Hayate no Gotoku! 168

T/N- for P86: this is making fun of RPGs…the words Title and Subject should not be included in the scanlation. I used Enter to separate the lines as seen in the RAW. Therefore, each “Subject” should be 3 lines (or 2 for the last one). Make sure to use quotations, as that helps tell whether Hayate himself, or the Title speaker is speaking.
Also, I tried translating all of the SFXs (esp. P90), but they aren’t exactly necessary. It's all up to u, scanlators.

P86:
Box1:
Title: Maria
Subject: “Good morning Hayate-kun.
Oh my, you seem to be very tired today.”
Well…I only got to sleep for about 30 minutes…
Box2:
Title: Nagi
Subject: “Hey, mornin’ Hayate.”
Huh? What are you doing so early in the morning, milady?
“Nothin’ much…”
Box3:
Title: Nagi
Subject: “I happened to wake up early,
and I wanted to see you…that’s all…
Box4:
1) Anyways, I planned on doing my best for today.
Nagi: “What’s wrong with Hayate?”
Maria: “Perhaps he’s a little tired…”

P87:
Box1:
Nagi: “Oh. Now that you mention it, his face shows nothing but signs of fatigue.”
Hayate: “Huh?”
Box2:
Hayate: “U…uh…that’s not true, milady!”
SFX: crack, crack
Hayate: “What do you mean by that? There’s no way I’m tired. See? I’m pretty awake, aren’t I?”
Box3:
Hayate: “Besides, there’s milady’s part-time shift today.”
Hayate: “I don’t even have time to be tired!”
Nagi: “Sure...”
Box4:
Nagi: “That’s right…today is the day of the part-time shift…”
Nagi: “Alright, alright…then…”

P88:
Box1:
Nagi: “You can rest for today, Hayate!”
Nagi: “As of the job…”
Nagi: “I’ll go myself!”
Box2:
Hayate: “WHAT!”
Hayate: “You, alone of all things!?”
Box3:
Hayate: “That’s impossible! If you did that, the customers would need an infinite number of lives, and even that might not be enough!”
Maria: “Indeed. And sleep-talking doesn’t work as an excuse if you’re awake, you know?”
Nagi: “Stop saying gibberish, you guys…”
Box4:
Nagi: “How can I withdraw if you say stuff like that? That’s it. I’m going! You better not follow me!”
Hayate: “Milady~!”

P89:
Box1:
Nagi: “So that’s that.”
Nagi: “Got it, hamster?”
Box2:
Ayumu: “Ohhh~…”
Ayumu: “So Hayate isn’t coming today~”
Box3:
Nagi: “Yeah, so don’t worry. In his place, I’ll do a better job than Hayate, so be grateful.”
Ayumu: “As long as you don’t mess up…”
Box4:
Ayumu: “Well, even if you say that, there aren’t any customers, as usual, so…”
SFX: (empty)

P90:
Box1:
Nagi: “Still, why aren’t there any customers?”
Ayumu: “Maybe because of the bad economy?”
Box2:
Nagi: “Grr…Here I came, but there really isn’t much to do…”
Nagi: “I don’t want it to be too busy, but at this rate, it’s getting a bit depressing…”
Box3:
From the headset: “Oh…how I wish a customer would come…”
Box4:
SP001: “This is SP001 speaking. Milady is bored.”
SP001: “Send in an agent with civilian clothes at once. Over.”
From the headset: “Roger.”
(T/N- If “SP” doesn’t make sense, use “agent” instead…ur choice.)
SFX above guy being held: Help…
SFX above 2 guys and lady: blah blah
SFX below circular window of coffee shop: BLAH BLAH (expressing noisyness)
SFX above SP agent facing backwards w/ left arm lifted: 5 more people there…
Box5:
Hayate: “Were you actually doing this every time milady came here?”
Maria: “Well, everyone’s a worrywart, so…”

P91:
Box1:
Maria: “In the end, even we ended up coming too.”
Hayate: “This really is obstructing the business, though, isn’t it…”
Box2:
SFX: chime
Ayumu: “Welcome!”
Box3:
Nagi: “What would you like, sir?”
Agent: “Uhh…the house blend, for now…”
Box4:
SFX: spark
Box5:
Box6:
SFX: stare…
Box7:
Nagi: “Hey…you’re SP#0038, aren’t you…”
SFX: Ba-dum!

P92:
Box1:
Agent: “Wh-what could you be talking about, Nagi your Highness? I am-”
Box2:
Nagi: “Nagi your Highness?”
Agent: “Argh!”
SFX: Doom!
Box3:
Nagi: “Really…you guys thought I didn’t memorize all of your faces? Is this the transmitter here?”
Agent: “No!”
Box4:
Nagi: “Hey! Listen up, you guys!”
Nagi: “Next time you send in an agent like this, you’re all fired!”
Box5:
Nagi: “A-N-D…”
Nagi: “I’ll assume you’re not there, but”
Box6:
Nagi: “If Hayate and Maria are there…”
SFX above Maria and Hayate: freeze
Nagi: “I’ll never forgive you two!”
SFX to left of Hayate: crash!

