One Piece 862

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One Piece
Chapter 862: The Strategist
Cover Page Request
“Young Buggy and Shanks Playing Hanafuda”
Pen-name “Ijigen no Buta-Bara”, from Mie-ken

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[Insert text: Fishman Slap!!]
Jinbei: Wake up, Luffy!!! // Do you mean to abandon Sanji?!! / Hey!! How can I wake him up?!
Nami: He was running around the forest until his very limit…!! / I don’t think anything but food will wake him up from this.
Chopper: Hey, does anyone have meat?! We’re running out of time!!
People: …Huh?! Breakfast, at a time like this?!
Jinbei: The ceremony has started, Luffy~~~~~~~!!!
Luffy: I c’n shtill eat morrr…
Jinbei: WAKE UP~~~~~~!!!

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Purin: (This melody will be your requiem…!! // Sanji!!) // Oh, Sanji-san……!! I’m so happy…!♡
Sanji: ! // P…Purin-chan!♡ I…I’m so happy too!! // (No, no, no!! I have to hold on to my wits!! // If I space out now, I’ll be killed!!)
Streusen: Oh, love can be hard~~~!♪
People: !
Chefs: So hard~!♪
Streusen: And love can be cruel~~~!♪
Chefs: So cruel~!♪
Streusen: You’ve endured the trials of romance~~!♪
Chefs: To reach this wedding aisle~!♪
Streusen: Now even if the rain should pour down~!♪
Chefs: And even if spears should pour down~!♪
Streusen: Don’t you ever let her go again~!
Chefs: Chief~~~~~~~!!
Streusen: Behold!! Our blessed…
People: ?!!

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Streusen: WEDDING CAKE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!
People: Aaaahhhhhh~~~!!! // Whoaaaa! Bravo~~~~~!! // How beautiful!! Brilliant!! // It’s gigantic!! And so grand!!
BigMam: Mmmm, it looks tasty~~~~~!♡♡♡♡
People: Such a splendid wedding cake!!
BigMam: What an amazing job, Streusen!! You’ve earned my praise!♡
Streusen: I am not worthy, madam!!
BigMam: I want to eat it all up right now!♡
Purin: Oh, how wonderful!♡ A delicious cake will be the stage for our wedding vows!♡
Sanji: Eheheh… Not as wonderful as you!♡
Purin: Oh, Sanji-san! You’re embarrassing me!♡ // (Hurry up and die.)

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Stussy: Oh, isn’t Purin-chan beautiful…? It’s like looking at my own younger days!
DuFeld: How many decades younger are we talking…?
Stussy: Oh, you want to die, do you?
DuFeld: That hurts.
BigMam: Haaaaaahahahah… Mahmahmahmah…… // (Enjoy yourselves while you can, my dear guests… It’ll all be over in a flash! // It’s almost time for it to begin!!! // The slaughter show…!! // Terribly sorry, Vinsmokes, but you’re all going to disappear!!!)
Waiter: Please, take the best seats… / …and enjoy the ceremony.

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Yonji: Lucky old Sanji. If I’d known she was that gorgeous… / I wouldn’t have minded marrying her myself.
Niji: (Marrying a daughter of Big Mam? Don’t be stupid.)
Ichiji: (Don’t forget, he’s a sacrifice. Once you marry Big Mam’s daughter… / …she controls your entire life.)
Reiju: (I see……) // ……… // (Surrounded by the siblings of the House of Charlotte… // These certainly are easy seats to target. / And we’re completely unarmed. Yes, we’re done for all right… // It’s for the best… The world doesn’t need a country like Germa. // …But, Sanji…… // You alone need to run!! // You have some kind of plan, don’t you…?! I can trust you on that?! // Luffy-kun…!!!)

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Priest: In sickness… // …and in health… // For richer and for poorer… // To love and to cherish… // Until death do you part…
Luffy: Hurry up, guys!! / There’s no time to waste!!!
Jinbei: We’re only behind schedule because you wouldn’t wake up!!!

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Priest: Do you swear to love and to cherish one another… // …as husband and wife?
Katakuri: ……… // ……………!! // ?! // What’s wrong……? Purin! // Why are you falling to the ground…?!
Priest: Please lift the bride’s veil, and seal your vows with a kiss.
Sanji: ………
Smoothie: What’s wrong, big bro?
Bege: (You’ve seen what’s to come, haven’t you…?!! // Katakuri…!!)
Sanji: Allow me to lift your veil…
Purin: ……Please. // (…Hahah… Take a good look, Sanji… At this accursed…)

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Purin: (…third eye of mine!!!)
Sanji: !!! // ………!!
Purin: (Good boy… Go on, say it…)
Sanji: What beautiful…… // …eyes you have…!
Purin: ?!!

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Purin: Wha…?
Sanji: Ah… I…I’m sorry… When I saw them up close, I couldn’t help but stare…!! // Your beauty took my breath away…
Purin: ……………?!!
BigMam: (What are you doing…?! Hurry up and do it, Purin!!) // ……!!
Flashback!BigMam: A third eye~~~~~!!!
Purin: ……………!! // (What’s this moron saying……?!!! // You’ve got to be fucking with me!!! Never in my life… // Not once since the day I was born…has anyone called this eye beautiful…!!!)
BigMam: (What’s wrong, Purin?!!! Hurry up and shoot him!!)
Flashback!BigMam: How creepy, even for a child of mine! // You’ll need to grow out your fringe, Purin!
Flashback!People: She’s a monster~~~~~!! // How disgusting!!

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Flashback!People: Look at her, she’s got three eyes!! // Aaaaghh!!
Flashback!Purin: Stoooop~~~~! Pleeeease~~~! // Just stooooop~~~~!
Flashback!People: Aaaaghhhhhh! She stabbed meee!
Flashback!Purin: Like hell I’ll just stand here… // …and let you laugh at me!!! // Every last one of you… // …is going to die!!!)
Sanji: Purin-chan…
Purin: Don’t you fuck with me…
Sanji: !!
Purin: Don’t you fuck with me!!! I’ll kill you…!! I'm going to…kill…!!! // (I’m a terrible three-eyed monster!!!)

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Montd’or: (Come on, Purin!! What happened to the plan?!)
Priest: !
BigMam: …………
Sanji: Purin-chan…?!
BigMam: (It’s no use! You do it for her, priest!!)
Priest: ………!!
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Katakuri: (It’s no good… He’s going to dodge.)
People: ?!!

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Katakuri: He dodged it…!!
Nami: That’s the gunshot signal!! Luffy!!
Luffy: Right!!! We’ll make it on time!!!
Judge: The priest fired a gun!! // …No!! He was shot!! // But why?! // What is going on here?!
Reiju: ……………!!

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Katakuri: ……………!!
BigMam: What is it, Katakuri?!! What’s happening to Purin?!
Katakuri: No time for that… We have an unforeseen situation, Mama…!! // Even I can’t do anything!!
BigMam: ?!
People: (What now?! Sanji hasn’t been shot!! // Are we going ahead with the plan?!!)
Brulee: I’m so sorry, Mama! I had no choice but to do as they said!!
Katakuri: (There’s no way of stopping this!!!)
Luffy: Here we go~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!! // We’re getting Sanji back!!!
People: ?!! // What’s that?! // Something’s happening to the wedding cake!!
BigMam: Ehh…?

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Luffys: BIG MAM~~~~~~~~~~!!!
People: ??!! // ……………?!! // EEEEEHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?!!
[Insert text: Has Luffy…multiplied…?!! Next issue, a colour-page poster!!]