Naruto 141

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Title: Uchiha Itachi!!

*fsh*/*fsh*
Asuma: ...Hmph/No doubt about it....
*pop*/*pop*

Asuma: Uchiha Itachi

Asuma &Kurenai: .....//.....
Kisame: You are acquainted with Itachi-san?*fsh*Then... I shall introduce myself as well.
Itachi:...
Kisame: Hoshigaki Kisame/Now.. I'd like to know who I have the honor to speak to.
Asuma: "Now..." my butt/ I'm about to spank you guys, right away!

Kisame: ... Itachi-san.../You too, appear to be quite unpopular in your village.
Kurenai: I know about you too.../Hoshigaki Kisame. Former Kirigakure shinobi....//Charged with Daimyou (feudal lord) murder, and anti-governmental conspiracy//Framed internationally by the Water country as a wanted nukenin.
Asuma: You guys have committed serious enough crimes to warrant an S-rank by Bingo Book standards.
Kisame:....
Asuma: Itachi.../You've got some nerve, to come back to the village after everything you did...

Itachi: ...Asuma-san... Kurenai-san.../Please don't mind me... I have no intention to kill you.
Asuma: From someone who murdered his own family? That sounds wrong/...You know that?//You came here of all places, dressed up in those shady clothes, and you didn't even think about it. Yeah, I buy that./There's no way you'd come here "just because", and I know it.//What are you after?
Itachi: ....
*brush*

Kisame: This gentleman could use a lesson in silence./Shall I kill him?*WHAM*
Itachi: Looks like they won't just be nice people and let us leave the village.../But don't overdo it with the flashy moves/Your techniques tend to stand out.
Kisame: We have an agreement.

*tap*

*clang*

*flap* *flap* *flap*
Asuma:....
*whoosh*
Itachi: {That's...}
*fsshh*
Itachi: {Genjutsu}*GLARE*

Asuma: {He's pinning me down with the tip of his sword, he is... ' Tha hell'd he get all that strength from?}*tap*
*grin*
*chrr*
Asuma: ...!!
Kisame: Samehada, my greatsword, is not meant for cleaving...

Kisame: RAAAAH *clasp* BUT TO SCRAPE OFF!!
Asuma: ....!! Tch!

*WHOOSH*
Asuma: ....../Kurenai... You took your time.
Kisame: !
*FFSSHHHH*
*STARE*

*SSSSSSS*
*ksha*
*slip*
*whip*
Kurenai: This is the end.

Itachi: A genjutsu of that level won't work against me...
Kurenai: {Genjutsu reversal!!}
*slip*
Kurenai: ....
*gnash*
*CLANG*

*WHIP* *FSH* *FSH* *FSH*//*whoop*
Kurenai: !
*WHAM*
Kurenai: !!/Kurenai!! *SPLASH*
Kisame: You don't have the luxury to look elsewhere.
Asuma: !

Itachi: You live up to your name, Kurenai-san... However.....
Kurenai: !
Kakashi: However.... Yup! End of the road./For you, that is.
Itachi: !
*SWISH* *SWISH* *SWISH*
*SWOOP* *swish*

Kisame: What? *flick*//!
*buzzz*
**flap* *flap* *flap*
Kisame: {SUITON} (Water Release)
Kisame&Kakashi: {Suikoudan no jutsu!!} (Water Shark Bullet)
*SPLAAAASH*
Kisame: {The same jutsu as mine...!!}
Asuma: What did you come all the way here for?
Kakashi: Seeeee, earlier I asked you to take care of it, but...//Bah! I still got worried, I guess...
Kurenai: Kage Bunshin......

*WHAM*
Itachi: Hatake Kakashi...