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I like this manga.
[Omoni Naitemasu 01 Translation by Kewl0210]
Title: Omoni Naitemasu
Established Price: 533 Yen (Excluding Tax)
Description: Konno Izumi, a beautiful drawing model tormented with absolute sadness due to her excessive beauty. And she has very loose tear glands. With happiness comes large drops. With this hand and that hand, the curtain is raised on the beautiful woman concerto along the river on the path to unpopularity.
Text: If I were reborn, I'd want to be an ugly woman.
A cheerful, interesting, lovely hag loved by all.
Title: Omoni Naitemasu
Don't Mind Tears
SFX: TOPA TOPA TOPA TOPA TOPA
Tsune: Here we gooo.
Izumi: Hey, Tsune-chan.
have an interview tomorrow.
Tsune: What is it this time? What sorta job?
a regular office job......
I thought it would be nice to do a job where I'm not......
out in the open.......
Tsune: It's a bad idea.
It'll end up going in the same pattern as always.
D...... Do you think so......?
Izumi: B-But I'll be wearing glasses tomorrow......
And I'll be in a dull looking suit......
Tsune: It's not gonna happen.
Glasses will actually up your points.
Izumi: I see......
I'm kind of nervous now......
Tsune-chan, would you go with me tomorrow?
Tsune: All right,
but you'll have to call the school for me, then.
SFX: GYU (squeeze)
if problems arise, then let's go with the usual "my mom" plan.
Honestly...... Sorry for always troubling you like this, Tsune-chan......
SFX: TSUKA TSUKA KAH KAH
there's a Starbucks right across from the office. That's great.
I'm so glad......
Tsune: Then let's make this place the safety refuge.
let's pray that the interviewer is a woman.
SFX: PURU PURU PURU (trembling)
I'm so nervous......
SFX: KATSUN KATSUN
SFX: KON KON
Izumi: Excuse me......
Izumi: I...... I'm here for an interview......
My name is Konno Izumi......
Someone: Customer waiting for a Caramel Frapucchino~~
SFX: HAA HAA
It's like we thought......
Guy: Excuse me, Anno-san.
Why did you suddenly fly off like that......?
Guy: It's all right. Please don't be so cautious. I'm a company president.
I simply feel that from the standpoint of a president, that when hiring a new employee it may be best to discuss some things beforehand......
do you have some business with my mom? ["Mom" written really big.]
Tsune: I told you.
It's the same pattern as always.
As soon as the interview starts he said "You're hired. By the way, do you have any free time after this?"......
And I said "I do not"......
Then he said "Then tomorrow? The day after?"......
I have a fiancee so I cannot eat with another man!
Tsune: And there it is......
I told you, you're not allowed to say that.
Izumi: I'm sorry......
Tsune: Because I said that, the efficacy of "my Mom" plan weakens.
SFX: DAAAAAAA (Drool) KIRA KIRA (Sparkle)
Tsune: Izumi-san, are you......
still saying that stuff......?
Izumi: Yes...... But.......
Jin-san just told me this this afternoon.
Izumi: That he's definitely leaving his wife this year!
SFX: ZUPIIII PIRORORORORO
Izumi: Ah. That must be Jin-san!
Izumi: See you later, Tsune-chan! Thank you!
SFX: KACHA KACHA
Tsune: He's going to Florence again next month.
For one month.
Tsune: I got a call from the art restoration studio over there.
Do they normally rely on Japanese for that?
Then...... What about the classroom......?
He's leaving it to one of his students, so it'll be okay.
Tsune: Ah, ah!
Tsune: Be careful so they don't fall in love with you like usual.
Or, is there even a way to avoid that?
Another male student, huh?
This ain't good.
Then I guess our only plan is a Mizuki cosplay.
Izumi: He'll be coming this week already, it seems......
Tsune: Got it.
We'd better get ready fast.
Jin-sensei is bringing his wife with him this time, too, right?
No, he's going for work so I think he'll be alone......
Jin-san didn't say anything about it.......
Tsune: Do you think he's day that to his lover?
Ah, sensei is leaving.
Tsune: Ah, I knew it.
His wife's trunk sure is amazing, huh?
It's a Vuitton.
Tsune: M'am, another celery juice please.
Woman: Another one?
SFX: BASHAAAN GOTON SAH
Tsune: Hey, stop crying.
When you cry, all happiness runs away from you.
Sign: Water Bus
SFX: TOPA TOPA TOPA
Commuting by water bus feels so good.
That boy is dirty!
Akamatsu: Just a 15 minute boat trip got me seasick.......
I'm as frail as always.
SFX: FURA FURA (Tottering)
Akamatsu: ......Here it is!
Tsune: You're the new part-time lecturer?
SFX: GIRORI (glare)
Are you a student here?
Akamatsu: It's nice to meet you. I'm Tokyo University of Fine Arts 4th Year Oil Painting Department student Akamatsu......
Tsune: Introduce yourself later.
What I'm about to say is extremely important, so get the wax outta your ears and listen up.
Tsune: There's a beautiful woman in this classroom.
Tsune: Now, I say "beautiful", but not your average everyday beautiful.
She's incredibly beautiful. Ridiculously beautiful. Super total S-class beautiful.
She's 168 centimeters tall. And from top to bottom her measurements are 90-60-90. A dynamite body.
Jin-sensei's Tokyo University of Fine Art students which are shitty idiot art student part-time lecturers that have come here in the past all fall in love with that woman in a second, confess their love to her, get shut down by her, can't work well anymore, get depressed, become stalkers, get reported, drop out of school, become invalids, go back to the country, and then all go missing. You've probably heard the rumors, too, right?
Of course, that's not just lecturers. It's the same with the students. All the male students end up on that course to being an invalid.
That's right. What I'm saying is that woman is this classroom's model.
She does work as a drawing model for examinations to get into art colleges, as an oil painting portrait model, and lastly as a sketching nude model. ["Nude model" written really big.]
So if you're ready, come in.
SFX: OZUOZU (nervously)
Konaki Jijii is crying!!
Don't get fooled by the baby's cry and pick it up! It'll get as heavy as a stone!!
T/N: Konaki Jiji is a yokai (Japanese demon) in the local folklore of the Tokushima prefecture in Japan. Izumi is dressed like one. It resembles an old man but appears in the form of a baby. It is said to be found crying in remote mountain regions, and if a kind-hearted person picks it up to comfort it, it becomes heavy like a stone.
SFX: TOPA TOPA TOPA TO
Bottom: Chapter 1 Don't Mind Tears End ["End" is in the black box.]
[And there's a Starbucks Caramel Frapucchino. I like those.]