Fullmetal Alchemist 80
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Needs a proofread/edit, but i'll do that tonight. For now, enjoy the story :)
NOTE TO SCANLATORS - I believe there are some personal issues behind the scenes at TMI preventing them from working on FMA scans. If you want to try your hand at it, you are welcome to use this translation.
Toad (WTF is his name?): Is this-
Text: Marcoh defeats Envy!
Toad: Sorry, Doctor.
With all this snow, I don't think we're gonna find your teeth.
Marcoh: Don't even worry about it.
May: Your poor face looks even worse now...
It feels like my mouth has a leak.
Thank you for stopping the bleeding.
May: You're welcome!
Marcoh: And you two.
I'm sorry I wrapped you both up in my quest for atonement...I've been so selfish.
Marcoh: Thank you.
Toad: You didn't...
I mean, you told us to stay out of things if we could...
That was scary as all hell, though.
Never thought we'd be up against a monster like that.
Envytus (Envy-Fetus): GI
the girl who snuck into our lair underneath Central!
Title: A Vision of Father
Toad: We're back!
Yoki: How'd it go? Did you beat the Homunculus?
Winry: Dr. Marcoh, you're hurt!
Marcoh: Oh these are nothing...but my back's killing me.
I'm embarrassed that you have to see me all beaten up like this...
Winry: You can't keep pushing yourself like this!
Marcoh: Seeing you reminded me of your parents, Mr. and Mrs. Rockbell.
And made me realize that running away was cowardly and unfair...because there was still something I could do.
I wanted to do what I could, no matter how far I had to push myself.
Winry: I understand...
just don't do it again.
Yoki: Haha...so THIS is a Homunculus, eh?
Yoki: Tee hee! That's what you get for trying to take on humans, you lousy
Envytus: GII! [H: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
You son of a...
SFX: Slither slither
SFX: slither slither slither
Envytus: Haha! This loser belongs to me now!
SFX: Slip slip
Envy: If you value your friend's life, you'll do what I say!
SFX: twitch twitch twitch
Yoki: Stop, you monster!
Gaagh...I can't control my body!
SFX: Wobble wobble
Envytus: Struggle all you want,
I'm in control now!
His life is in my hands-
Toad: So? Do what you want.
Zanpano: He's not our friend.
May: We only knew each other for a short time...yours is a noble sacrifice.
Al: We'll always remember you!
You're my friend, aren't you?!
Yoki: LOOK AT ME, YOU TRAITOR!
Envytus: Wh-why aren't you trying to save him?
I thought he was with you!!
Marcoh: Don't push your luck, Envy.
We're not playing around any more.
You try anything funny and we'll obliterate you AND that man in a heartbeat.
Al: I got him.
Yoki: He let go?!
Toad: Nice act.
SFX bubble: Pat
Marcoh: I thought I was gonna have a heart attack...
bluffing's not my forte.
SFX: BABUM BABUM
Yoki: You people are monsters! We are no longer friends!
I'm done with all of you!
Al: Heh. Who said we were friends in the first place?
May: Al-sama, you're so cool!
What're they up to?
Those worthless insects, whispering off in the shadows...
Where's the Fullmetal Shrimp?
Al: My brother?
He's probably at Briggs by now.
Envytus: Oh? I heard he'd disappeared.
So he's not here?
Al: Spill your guts!
Where's my brother?!
Envytus: Spill my guts?
I just heard the mine in Baschool collapsed and he'd cone missing.
Al: D-don't worry. Remember who we're talking about.
I'm sure brother managed to get away.
Zanpano: Now tell us about your plans!
What's Central up to! Talk!
Envytus: I dunno.
Zanpano: WHAT WAS THAT, MAGGOT?! YOU'D BETTER CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE!
Toad: HELL YEAH! GO ZANPANO!
Bottle SFX: splat splat
Envy: You stupid jarhead...
Who would talk when they know it'd get them killed either way?!
Toad: We need to get out of this area.
Ishvalan: Leaving already?
The enemy knows we're here.
