One Piece 825

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One Piece
Chapter 825: Comic Strip in the Sekei
From Shipdecks Around The World - The 500 Million Beli Man
Vol 16: Weatheria - Next Time We See Nami-chan, We Want Her To Think We’re Stylish

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[Insert text: A Yonkou’s ship cuts through the waters with Sanji on board...!!]
Ship: Shiiiip~~!♪ // Shiiiip~~!♪
Vito: Nyorororo! So lately I’ve been hooked on this comic strip in the Sekei*...
[Footnote: * Sekei Keizai Shimbun, or World Economic Newspaper]
[TN: Clearly a play on the Nikkei]
Vito: It’s great, it’s got giant robots in it and everything! / It’s called “Sora, Warrior of the Sea”, la-lick! // The hero, Sora, has the power to walk on water! / And together with his combining robot and his faithful seagull... // He battles against the evil army “Germa 66”. / It’s a heroic ocean adventure... // ...with fans around the world!! Nyororo!!

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Vito: From what I hear, apparently it’s based on true stories of Marine heroic figures. / Basically, it’s a tool for brainwashing the youth of today...!! // Making them believe the Marines are always right, and incredibly strong!! Nyororo!! / But that’s not the part I really like about it!! The part that sends shivers down my spine... // ...is the Germa army!! // The evil army who use all kinds of clever tricks to corner Sora at every turn...!! // Sure, they always lose in the end... But that doesn’t stop me rooting for them! / Or should I say, for you!! Nyorororo!
Sanji: Don’t talk like I’m one of them!! They’ve got nothing to do with me!!
Vito: Nyororo~~~! Don’t be like that! / I’m actually pretty chuffed to be able to meet the real deal!
Sanji: Then go talk to the actual members, why don’t you?

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Sanji: Hm......
Door: ZZZZ...
Sanji: Hey!! Open up!!
Door: !
[BubbleSFX: knock knock!]
Door: Dooooooor~!♪
[BubbleSFX: cre~~~~~ak...]
Vito: Oh, and that’s not all...
Sanji: Quit following me. This is my room, isn’t it?
Caesar: It’s my room too!!! / Let me out of here!! Damn it!!! // Why do I get treated so differently from him?!!! I’m a genius scientist, remember?!!!
Vito: You still haven’t given up?! Nyororo! / Our orders were to “capture” you, Caesar, not escort you!!

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Vito: But this guy’s different!! He’s the precious groom... / ...who’s going to bring the House of Vinsmoke and our very own House of Charlotte together!! // He’s more valuable than you’ll ever be!!! Nyororo!!
Sanji: I’m not marrying anyone! Now scram, will you?!!
Gotti: Did you say “scram”?!! // This guy was just rude to Vito, I heard him!!
[Box: Firetank Pirates / Assassin / Gotti]
Vito: Gotti!! Hey, wait, wait up!! // He didn’t say anything really bad!! / I’m fine, honest!! Appreciate the concern, but we were just bantering, la-lick!
Sanji: Maybe you were, but I wasn’t. Gotti, you and Vito both can get the hell outta here!!

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Gotti: Unforgivable!! You can insult me, but I won’t forgive anyone who insults my comrades!!
Vito: Hold it, hold it, just let him be, la-lick!!
Sanji: I don’t want your forgiveness. / I’m not interested in getting friendly with you...
Woman: Gooooootti!!!
Gotti: Ahh!!
Woman: Why, you...!! You do realise that’s the son of the Vinsmokes you’re talking to?! // You just try making a scratch on him! // The Father’s head will be off his shoulders in an instant!! // Or do you want me to cut yours off for you, you numbskull?
Gotti: Owwww... I’m sorry, ma’am, I’m sorry!!
Vito: Nyororo... Sorry, but I guess we’ll have to have that Germa talk another time!
Sanji: Or not. // ......Still... // That’s quite the resemblance......

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[Box: A few more days later... The Thousand Sunny]
Luffy: It’zh no useee... // I’m dying... so hoooott... // Dyinnngghhhh... // Ahhhainaaaahhhh... (I’m drying up...) / Ahhheeeoooooo... Aaaieee... (Sanji, food... Ice cream...)
Chopper: I can’t handle heat... I wish I could take off my fur...
Pedro: As do I... We Mink are not built for heat...
Brook: It is so very hot... I fear I might become a mummy... // A mummy... // Nami-san, in my case, would that not be something of an upgrade?
Nami: Oh, shut up!
Brook: Then how about this - would you care to show me your panties?
Nami: I don’t even have the energy to punch him...
Carrot: Nami~~~~~ I’m hungry~~~~ and hot~~~~~~
Pekoms: I need sustenance......!!

