Vampire Wing 00

FOR FRANKY-HOUSE USE.
Alright. This is a one time thing. I'm not really interested in this manga.
No title and no chapter order in sight, so, um...
Here it is.

01
Narrator: North Pacific. Ogasawara Archipelago Airspace.
Side text: The tale of the vampire girl and the hog begins...!
Elisa: ...Why do I have to come on recon?/I have better things to do.
Gal: How can you say that, Elisa./You can feel their presence. Our current methods alone don't allow us.........
Elisa: Humph. So what? You're using me as a radar?
Gal: ! Look!
Dude: ?!

02
Elisa: What?/I can see it well enough.
Gal: How large...! When did that thing materialize itself.....?!/According to our radars on the base, the probability for something like that to exist doesn't exceed a small percentage........!

03
Narrator: United Nations' Strategic Air Force. Airborne base: Buran[tn: Or Bulan, Blan, whatever...]
Scar: ........ Got it. Return to base immediately./We'll be holding a meeting for countermeasures in two hours. Inform Elisa about it too.
Narrator: In order to protect humankind from invasion by hostile aliens, the United Nations' army/created a squadron comprising members of a race covetous of human blood, possessed of inhuman abilities and made suitable for military use/by the Strategic Air Force.

04
Narrator: Vampire Wing.[tn: Vampire Aviation.]
Summary: [In the Previous chapter] 20XX A.D. Invaders from outer space had come to Earth. The world had switched over to a wartime government, with the United Nations' army at its core. Nieno Kurando was a high school student, ashamed of the frail constitution he owed to his unbalanced diet. But his life was turned upside down when a young girl, Hatori Elisa appeared suddenly before him. Nieno's blood was free of impurities, courtesy of his poor alimentary habits.[tn: There might be an incoherence in there somewhere. I can't tell from just this chapter, so if anyone has the raw to that...] That made him the ideal source of sustenance for Elisa, the battle vampire. And that's how he became a member of Vampire Wing, as a means of sustentation for her...

05
Narrator: Introducing the Vampire Action once more!! In response to the overwhelming popular acclaim...

06
Porn: Nieno!//When do you plan on returning that Girl Game I lent you?[tn: Video game featuring hot babes. Of the NSFW kind, usually.]
Nieno: Aah... That. I've been busy, so I'm not done yet....... Let me keep it some more.
Narrator: Nieno Kurando. High school student (Paramilitary recruit).
Porn: Busy... Your job for the army, you mean?
Nieno: Well, yeah...

07
Porn: It's about time you told me whatever it is you're doing for the army, Nieno!
Nieno: It's classified, I'm telling you...... And the job's nothing to write home about...
Porn: !//You got yourself yet another great lunch box today! Who made it for you?/A girlfriend, maybe......?!
Nieno: Well, that........
Eiko: Nieno-kun
Narrator: Nieno's classmate, Tomita Eiko.[tn: Boobies!]
Side text: Hatori Elisa: An A-rank battle Vampire under the UN army's control. Drinking human blood allows her to display superhuman abilities.

08
Eiko: Care to... eat with me?
Nieno: ....... Tomita-san...
Narrator: Bulan, strategic room.
Scar: These photographs have been taken today. Look.
Soldiers: ! What's that.......?
Scar: A Focarol-class hostile creature.[tn: Whatever the Hell a "focarol" is supposed to be.]/The same as the one that appeared above Alaska 8 months ago.

09
Scar: There'll be a countermeasures meeting in the Hawaii headquarters in 20 hours./Be prepared.//Where's Elisa?
Soldier: In the kitchen. Making preparations for our departure.
Narrator: My name is Nieno Kurando.//It's a long story, but I'm continually shuttling between the UN army's base and high school.

10
Elisa: You're late, pig!/Come here!
Narrator: This is Hatori Elisa./She prepares all of my meals, including my lunch box.//I'm her source of sustenance, and she does it to preserve the taste of my blood, that it may remain to her liking./Elisa classifies human beings by the scent of their blood.
From top to bottom: Spaniard pig (very good).[tn: I guess that's what "Iberico" is supposed to stand for. I could be wrong.]/Pig (drinkable)./Pig food (hardly worth drinking)./Leftover (bad)./Living trash (awful)./Pig dejection (out of the question)./Dung flies gathered around the pig dejections (their mere existence is an insult).[tn: Not dung flies but dung beetles, if you wanna be specific.]
Narrator: And among these, only one "pig", the Spaniard one has a taste worthy of her. The best stuff out there, so to speak.

11
Elisa: I don't understand this. Teach me, pig!//That female leftover with the outrageous air color refuses to accept an invitation to a damn date./What do I do about it?
Nieno: Aah. The pink-haired heroine. She's got a couple of option flags...//.......Are you listening to me?
Elisa: Come to think of it, it's been several days since I last drank your blood.//You haven't allowed anybody else to feed off you, right?
Nieno: How could I have?/Ya know, blood-drinking people aren't exactly common.
Both: ........