Ishvalans: Take care now.
May Ishvala be with you.
Scar: We owe you a great debt.
You have my thanks.
Winry: You doing all right, Al?
I think my soul will stay bound to the armor for now.
Toad: Carrying you was pretty rough.
Zanpano: Yeah, having you up and walking again is a big help.
Al: Hahaa...sorry about that.
SFX: Slosh slosh slosh
Yoki: Where to now?
Al: Well, Briggs is out, and brother's disappeared...
SFX: Slosh slosh slosh...
Scar: How did you enter this country?
SFX: slosh slosh
May: I came in though the Youswell mining town.
Scar: Youswell, you said?
Scar: Take him back to Xing.
Yoki: M-master Scar!!
Scar: It's nowhere near true immortality, but we have what's left of a being that couldn't die no matter how many times it was killed.
It may save your clan.
May: But if I leave...
Toad: Yeah! We decoded the research book, and figured out that Rentanjutsu fits into all this somehow...
Scar: This is no time to worry about someone else's country.
Did you really come here with such little dedication?
if you get caught up in our affairs,
will you tell the people who gave you your task, "Sorry, I couldn't help Xing because I was wrapped up in saving Amestris?"
Scar: You'll reach Youswell if you head East from here.
This country's citizens will take care of things themselves.
May: Thank you all
so very much!
Al: I didn't understand anything you said about Rentanjutsu, but thanks for trying to teach me.
Zanpano/Toad SFX: Hehe
Al: It's okay.
Marcoh: Oh ho ho.
May: Thank you everyone!
Winry: She's gone...
Al: What a lively little girl.
Winry: I think you're more broken up than you're letting on.
SFX: Ho ho
Al: What're you smirking about?
Winry: May's a princess, right?
Stick with her, all that money's bound to make you "merry"!
Box: MONEY = MERRY
Al: Money...? Merry?
Al: Marry into money?!
Box: MARRY = MONEY [H: The pun in japanese here is that she calls him a "reverse trophy spouse." When you switch the two kanji, it becomes "Jewel of the palanquin." I had to choose between keeping the word-switching gag or the meaning. I chose the former ;P]
Where to next?
Al: Oh yeah! I was thinking this earlier...
Zanpano: Oh? There somewhere you wanna go?
There's a certain town I need to check out.
May SFX: Step step step
Hey May! I thought it was you!
Kyle: Hey everyone, it's May!
The Alchemy girl!
Whatcha up to?
May: I'm...going back to my country...
SFX: Yay yay yay
Miner: Goin' home, eh? Come back again soon!
SFX: SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
Lower right miner: You're gonna break her!
Miner 2: Did you get to meet the Fullmetal Alchemist?
Kyle: Come have something to eat, May!
Miners: Good call. We're almost done working.
We all eat together.
SFX: Yay yay yay yay yay
Kyle: You need a place to spend the night?
Stay with us!
Miner: Hey ma! Get the house cleaned up!
Ma: You got it!
SFX: Chatter chatter chatter
Miners: Give the bedding a good cleaning, too!
Let's hurry up and finish today's work!
SFX: Chatter chatter chatter
Drip drip drip
Envytus: They're nice people...
Envytus: Can you really abandon them?
I guess it's for the best, though.
You'd better get me to Xing.
Then again, I doubt bringing back a near-dead Homunculus will be of any help.
I mean, you could kill me with a SHOE now.
Won't the emperor just get mad?
Now, if you'd gone back to CENTRAL,
you could've learn the secret of true immortality.
Central had what you sought.
Don't mind me, I'm just thinking out loud. Hurry back to Xing.
Miner1: I'll grab some sake from the boss's place!
Miner2: Don't you have plenty of your OWN?
May: I'm sorry, Kyle-san!
I'll have dinner with you next time!
Hey, where're you going?!
May: Back to Central! I still have something left to do!
Envytus: Hahaha...stupid girl.
You go to Central and I win.
If I can just get another stone, I can transform back.
I just need another stone!
Bradley: I think I'll take a break.
