoodluma: Yokochin!! // Are you all right, Yokochin?!! // ...Aahh... // Wh... Who the hell are you...?!

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Ikumi: Well, hey! // You seem to be having a damn fine time there... // Ichigo-cha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~n!

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Ishida: Kurosaki... / I think she's talking to you... // ...Who exactly...?
Ichigo: ...My manager......!!
Ishida: What?!
Ikumi: How many dumb excuses can you find to bunk off work, eh? / Well, I've had enough... // You're coming... // ...with me!!!
Ichigo: No, thanks!!!

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Ichigo: Urnghhh! / My nose...
Ishida: Incredible... / She rolled him up and carried him off in an instant... // Who is this girl...?
Students: Sensei~!! / Kurosaki-kun has been abducted~!!
Teacher: Whaaat?!

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[Sign: Cheap! Fast! Reliable! We do anything from finding lost cats to hunting down missing persons! // UNAGI-YA]
Ichigo: Urghhhh!! // Jeez, that hurts! Get this tape off me!!
Ikumi: Oh, I'll untie you... if you swear that you won't run.
Ichigo: What are you, some kind of kidnapper?!! // Your phone's ringing!!
Ikumi: He~~~llo?! // You've reached Unagi-Ya! Fast, cheap and reliable!! // Hu~~h?!

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Ikumi: An extra-large meal for two?! Fuck off!! We're not freakin' eel takeaway!! // Huh?! / Whaddaya mean, I just said "Unagi-Ya"?! / That's the name of the store, dumbass!!
[TN: In case you can't figure it out... "unagi-ya" mean "eel restaurant".]
Ichigo: Y'know... I've said this before, but you really should change that name.
Ikumi: Huh~?! // You're tellin' me to change this precious name that's been passed down through generations?! // Not a chance!!
[Box: Manager of the Unagi-Ya Anything Store // Unagiya Ikumi]
Ichigo: That's not what I'm talking about! / I don't give a crap about your name, idiot, just think up something better for the shop...!
Ikumi: Either way, not a chance! // And show some respect! / You address me as "Ikumi-san"! // Now get to work!

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Ikumi: Looking after a rabbit for Kondou-san at Mashiba block 2! // Clearing up mouse merchandise for Fukushima-san at block 3! // Gardening for Yamashita-san at Minami-Kawase block 1! // And there's more where that came from! The requests have been piling up while you've been bunking off!
Ichigo: The hell is all this?! You can do this crap yourself!
Ikumi: I'm busy enough as it is! // Why do you think I hired you in the first place?!
Kaoru: Mama~~~~~~~~! / Where are you~~~~~?
Ikumi: Crap...
Kaoru: Mama~~~~~~!

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Kaoru: I'm hungry~~~~~~~~!
Ikumi: Oh, my~~~~~! Are you all right, Kaoru-chan?♡ // Have you come in to the office barefoot again? What have I told you about that, hmm?
Kaoru: But Mama~~~~! // Ah! / Stupid Kurosaki's here! // What're you doing here, huh?!!

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Kaoru: You better not start getting ideas just 'cause Mama's so pretty! // Du~~~~~~~~mmy!
Ikumi: Now, now. You just head inside. / I'll be along in a moment.
Ichigo: ........................
Ikumi: I'm sorry about that. For some reason, Kaoru-chan just doesn't seem to like you very much. // I'm sure there are all kinds of retorts you'd like to make, but I'm sure you can resist the urge, yes?
Ichigo: Retorts I'd like to...? // Like, "As if I'd be interested in a woman her age"? // Man, that hurt! You're the one who was asking about retorts and stuff!
Ikumi: And did I tell you do spit 'em out?!! // I said keep 'em to yourself, dumbass! / Now I'm taking the tape off, so go do your damn work already!!
[SFX: ding-do~~~~~ng]
Ikumi/Ichigo: !
Ikumi: Hello? / Please, come right in~!

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Ikumi: ...W......... // Welcome to the store.........
Ichigo: ! // ...You're... from the other day...!

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ThatOneGuy: Care for... // ...some ramen?
Ichigo: Not likely. / This is an eel restaurant.
Ikumi: Uh, no it isn't.
[Insert text: Hostility in the air!!]