Sket Dance 5

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Himeko: UAAAAAGH!!!!
[insert text: Scary!! Himeko roars!!]
Delinquent1: Ungh...!!
Himeko: Inui, Sarukawa and Kijima, of Nikkou, right? I've got your faces memorised now... // Don't even think about laying a finger on him again.

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Himeko: But, man... wearing tokkoufuku these days, you've got some nerve... // You look like some kind of countryside delinquents.
Delinquent1: Ukiii!! / H... Hold your tongue!!
Himeko: "Hold your tongue"?! / Even your way of talking's outdated.
Delinquent2: Shut up!!
Delinquent1: Shut up!! // I cannot permit you to continue like this. / Momoka-san will be here soon to back us up.
Himeko: Hah! / I've never heard anyone talk like that in my life!! What era do you think you're living in?! // Huh... I don't know which of you's in charge, but I don't really care. / If it's a fight you're after, just tell me when you're ready. / Shall we?
[TN: I really don't "get" their manner of speech, so I'm just kind of winging it on the translation here. Suffice to say that it's kind of weird. ~_~]
Delinquent2: Halt!
Bossun: "Halt"?
Delinquent2: You!! / I've never seen you before... who exactly are you?! // Give me your name!!
Bossun: "Name", huh...?

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Sket Dance
Chapter 5: The Legendary Onihime
[insert text: That's right, I'm the chief!]
Bossun: We're the campus Sket-dan! // I'm the chief, Fujisaki Yuusuke. // If you've got a problem, why don't you tell me.
Delinquent3: We weren't asking you!!
Delinquent2: We were talking to the girl!!
Delinquent1: You haven't been doing a thing!!
Switch: They set him straight before we got the chance...
Himeko: Always nice to have less work to do...

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Bossun: Man... another mission complete. / Good work back there! Great fight as always!!
Himeko: Switch, lollipop.
Switch: Is blue cheese flavour all right?
Bossun: But seriously, man, you're strong... / You could probably take down a grizzly just using this one hockey stick, right?
Himeko: Yeah, right!!
Switch: But why do you fight with a hockey stick?
Bossun: You can probably draw some kind of spiritual power out of the weapon of something, right?
Himeko: Like I could do that! // Truth is, I guess I'm just used to using it. / We're like a team. // Cyclone's just, like, my beloved weapon.

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Bossun: Man... that's kinda cool. So I bet you can do Bankai or something with it, yeah?
Himeko: Like hell I can!! Can't you just shut up?!!
Switch: No, I think it would be more like... Magical Swindler Reality☆Maji's Cynical Stick... or something.
Himeko: What the hell kind of magician is that?!! / Don't compare me with that kind of freak!! // Well, anyway, I'm heading home, I want to get some rest.
Bossun: 'Kay... We've got that client from the softball club tomorrow, yeah? // Well, good luck with that. / If you have trouble, we might come and cheer you on or whatever.
Himeko: Mm... if you don't come, I'll kill ya, though.
Bossun: Hey, I promised Switch we could do this fighting game tomorrow...!
Himeko: Like I said, I'll kill ya.
Delinquents: Her beloved weapon, Cyclone... // We've got to report this to Momoka-san!!

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Kanegi: Stop! Stooop!! // Hey, you know... / That's really not a bat. You're just messing around, yeah?
Himeko: I'm not messin' around!! This is my bat!! // What! Are you saying you don't think I can use it?!!
Somebody: Well... well, you can't.... / ...I mean... // It's got to be hard to hit he ball with that thing...
Himeko: And what the hell d'you know?!! / I'm damn good at using it!!
Bossun: Time!! // What d'you think you are, a warrior from some ancient tribe when the game was first discovered?!! Don't you feel even a little embarassed?!! // In what reality do people play softball with a hockey stick?!!
Himeko: Hm? What's this? Even you're doubting Cyclone's power? Well then, you just watch closely!
Bossun: IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!!!
Captain: I made the request to Himeko-chan because she has great reflexes, but maybe it wasn't such a good idea...
Himeko: UAAGH!
Kanegi: Strike!
Bossun: Like I said, I think you might be overestimating her skills a little, Captain... / She's incompetent at anything except fighting, so I really don't think she'll be much help... // Oi, Switch, you've got some data or whatever on the opponents, right? / Give her some advice or something!
Switch: Time!

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Switch: Himeko. The opponents will be attacking the inside corner.
Himeko: Hm? "Inside corner"? // The hell's that mean? Use words I can understand!
Switch: Basically, the near side.
Himeko: Near side? // Listen, where the hell is this near side or inside or whatever?! / You mean up?! You want me to aim the thing at the freakin' sky?!
Switch: Captain! SOS! SOS!
Captain: Time!
Kanegi: Can't you people just hurry up?!!!
Bossun: Ahhhhh... this is hopeless. // I just can't bring myself to watch... / The plan where I dress up as a girl and take her place was better than this... // Hm? // Ahh! // It's a Pelollipop Candy! // I remember I tried one of these once, it made me throw up... / How did a disgusting thing like this ever make it into stores? // And why is Himeko always eating them like they're the tastiest things in the world...?

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Bossun: Maybe I should try it out... after all, there are things that you start liking once you get older... / I'm always up for a challenge, irght? // Ugh... can't do it. If I just eat it without asking, she'll beat me up... // .......Shiokara flavour, huh? // Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Himeko: DEATH STRIKE!!!!
[TN: Taking liberties here ~_~]
Captain: Whoooa, Himeko-chan, that was amazing!!
Kanegi: Going for a home run! // Back home!!
[TN: Can anybody make any sense of that line? I can't. I don't know anything about this damn sport.]
People: AAAAAAAAAGH!!! // Where the hell d'you think you're throwing?!! // Sorry...!!
Captain: Bossun! Are you okay?! You got another head injury?!
Bossun: Ah... yeah...