12
Nieno: Iiiic... YAAAAAAAARGH!!
Elisa: !//FUCKING... PIG...//Didn't I tell you not to eat whatever trash you picked on the roadside?! You ravening swine!!
Nieno: I... I don't eat that kind of stuff!!
Elisa: Where does that taste in your blood come from, then! You must have picked something somewhere and eaten it, you goddamn pig!!
Gal: Elisa./It's time to leave.

13
Elisa: Listen up, pig./I've been going on a empty stomach for several days because of the strategic meetings. I've been constantly preparing your meals and lunch box in the meantime.//So don't go putting random junk to your mouth every now and then./Pig!
Nieno: Ri... Right...
Narrator: 3 days later. Noon.

14
Eiko: Nieno-kun!
Nieno: Tomita-san.......
Eiko: Care to eat with me today.......?//Alright. So, I'll give you some of my crab-cream croquettes./And I'll be taking that hamburger!
Nieno: I say this every day, but exchanging our side dishes...
Eiko: Delicious!//Who would've thought someone in this world knew how to make such wonderful food?!!

15
Elisa: SO THAT'S WHAT'S GOING OOOOON!!!
Eiko: ?
Nieno: E... Elisa! What are you doing here?!!
Eilsa: The strategic meetings are over./We'll have to begin the operation in 4 hours. I came all the way here for my sustenance.

16
Eiko: Who's that girl...?/A military uniform.......?
Porn: How cute....... For some reason, I have a feeling I've met that girl before, but I can't remember it!
Nieno: ........
Eiko: Nieno-kun. Who is she...?
Nieno: Ahem.......//This is Elisa. Actually she's the one who's been preparing my lunch box...
Elisa: I see... That explains the odd and unpleasant taste/You've been sharing the side dishes I prepared for you with that female leftover...//?!

17
Eiko: I just love the taste of the food you prepare!
Elisa: Le... Let go!//.......//Boobs! It's the big titties you enjoy, then!!/You disgusting pig. Damn you!!
Nieno: Wha... What are you talking about?!
Eiko: Elisa-san!
Elisa: ?!

18
Eiko: I don't think calling people pigs/is a nice thing to do!
Elisa: !//I didn't ask for your opinion, human!!/You... You...//STOO.../STOOOOOPIIIIIIIID!!!

19
Narrator: After school.
Gal: What happened, Nieno-kun?!//We need to begin the operation, and yet...//she's locked up in her room and she won't get out!//Should this operation fail/Far-Eastern Asia will know the same fate as North America 8 months ago...
Nieno: !

20
Nieno: ........
Eiko: What's the matter, Nieno-kun?
Scar: Hey! Elisa, what's going on?!/Get out of there! Have you drunk his blood?!
Elisa: .... Humph!
Gal: Commander! It's Nieno-kun!
Scar: !

21
Gal: Elisa!! Nieno-kun is here!
Elisa: !//......... What now...?
Nieno: Haa. Haa. Elisa./Haa.
Elisa: ... Care to explain your current state?

22
Nieno: Uh......../I thought the taste might get away if I got some exercise done.......... So I jogged about the schoolyard...
Elisa: What a thoughtless think to do!/You can't possibly expect the taste to change just because you've been doing some exercise.
Nieno: I... Is that so...
Elisa: Why are you with him?
Eiko: I don't really understand what's going on, but I thought I'd lend a hand... Since I'm in charge of the whole health thing...
Elisa: A... A seedy-looking, frail pig like yourself. You shouldn't...//There isn't much of a choice./So I'll let the taste issue slide, this time around.

23
Nieno: Ho.../How's it like?
Elisa: ......./Stinks of sweat.

25
Elisa: Pestiferous eyesores. Congregating like dung flies on my feeding grounds...//Begone from my sight!

28
Sign: United Nations Army's Food Agency.
Sign: Tomita.

29
Eiko: Awesome... Is it food? All of it?
Mom: Um... We didn't place any such order...
Delivery: Ahem. Hem. Is Tomita Eiko here?
Eiko: Yes. That's me.
Delivery: This is a message from my client.
Eiko: ?
Message: This is Hatori Elisa./I'll have these handpicked ingredients delivered regularly./Should you wish to exchange the side dishes from your lunch box, use these ingredients.

30
Elisa: Ooooh!//Look! At last, I've been able to get a date with that female leftover!
Nieno: Haha... Congrats.........//......../Why are you looking at me like that?
Narrator: In the United Nations' army, an elite squadron fights to protect humankind from an invasion by hostile aliens. Vampire Wing is its name!
Nieno: YAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Side text: The ordeal that is Nieno-kun's life continues...[END][/end