Naruto 147

Title: My fight

*KLAAAANNG*
Jiraiya: Behold the man, Jiraiya! No woman is seductive enough to get me on my knees!!/ If you ever get to become like me, women will be turned on by YOUR charm!!

Itachi: .......
Kisame: ........
Naruto: ...........//Says the guy who got all excited over little more than a wink from some girl!/ You ain't got no room to play it cool! Dirty Ero-Sennin!!
Jiraiya: Will you stop calling me that in front of people?!!
Naruto: Nevermind that. These guys are no joke, I'm tellin' ya!/Ero-Sennin!!
Sasuke: Kh...

Naruto: !
Itachi: ..... (tn: the guy has enough of these to start a drinking game:D)
Kisame: Ku ku.../ Given that you are Jiraiya-sama, that people sing your praises, and your label as one of the Legendary Sannin/I did not expect even the king of womanizers that you are to be so easily distracted...
Naruto: You guys even know Ero-Sennin's secret identity?
Jiraiya: .... Well, I wouldn't really call it a secret identity, you know...
Kisame: In any case, it seems the genjutsu cast on this woman has been dispelled.
Jiraiya: ........

Jiraiya: Man... Using your hypnosis to cast a genjutsu on this woman in order to keep me away from Naruto.../Not the manlier methods I've ever seen.*slip**donk*
Naruto: {......../Keep him away? What for...?}
Jiraiya: You're after Naruto, aren't you?
Naruto: ......!!

Sasuke: {.....?!}
Itachi: ....... (tn: one drink!)//No wonder even Kakashi-san knew about us./I see.... The information came from you, right?
Jiraiya: ........
Itachi: ... To fetch Naruto-kun/ Is the absolute command issued to us by our organization, the Akatsuki.

Naruto: .........
Jiraiya: ........
Itachi: ..... (tn: gulp!)
*POOF*

Jiraiya: I won't let you anywhere near Naruto...
Itachi: We'll see about that...
Jiraya: Alright, I'll take care of the two of you.../Right here, right now!
Sasuke: ... Don't you touch him......
Naruto: ! *surprise*
Jiraiya: .......
*fffffffftt*

Sasuke: ... If someone's got to kill him.../That's me, and no one else...!!*ffft*
Naruto: !!/Sasuke...!
Jiraiya: ........
Kisame: .......!
Itachi: ........ (tn: gulp... Okay, not funny)/I'm not interested in you, for now!
*pant* *pant* *pant*

*WHACK*
Sasuke: Gwah!*THUD*
Naruto: Sasuke!!
*brussshhh*
Naruto: The hell!!*step*

Sasuke: Narutooo!!!*pant*I said not to touch him, you heard me?!!!
*surprise* *shock*
Naruto: !
*click* *clock*
Itachi: ...../{In his condition, he shouldn't even be able to perform a seal.}
Sasuke: This is my fight!!!
Jiraiya: ......./{.....Revenge, eh?}
Sasuke: ! *step* *step*
*sap*
*VLAM*
Sasuke: VERY WEEEELL!!!

*WHAM*
Sasuke: Gh!!//........{Wh.... Why....}*pant* *pant*//Gwah!!*whack*
*thud*
Sasuke: Gaah!!
Naruto: ..........*grit* *grit*

*WHACK*
Sasuke: Gaha!//{The gap hasn't closed.../Not even a little bit.../Why...?}
Kisame: The man is merciless...
Naruto: Gh...
Jiraiya: ......

Sasuke: {What have I been doing/until now?}
*grab*
*ppffff*
Sasuke: *...Just what... have I...
*open*

*CLANG*
Itachi: You are weak.
Sasuke: ?!//.......
Itachi: You will be stuck within this day... For the next 24 hours.
*swish*

Sasuke: WwAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Kisame: Itachi-san/For the sake of your eyes, I advise you against using them so often.
Naruto: Cut the fucking shit out!! You bastard!!
*STEP*

*flap* *flap*
Kisame: !
*step* *SWISH*
Itachi: !
Naruto: !!

*SSSSSS*
Jiraiya: Ninpou| Gamaguchi Shibari (Ninja Art| Bound inside the Mouth of the Toad)
*SSSSSS* *pah*
Itachi: ! *SSSSS*

*SSSSSSSSSSS*
Kisame: !
*SSSSSSS*
Jiraiya: Too bad for you, Itachi... Kisame/You guys already are inside my stomach!