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Bossun: I'm all righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht...
Captain: Aaaaaaaahhh!!!! // He's throwing up!!! It's terrible!!!
Somebody: What?! What's going on?!
Captain: THe ball hit him on the head and now he's throwing up!!!!
Somebody: Whaaat?! That's bad, right?!!
Himeko: I CAN'T // BELIEVE YOU!!! // What the HELL?!! You steal my candy while I'm doing activities and then go throwing up all over the place?!! / What the hell's wrong with you?!!!
Bossun: No... I was just a little curious, you know? / just kind of, you know, wondering if I could handle it, yeah?
Himeko: Go die!!! / The hell's with that useless fighting spirit of yours?!! Like we need that right now!!

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Himeko: And that was my last one, I was looking forward to it!! / Oh, you'd better eat the whole damn thing!! Take responsibility for your actions!!!
Bossun: D... don't get so uptight... We won the match and everything... // If I... eat all of this thing... I'll... die.....
Captain: Stop, Himeko!!! He'll die!!!
Himeko: Gawd... I'm beat. All that exercise... the game ran over... I don't have my candy... our chief's an idiot... / I'm heading home.
Captain: Ah, talking of which, Himeko-chan... // I've been hearing some weird rumours recently... // I heard that the famous Onihime's been rampaging again... // Ah... It's not like I'm suspecting you or anything... // I just heard the rumour, and I wondered if you knew anything...

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Himeko: Huh, what's with that? / I don't know anything about that stuff.
Bossun: Hm? And exactly which "Hime-sama" was it who was beating up those three hoodlums yesterday?
Himeko: Th... that's different! That was the Fist of Justice, you know?! Besides, I hadn't had a good fight for AGES...!!
Captain: If you don't know anything about it, that's fine. // It must just be a rumour. // Besides, that nickname feels almost like a legend these days. // You're different to how you used to be, too. // You can't go around believing everything you hear.
Himeko: Yeah...
Bossun: ...............

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Bossun: Bleghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Captain: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
Himeko: The hell d'you think your'e doing?!!! / Why'd you go and eat it again?!! Even if I did tell you to!!! // I can't BELIEVE you!!! // Ughhh... / I'm so beat... // I didn't even have my lollipop to make me feel better... // If someone picked a fight with me right now, I'd only have about a 97% chance of success...

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Himeko: Huh... you guys, eh? / What, you've come back for some more fun?
Delinquent2: Ukiki... // Momoka-san told us to bring you along. So come with us!
[TN: I do believe the "ukiki" is a kind of screwed-up laugh]
Himeko: Wait, wait... you can't just talk to me like that. We're not friends or anything. // You could try bein' a little more polite about the whole thing, ya know? // Truth is, I'm in a pretty bad mood right now. // I think I'll kill the lot of ya before I head home.

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Delinquent1: Keh! If you think you can beat us again today, you're making a huge mistake!! Keeenkenken!!
Himeko: "Kenken"?! / What the hell kind of way to laugh is that?! // Well, well... / You guys're awful confident today, aren't ya. // If you were planning to take me out when I'd used up all my strength in the match, I'm afraid you've made a bit of a miscalculation. // (I'm kinda worn out.. but I should be okay.) // My single Cyclone should be more than enough to take out the three of you!

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Bossun: Aaaaagh, dammit... I lost again!!! // Couldn't you even go a LITTLE easy on me?!!!
Captain: Is Himeko-chan still here?
Bossun: Oh... what's up, Captain? // If you're after Himeko, she headed home already.
Captain: She left something behind, so I wanted to give it to her... / She left it round next to the storehouse.
Bossun: Huh? Then what was in the bag she took with her...?

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Himeko: .........?...?...............? // Wha......... What the hell's this......?
Delinquents: GYAAAHAHAH!!!
[sFX: Each of the delinquents is doing his own freaky laugh: "kunkunkun" for the one on the right, "kiikiki" for the one in the middle, and "kenkenken" for the one on the left]
Himeko: !!!
Delinquent3: How's that?! / Do you like Magical Swindler Reality☆Maji's Cynical Stick?
Delinquent2: Do you have any idea how embarrassing it was for hoodlums like us to walk into a toy shop and buy one of those?
Himeko: Like I care!!
Delinquent1: We secretly switched them behind your back!!

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Himeko: Ugh... / When did you...?!!
Delinquent1: The three of us were at the softball ground. // We switched the contents of the bag while you were arguing after the match had finished!
Himeko: Huh... Pissing me off right till the very end, are ya? // (This is bad... // I don't know if I can beat three of them at once without Cyclone...!!)
Delinquent2: Kikiki... / Now, why don't you... // ...come along with us quietly!!!
Himeko: (Bossun...!!)

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Delinquent2: Ah... / Her eyes are opening.
Delinquent1: She's awake, Momoka-san.
Himeko: ..................... // Where am I...? // Huh?! // The hell?! / What's going on?!!!
Momoka: I guess this requires a little explanation. // Sorry for bringing you here like this. // I just had to thank you for giving the boys a chance to have some fun.

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Himeko: You're their boss, huh? // Huh... what's with that pathetic face? You don't look like you could kill a fly! // Ahhh... what'd they call you? / It's Momoka-chan, right?
Momoka: Yes... my name is Kibitsu Momoka. // Also known as... // Onihime.
Himeko: !!!
[insert text: This delinquent... is the source of the rumours?!]