P93:
Box1:
Hayate: “Really, milady…To have remembered all of the SP agents’ faces…”
Maria: “Well, she is a genius when it comes to mental skills…”
Box2:
Hayate: “Still…observing her has now become much more difficult, hasn’t it…”
Maria: “Yes…and it would be troublesome if she found us here…”
Box3:
Maria: “Then why don’t we spy from the second floor?”
Hayate: “Wha-!?”
Box4:
Hayate: “Why are we acting like solids*?”
Maria: “Oh, please Hayate-kun. <3”
Maria: “Isn’t it natural to want to observe her after being told not to?”
(T/N- Metal Gear Solid reference.)
Box5:
Maria: “Well, we got the owner’s permission, so let’s go, Hayate-kun. <3”
Hayate: “Looks like someone flipped a weird switch in Maria-san today…”
SFX: (excited)

P94:
Box1:
Nagi: “Still, without any customers, coffee shops get dull, don’t they.”
Ayumu: “Isn’t that obvious?”
Box2:
Nagi: “Well…since there’s nothing to do…”
Ayumu: “Hmm?”
Box3:
Nagi: “W…”
Nagi: “Wanna talk about love stories?”
Box4:
Ayumu: “L-Love stories?”
Nagi: “Y-Ye-Yeah!”
Box5:
Ayumu: “S-sure. Sounds interesting to me.”
SFX: bzzz…
Box6:
Nagi: “Well…I’ve always wanted to ask you, but…”
SFX: pop
Box7:
Ayumu: “What?”
SFX: clink clank

P95:
Box1:
Nagi: “Have you ever…”
Nagi: “Been on a date?”
Box2:
Ayumu: “A d-date?”
Ayumu: “Well, of course, seeing as I’m now a junior in high school…”
Box3:
1) Last year, I did go to an amusement park with him…but…
2)It didn’t really feel like a date, since Hayate-kun didn’t realize my feelings for him…so…
Box4:
Ayumu: “Of course I have!”
SFX next to Nagi: What~!
Box5:
Nagi: “S-So you have!?”
Ayumu: “O-Of-Of course! I sure have been on a date before!”
Box6:
Nagi: “Th-Then, perhaps…”
Nagi: “Have you ever kissed?”
Ayumu: “K-K-K-Kissed!!?”

P96:
Box1:
Hayate: “Nishizawa-san.”
Hayate: “Would you like some chocolate chip cookies?”
Box2:
Ayumu: “Hmm?”
Ayumu: “Chocolate chip cookies?”
Hayate: “Yes, I happened to make them at the cake shop where I have a part-time job, and they turned out better than I thought, so…”
Box3:
Hayate: “I thought you might want to give them a try,”
Hayate: “Nishizawa-san.”
Box4:
Ayumu: “H-Ha-”
Ayumu: “Hayate-kun…”
Box5:
Hayate: “So how are they?”
Ayumu: “Yum!! They’re very good!”
Box6:
1) Hmm…
2) Hayate-kun’s handmade cookies…

P97:
Box1:
Ayumu: “Of course!”
Ayumu: “That definitely was a kiss!”
SFX: WHA~T!!!
Box2:
Nagi: “S-Seriously!?”
Ayumu: “Y-You bet!! I sure would say that was a kiss!”
Ayumu: “In fact, even if you looked at it scientifically, there’s a high probability that it counts as a kiss!!”
Box3:
Nagi: “You’re really mature, aren’t you…”
SFX: creak…
Ayumu: “Of course, what were you expecting?”
Box4:
Hayate: “Still, it’s hard to see what’s going on downstairs from the second floor…”
Maria: “Indeed. Then let’s creep on down the stairs.”
Box5:
Ayumu: “E-Enough with my story! What about you…your story?”
Ayumu: “It’s about time you tell us, you know!?”
Nagi: “M-m-me!?”

P98:
Box1:
Nagi: “U…Uh…My story, eh…”
Box2:
Hayate: “Milady~”
SFX: whish…
Hayate: “Milady, please wake up~”
Box3:
Nagi: “I’m tired. I’m playing hookey today…”
Hayate: “Milady, really…”
Box4:
Hayate: “Here.”
Hayate: “Drink some sweet orange juice, and wake up.”
Box5:
Nagi: “Hmmm…”
Box6:
Nagi: “Whoa! It’s sour! What is this!”
SFX: blargh!
Hayate: “Ha-ha-ha. It’s actually grapefruit juice.”
Box7:
Hayate: “Did that finally wake you up…”
SFX: tee-hee
Hayate: “Milady? <3”

P99:
Box1:
Nagi: “Hayate…”
SFX: thump
Box2:
Maria: “Hey, you can peek from here.”
Hayate: “You’re right.”
Box3:
Ayumu: “Ha! I take it you don’t have one, do you?”
Nagi: “Th-that’s not true!!”
Box4:
Nagi: “This morning,”
Nagi: “Hayate was playing with me while I was in bed again!”
Box5:
(T/N- it’s supposed to sound like Hayate had intercourse with Nagi, but made to sound innocent. If you think “toying” is better, that’s up to u)
P100:
Box1:
Hayate: “WHA~!!!”
Hayate: “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MILADY!?”
Box2:
Hayate: “Huh?”
Box3:
Nagi: “Hayate! I told you not to come!”
Ayumu: “Hayate, what is this ‘playing’ about, hmm?”
Hayate: “It’s a misunderstanding!”
SFX: BANG! CRASH!
Box4:
Ayumu: “What? Oh, so it was about the juice…”
(T/N- in english, “juice” as innuendo makes this sound even worse…how should this be rephrased???)
Maria: “Well, Hayate is chaste, so…”
Box: “At least the misunderstanding was fixed.”