Bleach 307

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Kon: There you guys are!! // It's the Fourth Bleach Popularity Contest! So you better hang around and listen to the announcements!!!
[sign: 10th: Ulquiorra / 3751 votes]
Kon: Ma~~~n... things were pretty tough this time round, huh~~~~~?
[sign: 9th: Kira Izuru / 3852 votes]
[sign: 8th: Inoue Orihime / 3975 votes]
Kon: There were plenty of crazy people stuffing their postcards in cardboard and sending them to us like that......
[sign: 7th: Kuchiki Byakuya / 4010 votes]
Kon: So yeah, it was a real pain counting up all the votes... / Well, it's not like I was the one doing it! // Well, anyway, we've got ourselves held up a bit, but on the next page, we're finally going to see the shocking Top 5!!
[sign: 6th: Hinamori Momo / 4102 votes]
Kon: Oh, if you hadn't noticed, the 10th-6th places are displayed all across this page, so check them out!! / Wait, you came sixth?! NO WAY!!! You didn't have to come all this way, ya know! Get some sleep!!
[TN: Hinamori love <3]
Kon: Here come the announcements, all you losers out there~~!! // Everybody give a big shout!! One... two... and.......!!
[sign: 40th: Kon / 135 votes]

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[insert text: Thanks, everyone! We received over 90,000 submissions!!]
[5th: Ishida Uryuu, 4710 votes]
[4th: Grimmjow, 4987 votes]
[3rd: Kurosaki Ichigo, 7829 votes]
[2nd: Kuchiki Rukia, 7895 votes]
[1st: Hitsugaya Toushirou, 8278 votes]
[TN: somebody kill all the hitsu fans. he's good, but he's not THAT good.]

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Ishida: Nooooooooooooooo!!! // Get off me! // What are you going to do?!
Mayuri: What, you ask...? // Isn't that rather obvious...? // I'm going to "heal" you.
[TN: The pronunciation says "heal", but the kanji says "remodel" ~_~]
Ishida: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU WRITE "HEAL"!!!

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Ishida: Stop it! Get off me!!
Mayuri: Oh, just shut up... / You really are a gutless little coward. // Anyway, try thinking a little logically. / I'm offering to heal you here, free of charge. // No matter how you end up looking in the end, it's only right to thank me, is it not?
Ishida: You've got that totally wrong!! / Wait, you're even going to change how I look?!
Nemu: Please hold still...
Ishida: Waaaaaaaaghh!! Too close, too close, too close!!!
Nemu: What do you mean?
Ishida: Mmmmmmmnnnnnngh!!!
Mayuri: Good work, Nemu. // You just keep him choking like that. // Don't worry if he dies.
Renji: ...Captain Kurotsuchi......
Mayuri: What is it?

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Renji: Please... // Heal me first...!
Mayuri: Why?
Renji: I need to get back to the fight... // The others must be fighting against Espada as well... / I have to find them right away and back them up...!
Mayuri: Don't bother.
Renji: Wha...?
Mayuri: The only one still fighting right now is Zaraki, who was headed for Kurosaki Ichigo. // He doesn't need help from the likes of you. // Besides... / Didn't you know?

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Mayuri: The guys fighting out there... // ...are like beasts thrown a slab of meat. // If you interfered... // ...you'd just get yourself eaten.

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Mayuri: And you wouldn't want such a stupid death... // ...as getting torn flesh from bone by a couple of monsters, now, would you?
Bleach 307: Bite It, Slash It

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[no text just beastbattle]

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[still no text, still beastbattle]

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[the thing about beasts is they really don't talk much]

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Nnoitra: !

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[still no talkings]

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Nnoitra: ...You dodged, right?
Kenpachi: Dodging's something you do... / ...if you're actually in danger.
Nnoitra: And you're not?
Kenpachi: Y'know... / You can say "you can't cut me" all you like... // ...but I'd say there's somewhere I can cut.

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Nnoitra: Hah! // What the hell're you blathering about?!! // Dodgin' attacks is a pure battle instinct! // And there ain't nowhere you can cut me! // That sword of yours can never cut me!! // That's all there is to it!!

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Kenpachi: ...You know, there's all sorts of guys in Soul Society... // And I've been up against plenty of fools... // ...who said I could "never cut them", or whatever. // But guess what?

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Kenpachi: I still ain't ever met a single guy... // ...whose eyesocket couldn't be cut!!!

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Nnoitra: ...Tch.

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Nnoitra: How many times do I have to tell ya?

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Nnoitra: There ain't no way... // ...you can ever cut me!!!
[insert text: Kenpachi... pierced by despair!!!]