One Piece 827

Guidelines For Using My Translations

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One Piece
Chapter 827: Totland
From Shipdecks Around the World - The 500 Million Beli Man
Vol 18: The Kamabakka Kingdom - Getting Ready

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[Insert text: The crew finally enter enemy territory...!!]
SomeGuy: I see, I see, so that’s the situation... // My sincerest apologies, I had assumed you were an enemy vessel!♡ // So you say you stole this ship from a pirate crew, yes...?♡ // Ahhhhh~~!! Perhaps there are some deli~~~cious sweet treats on board?
Pekoms: Of course.
SomeGuy: Mama will be ve~~ry pleased to hear about that!♡
Pekoms: This is a surprise delivery. Don’t send word to Mama about that boat yet.
SomeGuy: Ahhhhh~~~! How wonderful, ohohoho!♡ Very well, then~~~~~!♡ / You’re such a little sweetie-pie, Pekoms-sama~~~~~!♡

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Luffy: Hey look, Chopper~~~~~!! / There are all kinds of people here!!!
Chopper: Wow~~~~~~~~~~!!!
Luffy: And what’s more... / All the buildings and houses...everything...!! // It’s all made out of chocolate~~~!!!
Chopper: A chocolate town~~~~~~!!! It’s like a dream~~~~~~~~!!!♡♡
People: A chocolate fountain!! // Choco-licious!! // Chocolate baths?! // Chocolate clothes?!

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Nami: Wow, these are cute!
Carrot: You look wonderful, Nami~~~~!♡♡♡
Brook: !
Nami: What do you think? Do I look like a pirate? // Broo......
Brook: Hmm?
Pekoms: It will take one more day before we reach Wholecake Island.
Nami: I’ll step on you.
Pekoms: We’ll need to stock up on provisions.
Carrot: I’m on it!

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Carrot: But Pekoms, look, there are all kinds of races living here!! // There are even Minks! It’s like a wonderland!
Pekoms: That is our Mama’s dream!! / A land where every race in the world can live free from discrimination......!!!
Nami: Huh...?!
Pekoms: In fact...“everything” in the world!!! // At this point, this place is like a massive nation! // Surrounding Wholecake Island are 34 other islands... / ...And each is ruled by one of 34 Ministers. // This entire region is known as... / “Totland”!!! // Right now, we are in Chocolate Town... // ...which is on Cacao Island, ruled by the Chocolate Minister!! / Everything in this town is made of chocolate.
Carrot: It looks so tasty~~~~!♡

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Carrot: I love chocolate!♡ Can I eat it, Pekoms?!
Pekoms: In this town, everyone is free to eat as much chocolate as they like. / But the chocolate tiles on the rooves are off-limits by law!! We wouldn’t want to expose the townspeople to the elements!! / Windowpanes are governed by the the Candy Minister, and pillars are the province of the Biscuit Minister. // In general, anything that isn’t chocolate is either personal or public property.
Carrot: I don’t really get it...
Pekoms: We aren’t on a relaxation break here. Make sure you hurry back, rrghh!!! // I’m too recognisable here, so I’ll stay in the ship, but I do love chocolate!! / Bring me some back, will you?!!
Carrot: Okay~!
Pekoms: Hey, Straw Hat!! If you’re going to head out, don’t dawdle, hurry and get into disguises of your......
Nami: They already headed into town, didn’t you see?
Pekoms: Ehhh?!! // Hey!! Do you realise what will happen if people find out... // ...that I brought you here?! Be a little more careful!!!

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Nami: Don’t worry, it won’t be hard to find him!
Pekoms: ?
Someone: Catch those cafe-eating criminals~~~~~!!!
Nami: There they are.
Pekoms: Are you kidding me?!!!
Officer: Eating the walls is all very well and good - that chocolate can easily be replaced!! / But you’ve gone and consumed the entire cafe!! // I’ll tell you what you’ve illegally consumed - candy marshmallows! // Also almonds and jellybeans!!
Luffy: *burp*
Officer: Consumption of private property is a criminal offence!!! / You’ll need to accompany me to the station for questioning!!!
Luffy: Listen, police dude, we have a good explanation for this......
Officer: Oh...? Let’s hear it, then!!

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Luffy/Chopper: It was too tasty!!
Officer: A~~~ll right, I’ve had it with you numbskulls!!! / You’re both under arrest!!!
Pedro: Crap!! They’re getting themselves arrested!
Brook: We can’t turn this into a brawl, Pedro-san!
Purin: Wait a moment, Chocolate Officer!
Officer: Hmm?
Carpet: Ca~~~rpet♪ // Ca~~~rpet♪
Officer: Wh... Why, this is... Mistress Owner!! // Please, take a look at this!! Your cafe has been...!!
Luffy: That carpet’s flying! *burp*
Purin: Oh, how awful!!
Brook: Oh my!! This just gets worse!! // The owner of the cafe is here!!

