One Piece 799

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One Piece
Chapter 799: Parent and Child
Cover Page Request
“Sabo Cracking Walnuts For Squirrels”
Pen-name Noda Skywalker, from Osaka-fu

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[Insert text: They clash!! Luffy VS Admiral Fujitora!!!]
Luffy: I’m gonna kick you!!! // I’m gonna punch you!!! // Strike... // ...to the head!!!
Zoro: What Luffy’s saying makes sense... // ...but what does he think he’s doing with that weird fighting style?!!!
Luffy: Ahh!!

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Luffy: A kick and a punch!! // !!! // I’ll stomp you underfoot!!!
People: Guahhhh!!!
Bartolomeo: Aaaarghhhhh~~!!! Is this really the time to pick a full-on fight?!!!
Sai: Shall we back him up?!!
Luffy: I’m not gonna run any more!!! / *pant*
Fujitora: You do seem to have the strength to back up your words...! / And I commend your spirit... However!!!

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Fujitora: What in the world... / ...do you think you’re doing with all this “I’ll kick you” and “I’ll punch you” nonsense?!! // Are you pitying me......?!! // I am an Admiral from Marine HQ!! They call me a monster! // Yet after all I have achieved, you show me pity...?! Does it offend you so much to see a blind man on the field of battle...?! // If you mean to anger me, you have succeeded. I will remove your head from your body forthwith...!!!
Luffy: Shut up!!! I can’t hit you without saying anything... / ...when you can’t even see it coming!!! // ‘Cause I think you’re an all right guy!!!
Fujitora: ?!! // ...............!!!

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Fujitora: Wheee~~~~~~~~~~~~w!!! // ...............!!!
Luffy: !!! // What’re you grinning for?!!! / I’ll kick you!!!
Fujitora: What good will that mercy do you?!!! / I thought you better than this!! Your words are ridiculous beyond measure! // Gravitou.
[TN: “Gravity Blade”]
Fujitora: When two men face one another in battle, they have their status to uphold!!!
Luffy: !!
Fujitora: What kind of man talks so freely of his pity or his likes and dislikes?!!!
Luffy: ...............!!!

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People: ?!!!
Luffy: Guehh!!!
Fujitora: Mouko!!!!
[TN: “Raging Tiger”]
Fujitora: Are you truly a fool......?! // *pant* // ......!!! Here I am, staying true to my position no matter how I may feel...!!! // *pant*
Cavendish: Get Straw Hat, Hajrudin!!
Luffy: Guahh!! Get off me, giant!!!
Cavendish: Put him straight onto the ship!!!
Zoro: All right, Luffy, now it’s my turn!!
Bartolomeo: No, no, Zoro-senpai!! Seriously, don’t!! / We have our own priorities to deal with here!!!
Zoro: Priorities?!
Usopp: Hey, there’s only one ship in the port...
Orlumbus: Look a little harder!! What kind of fool would tether his ship... / ...in a port as dangerous as this?!!
Usopp: Huh?! ...Ahh!!! Now that I look at it, there are boats all lined up!!!
Orlumbus: That’s right! The ships you’re headed for are 5 kilometres out there in the mist!!
Usopp: There’s so many of them!!!
Orlumbus: Use my Great Yonta Maria Fleet as a bridge to carry you there!!!
Luffy: Hey!! I’m still in the middle of a fight here!!!
Bartolomeo?: Please, just stop!! We’re begging you!!
Fujitora: *pant*... *pant*... // (......I’m afraid it’s too late for you, Straw Hat.)

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Fujitora: (Though I cannot, your eyes must be able to see it clearly. // A darkened sky, with nowhere to escape... If you head out to sea, an endless rain of rubble awaits. All your ships will surely sink. // Can you not see it? Even if by some miracle you manage to escape from me... // The Yonkou begin to move. By eliminating Joker, you have made your life a target...!! Only a hellish future can possibly await you!) // You may have felt pity for my unseeing eyes... / But for this, I have only myself to blame. // I closed these eyes of my own accord. // There were too many things I could not stand to see... // Now then......... // (Let me do you one last kindness, and guide you to hell myself...)
People: Give us back Rebecca~~~~~!! Lucy!!!
Fujitora: ?!
People: Were you never really a hero at all, Lucy?!! // This country has hurt that girl enough already! // Don’t you dare make her suffer any more!!!
Fujitora: Hold on a moment, citizens of Dresrosa!! // The only people past this point are rogues and criminals......!! // Wait right where you are!! I’ll take care of......!!
People: Out of the way, Marines!! We don’t want help from you!!! // We’re going to get rid of those pirates ourselves!!!
Fujitora: ?!!

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People: You just wait!! Lucy~~~~~~~~~~!!!
Fujitora: ?!!
People: Just you try to set sail!! We’ll chase you out to the open sea!!!
Fujitora: Hmm? ......?!! // (There’s not a trace of anger in their emotions...!!)
Jet: What’s this?! There’s an awful ruckus back there!!
Abdullah: It’s the people of Dresrosa!! What are they doing here now?!
People: You just wait, Lucy~~~~~~~~~!!! // (Hey, you guys!! It looks like Rebecca’s in the house up on the hill!! / She’s with Kyros-sama!! // What are you talking about?! Everyone knows that already!!)
Fujitora: ?