Make me some tea, would you Lt. Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Yes, Sir.
SFX: wipe wipe
Bradley: I see you know
Hawkeye: ...I do.
Bradley: And you know about my true identity as well, correct?
Hawkeye: ...I do, sir.
Hawkeye: Are you going to kill me because I know too much?
SFX: Clink clink
I was just curious.
What does an ordinary citizen think, knowing her country's leader, and his son, are Homunculi?
Hawkeye: ...I think it's sad that the family we should trust in the most is nothing but a sham.
You're just playing house, aren't you?
Laughing in the shadows while you pretend to be humans, all the while thinking us a foolish, ignorant species?
Bradley: "Playing house."
I was given a "son" to make the game more realistic.
But it doesn't end with him.
I was given "power," "subordinates," and the position of "Fuhrer."
"Playing Nation" would be more accurate.
However, I chose my wife myself.
Bradley: Is the tea ready yet?
Alex: Could you please get off my foot, sister?
Olivia: As long as I'm here, you will refer to me as GENERAL!
Alex: AYE, MA'AM!
That vacant look on your face hasn't changed a bit!
Alex: Neither has the grim one on yours, dear sister.
I heard Briggs won a decisive victory on the Drachman border.
Olivia: Of course we did.
Alex: And the underground country-wide transmutation circle's status?
Brigg's job is to protect the nation from OUTSIDE threats.
Olivia: To make sure no one even THINKS about going to war with us until the end of time!
And if they do, to wipe them from existence!
We avoid pointless fights for everyone ELSE'S sake as much as our own!
Alex: Oh, my...so ferocious.
No one will have you for a wife if you keep-
Olivia: YOU just don't have any fighting spirit!
I'm getting out of here before I catch your cowardice!
All SFX: Stomp
SFX: dust dust.
Alex: While you're in Central, you should go see our father.
Olivia: I will, if I feel like it!
Old Falman: Ah-
There you are, General.
Olivia: I don't like to think of him as such.
He's a coward who ran home crying from Ishval.
Old Falman: ...This way, please.
There's something you need to see.
Do you know the three laws to which State Alchemists are forbidden to disobey?
SFX: Step step step step
Olivia: "Don't make gold. Don't make humans."
"Don't oppose the military."
Old Falman: Very good.
That's really all anyone NEEDS to know.
Olivia: What're you getting at?
SFX: Clink clink
Old Falman: "Don't oppose the military" is self-explanatory.
The "Don't make gold" rule is to prevent someone from throwing the economy into chaos.
So why do we tell them "Don't make humans?"
What is the reason behind forbidding human transmutation?
Olivia: The moral and ethical implications.
Humans creating humans artificially is playing God. That's why Alchemists have forbidden it for centuries, correct?
Old Falman. Wrong.
Old Falman: What is and is not ethical changes with the times, and indeed, depends on who you ask.
Such vague concepts have no place in our great nation.
SFX: Step step step
SFX: bip bip bip
Old Falman: The reason is simple.
Old Falman: The rule is in place to prevent individuals from creating their own personal army.
SFX: Hustle bustle
SFX: Hustle bustle
SFX: Hustle bustle
Rose SFX: Flap
Person: Wow, what's that huge statue?
Any place we can get something to eat?
Al: Hang on, I know it's here SOMEwhere...
SFX: Clank clank clank
Al: There we go!
I'm sure they'll have food here.
SFX: Clank clank
Al: Rose! How have you been?
Rose: Fine, Al!
Are you STILL travelling?
Zanpano: They know each other?
She's a little hottie, ain't she?
Why're they all so far from Briggs...
Small sfx: It's not fair.
Rose: Ed's not with you?
No, he's...somewhere else today.
Rose: Oh...too bad.
I wanted to see him again.
Al: Oh ho ho?
Winry: What're YOU smirking about?!
Al: You had a weird look on your face, that's all. What're you thinking about?
Rose: Are you Ed's-
Winry: OLD FRIEND, YES!
I finished cleaning the pot.
Anything else I can do for y-
All 3: You?!