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Nami: After days with no food, and storms stopping us from even fishing... // The weather’s finally cleared up!! / Hurry up and catch something before it changes again!! // If you don’t, we’ll all starve to death before we even reach our destination!
Chopper: We’d like to do that, Nami, but... // It’s so hot that the sea... // ...is boiling beneath us......!!
Nami: Ehhhhh~~~~~?!
Brook: I doubt the fish will come near us like this...
Luffy: ......!! Emergency rations......
Chopper: Don’t look at me!!!
Pedro: Luffy!! // There’s something on your line!!
Luffy: !!
Carrot: Food......
Chopper: Pull it in, Luffy!!
Luffy: Hnnnghhhhhh~~~!
People: Go for it, Luffy!!! // Give it everything you’ve got, Luffy-san~~~~~!!

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People: !!!
Luffy: FOOOOOOD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!
Nami: We did it!
Pekoms: Rrrgh!!
Brook: My, but that’s a whopper!!
Luffy: Wow~~~~! It’s a weirdly-coloured fish, though!! Is it really edible?!
Chopper: Luffy!! Wait a minute!! I’ll find out what kind of fish it is!!

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Chopper: Where’s that fish encyclopedia...? // Oh, Sanji, why is your bookshelf full of naked people? // Found it!! // Luffy~~~~~~~~~~~~!!! // Watch out for the skin!! That fish’s skin is deadly poisonous!! // Look, Sanji wrote a memo about it!!
Luffy: Mmm, this skin is delicious~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!! / C’mon, Carrot, you should try some!
Nami: Luffy, wait, I’ll cook it properly!
Carrot: But it’s so slimy...
Chopper: LUFFY~~~~~~~~~!!!
Carrot: Ahhhhh~~!! It’s so delicious, Nami~~~~~~!!!
Nami: I followed the recipe in Sanji’s memo to the letter!

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Nami: Chopper, you need to get some food in you too!! Eat something!!
Luffy: S... So cold...
Chopper: Luffy’s gonna... Luffy’s gonna diiiiiiie! // I don’t have enough medicine~~~~~~!
Luffy: *sniff sniff*
Chopper: Mmm, delicious! / We’ve gotta hurry and find an island!! Nami... / Mm, so good!
Nami: I know, but an island isn’t just going to appear out of nowhere... // Still, the book said the poison causes death “instantly”, right?! / But he’s still alive!! Don’t you think he must have a strong resistance to it?
Carrot: Luffy~~~!! Are you dying?
Luffy: Don’t worry... Ahhh... What a beautiful river...
Nami: His will to live is stronger than anyone, after all!
Chopper: HE’S CROSSING THE RIVER TO THE UNDERWORLD~~~~!!!

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Pekoms: Judging from how many days have passed, Black Leg should have reached the island by now. / It’s getting to the point where we should be entering their territory too......
Nami: Territory?
Pekoms: ?!
Nami: Huh? What now, is it snowing? / No, these clouds are... // “Sweetness Clouds”......?!
Pekoms: That’s exactly right. / And they’re raining down “Candyfloss Snow”.
Chopper: Whaaaaa~~?! Candy floss~~~~~~?!
[Box: Territorial Sea Slug]
DenDenMushi: Brrrrrringgg!!
Brook: Oh, who could that be on the Den-Den Mushi?
Pekoms: It’s just picking up a warning signal. That means we’re in Big Mam’s territory. // You lot had better hide or disguise yourselves!!
Chopper: Candy floss~~~! // So sweet!!

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Someone: I can see something ahead. / Pekoms.
Pekoms: That was faster than I expected. // It’ll be our Tarte recon vessel, rrghh!! // I’ll handle things here, so everybody keep quiet.
Chopper: Do you think they have an antidote?!
Pekoms: ?!! // What?!!
Announcement: This is Germa... // We have identified your vessel as that of the Straw Hat Pirates.
People: ?!!
Pekoms: That’s not our Tarte!! That’s a Germa 66 ship!!!
Nami: Huh?!
[Insert text: Finally, they appear!! What are Sanji’s family really like...?!!]
[Bottom text: Next issue, One Piece will be taking a break. It will be back in Issue 25.]