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Purin: What do you think you’re doing, leaving this much?!! // This isn’t what we agreed at all!!
People: ?!
Purin: Honestly!!
[Box: Owner of the Cafe “Caramel” / Nitro the Jelly / Rabiyan the Carpet]
Officer: Hmm?
Luffy: Hm? Hey...do you know this girl?
Chopper: No, I’ve never seen her before... Who is she? // And what’s that on her shoulder?
Purin: I can’t believe you left the jam and biscuit and chocolate down here... / Their harmony of flavours is the best part!!
Luffy/Chopper: ??
Purin: Come now, eat up!♡
Luffy: !!
Purin: Is it good?

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[SFX: YUMMY~~~~~~~~~!]
Officer: Ah!! I’m so sorry, ma’am!! / I did not realise this was a scheduled best-before date dismantlement!!
Purin: That’s right, I requested them myself!
Luffy: .........
Officer: You should be more careful in future, you two! / You can’t just start dismantling the place without putting out the appropriate signs! There were still customers inside! // Well then, I suppose I’ll be off!!
Purin: Keep up the good work, Officer!! / And I’m sorry for the disturbance here, everyone!!
People: Oh, so they weren’t criminals after all...
Officer: Oh, and of course, Mistress Purin... / Congratulations on your wedding!
Purin: !
Officer: Try not to work yourself too hard, with the ceremony just around the corner! / You know everyone here is wishing for your happiness!!
Purin: Why, thank you!♡

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Carrot: Looks like that girl saved Luffy and Chopper’s hides...
Nami: Who could she be? She’s awfully nice...
Pedro: Those two are lucky ones, all right...
Brook: Yohoho! We should expect no less from the future Pirate King!!
SomeGuy: Huh? // Captain Pedro!! / I haven’t seen you in forever!!
Pedro: !!
SomeGuy: What’re you doing here?!! / !!
Pedro: (I’m just sightseeing. Don’t tell anyone I was here.)
SomeGuy: (O...Of course, Captain Pedro! It was an honour to meet you!!)
Nami: Was that someone you know, Pedro?!
Pedro: ...I’ll explain later......

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Luffy: Whewww~~~! // So you’re called Purin, huh? // Thanks for that!! You really saved us!!
Purin: Oh no, don’t thank me!! / I’m the one who should be thanking you!!
Luffy: What for?!
Purin: I... I heard what you said back there!! // “It was too tasty”...!♡ // Ahhhhh~~!♡♡ // Th...the chocolate in that cafe is......!! / It’s a new recipe that I just recently came up with!
Luffy: ..................
Purin: How was the texture? / I mixed beet sugar into the cocoa butter for extra sweetness, and added plenty of milk... / ...and mixed them at 29˚C for three days and nights!! // I was so happy when I heard you liked it, I thought I might cry!!

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Brook: What a sweet young lady...!!!!!
Luffy: You really like making chocolate, huh~~~~~?!!
Chopper: I love sweet stuff, you know!♡ / This whole town is full of the scent of chocolate, it’s like heaven! / Even the tables are chocolate!
Purin: Ahaha, I’m happy to hear it!♡
Nami: Ordinarily, we’d love to stay and thank you properly, Purin... / But we’re on urgent business...
Purin: Oh, really? That’s a shame. // How about you just stay for a cup of tea, then? // You need something to wash down all that sweetness! // Oh, but we still haven’t been properly introduced!
Luffy: I’m Luffy! / I’m gonna be the Pirate Ki...
Nami: Hold on...!!
Purin: .................. // What?!

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[Box: Wholecake Island]
Voices: Ha~~~~hahaha...... / Mamamamama...
BigMam: How many days remain?!
Someone: Until the Tea Party~~~~♪
Flowers: Three more days!! / Mama!!
BigMam: Is that right?♪ / And how’s the Germa lad doing?
Furniture: He’s here as planned!! Mama!!
People: It’ll be a beautiful wedding!! / Wedding!♪ Wedding!♪
BigMam: How about the cake?! / The wedding cake!♪
People: Wedding!♪ Wedding!♪ // Wedding cake!♪

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BigMam: The design?!
People: OK!♪
BigMam: The funds?
People: Money no object!♪
BigMam: The materials?
People: Only the best!♪ Kill and steal them~~~~!♪ // Eggs!♪ // Secured! // Flour!♪ // Secured! // Fruits!♪ // Secured!
BigMam: And the flavour?
People: Leave it to us!!! // Let’s all eat a delicious cake~~~~!♪ / For a most delicious deal~!♪ // A tea party from hell!!!

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People: Is it strawberry jam? // Or someone’s blood?♪
BigMam: What’s the difference in the end?!!
People: If you’re invited, you simply must attend!!! // A moment of sweet pleasure, a devil’s sacrifice!♪ // This is... / ...the land... / ...of everyone’s dreams!♪ // Where all races can live in harmony~~~~~~~~~~!!! / I~~~~~~~~~~~t’s...♪ // TOTLAND!♪
BigMam: Oh, I really can’t wait~~~~!♪ He’s here, I hear~~?
People: Oh yes, he’s here!♪
BigMam: Haaaaaaahahahahahah............♪ // Straaaaaaw Hat...♪
[Insert text: A land of dreams?! The tea party from hell is about to begin~~~~!]