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Title: Strangely 2
Title: Curls on the Floor
Panel Text: From the looks of these curls... They've got to be from DOWN THERE!!
Panel Text: But why are they all over the place like this.....!?
Mimio: Here's one!!
Mimio: There's another one!!
Mimio: Are these my pubes...!?
Mimio: But it's weird that they'd end up all over the place like this.
Mimio: Ahhhh~~~~~ This is making me look bad!!
Mimio: Are these really mine!?
Mimio: Well, the only thing I can do is to shave them all down!!
Mimio: Ha~~~~~ya!! Shave them down nice and smooth......!! See ya later pubes!
Panel Text: Next Day
Mimio: What the hell...!? I shaved them all off already, and I cleaned the floor with a lint roller, too......!!
Mimio: This is no longer a one-man job!!
Mimio: Time to call the smartest guy in the class, the Class Prez.
Prez: That should do it.
Prez: Maybe we can get some information with this camcorder.
Mimio: Sorry about this, Prez. It's just that I really want to get to the bottom of this!!
Prez: But it's pretty common for pubes to fall out.
Prez: If you're wearing boxers, they'll fall out from the opening.
Prez: Though for us guys, where they end up is a mystery no one really thought about.
Mimio: But I'm a member of the Boxer Briefs Fan Club, Prez!!
Mimio: Not to mention that I shaved them all off just yesterday!!
Prez: Well, if there is still hair on the floor tomorrow, the camcorder should tell us how it got there.
Mimio: I can't wait!!
Ruka: Is it really neccessary to get the answer for this?
Mimio: It's a GUY thing.
Mimio SFX: Hahahahaha
Mimio: We're representing all the guys in the world who want to find out the truth behind pubes on the floor!
Ruka: What an idiot.
Panel Text: And then the next day
Prez: You did remember to record it, right?
Mimio: Yeah, I hit the record button before bed!
Mimio: And just to be extra careful, I used the lint roller to clean up once more...!!
Mimio: Although I did it to the point where there's not even a speck of dust...
Mimio: There they are on the floor next morning!!
Mimio: There's no way in hell that these are my pubes!!
Mimio: As far as I'm concerned, the perp behind these...
Mimio: Should appear on the camera!
Monitor SFX: *Suspense*
Bed SFX: Twitching Twitching
Prez: What the... hell is that!?
Prez: Hey look, Mimio!! There! He just dropped a hair!!
Mimio: So that's it!! These guys are the perpetrators!!
Prez: Mimio!! The bed!! They're under the bed!!
Mimio: Ah!! Look! There's a mousehole or something on the wall!!
Book under the bed: Perv-King
Prez: This must be these guys' nest!!
Mimio: No~~~~~~w... I'm gonna smoke you guys out with this jet-steam pesticide!!
Mimio: Aight~~~~ Get out!!
Can SFX: Shooooo----
Mimio: Get the hell out you annoying pubey assholes!!
Wall SFX: *Cracking*
Prez: There's something swarming under there!!
Mimio: The wall!!
DeroDero Monster Index 2
They come in swarms and infest the walls of homes. They wander around rooms when people are not looking and drop these curly hairs from their heads.
Pin SFX: *Ping*
Can SFX: *Sprays*
Mimio: You fucking midgets----!!
Prez: They...They're like cockroaches!
Mimio: So the reason for having pubes on the floor is because of these guys hiding in your room!
Mimio: What's wrong!?
Panel: When we realized... The only things that were left were a bunch of pubes all over the place.......
Strangely 2 The End