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People: (If Kyros-sama went into hiding, of course that’s what would happen! / They’re father and daughter, after all! // Ehhh?! // All the grown-ups have known since sixteen years ago... / ...about how they were living happily together as a family with Princess Scarlet up on that hill!) // ...............?! // Just like the truth about the “fairies”... / We all just kept quiet and watched over them. // Huh?! // (But forget about that now - run faster!! We have to get our saviours safely off the island...!!!)
Fujitora: ......?!!
People: Wait right there, Lucy!!! Give us back Princess Rebecca~~~~~~~!!!
Fujitora: ......
People: (If we all chase after Lucy together... / Fujitora won’t be able to drop that rubble out of the sky!!!) // You get back here, dammit~~~~~!!!

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Fujitora: !! / .................. // (Straw Hat Luffy, you honest fool... // All these people are desperate to help you...!! What kind of a man are you...? What colour is your hair? What shape are your eyes? // What kind of face do you have?) // I wish...I had not closed my eyes after all. / I would very much like...to see your face... // (It must be a very kind face indeed.) // ......Now then, what to do? // Raising a weapon I can’t drop... / I must look quite the fool.
Bastille: What does that damn Isshou-san think he’s doing?!!
Marines: We’ve finished evacuating the soldiers! // But the citizens are heading to the port...!
Bastille: How long does he plan to keep that rubble hanging up there?!

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Bartolomeo: Now~~~~~~~~~~ // Take a good look~~~~~~~~~~!!!
Luffy: Whoaa... // It’s huge~~~~~~!!!
Bartolomeo: It’s a proper warship, right~~~~~~~?!!
Orlumbus?: Don’t act like the ship’s yours!!
[Flagship of the Great Yonta Maria Fleet: The Yonta Maria]
Bartolomeo: Now!! Hurry and hop on board!! There’s not a moment to lose!! // I’ll show you my ship later!! Prepare to be amazed~~~~~~!!

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Hajrudin: Straw Hat!! I have four giant mercenary companions. / Together with them, I will eventually unite all the giant peoples...
[Text: Giant Mercenary / Hajrudin]
Hajrudin: ...and rebuild the legendary crew that long ago made the world tremble - the Giant Warrior Pirates!!!
Luffy: Hm? // Wow!! They sound like they’d be tough to beat!! Maybe we’ll run into each other again someday, then!!
Usopp: The Giant Warrior Pirates!! You know who they are, right, Luffy?!! / He’s talking about back when Dorry and Brogy were in their prime~~~!! // Man, I want to visit Elbaf...!!
Orlumbus: The Great Yonta Maria Fleet under my command... / ...comprises a full 56 vessels!! I don’t doubt we can be of great use.
[Text: Slaughtering Conqueror / Orlumbus]
Robin: Of use?
Leo: Luffyland!! The Tonta Chief has given us his permission!! / We would very much like to join as well!!
[Text: Dwarf (Tontatta) / Leo]
Luffy: Join?

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Ideo: I may be unmatched in legal tournaments... / But I can’t call myself Champion when there are pirates I haven’t matched!
[Text: Longarm XXX-Class Boxer / Ideo]
Bluegilly: Me and Ideo have decided to partner up and take to the seas!!
[Text: Longleg Jaokun-Do Martial Artist / Bluegilly]
Abdullah/Jet: Hey, we’re coming too!! Don’t forget us, brother!!
[Text: Former Bounty Hunters / Abdullah & Jet]
Suleiman: This guy’s agreed to let me stay on his ship.
Cavendish: If you’re staying on my ship, you can call me Captain!
[Text: A-Rank War Criminal of the Sea Battle of Dias / Suleiman]
[Text: Pirate Prince / Cavendish]
Cavendish: And you, too! Don’t forget that I’ve been in the pirate business longer than you have!! / Even if I do join up, I’m the one who’ll be taking the top popularity spot!!
Luffy: What are you guys going on about? / Why don’t you all just do whatever you like?
Someone: Oh, well the thing is... During the two days we were all staying in the Palace together... / We all agreed this was the way forward!!
Luffy: ?
Orlumbus: Allow me to explain. // By the way, we decided the order by drawing lots.

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Orlumbus: First of all, the 75 members of the Beautiful Pirates!! As represented by their Captain, Cavendish of the White Horse!! // Next, we have the 56 members of the Barto Club!! Their Captain is Bartolomeo the Cannibal! // The Happou Armada, approximately one thousand strong!! Led by their 13th Don, Sai!!! // The four members of the Triple-X Gym Martial Arts Alliance, represented by Cannonblaster Ideo!!! // The 200 soldiers of the Tontatta’s Tonta Corps, under their Captain, Leo the Warrior!!! // And though it only has five members now, the Captain of the future Giant Warrior Pirates - Hajrudin!!

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Orlumbus: Finally, we have myself!! Admiral of the 4300-strong Great Yonta Maria Fleet!!! // Frontier Explorer Orlumbus!!!
Bartolomeo: In total, that’s a force of 5600 men......!! And Luffy-senpai!! // We’d like you to share a cup of parenthood... / ...with us, the seven representatives!!
Luffy: ?! // Parenthood~~~~?!
Bartolomeo: We want to become part of your family! You’re the “father”!! We’re your followers!!! / We beg your permission to swear fealty... // ...to the Straw Hat Pirates!!!
Luffy: ?!!
[Insert text: An unexpected massive new set of military assets?!!]
[Bottom text: Next week, One Piece will be taking a break. It will be back in Issue 43.]