Toriko 280

Man, I love Takeshi... I wish I had time/resources to do that manga.

[Toriko 280 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Mappy: There it iiiiis!!
The entrance to the villaaaagr!!
Guys: Oo!!
We finally made it!!
'Bewitching Food Word'!!
Side: Now, to the center of Area 8----!!
Komatsu: !
SFX: YURAYURA
Title: 'Toriko'

Page 2:
SFX: YURAYURA
SFX: YURAYURA
SFX: YURAaa...
SFX: POH
SFX: YURAH YURARA
Mappy: OoooH! They shot up some fireworks to welcome uuus!!
Toriko: Man that was slow!!
That firework was creepy as hell!!
Sani: That wasn't flashy at all!! Even the sound it made was creepy!!
Is that seriously a welcome?
SFX: YURAaAA~~N.... YURAYURA YURAYURA

Page 3:
Branchi: Those guys...
They finally made it, eh...?
SFX: KARAN
Branchi: Okay you guys, rustle up some grub!!
'N hurry it up!!
We're havin'...
a feast tonight!!
Side: Welcome to the banquet of apparitions!!
Title: Gourmer 280 Bewitching Food World!!
Inserts: ☆Act 2, Gourmet World, now begins!! Jump Comics Volume 30 & the official Fan Book, Toriko Volume 29.5 are now both voraciously on sale!! Hurry to your local bookstore!!
☆To commemorate the Toriko fan book going on sale, in the July issue of Saikyou Jump the serialized authors will be drawing original ingredients!! There's also a giveaway of autograph papers from Shimabukuro-sensei!!
Author: Shimabukuro Mitsutoshi
Sign: Tengu Castle

Page 4:
Toriko: Terry, you guys stay here with Octo-chan by the entrance.
We're just gonna go give a little greeting
to that Daruma whatever guy...
Komatsu: I wonder if Branchi-san is the~~re?
Coco: We'll buy some delicious ingredients if there are any, Kiss.
Mappy: Ah, right, right. Did ya bring any ingredieeents?
Toriko: Hm? Why?
Mappy: In 'Bewitching Food World'... or rather, anywhere in 'Gourmet World', you need to 'barter' to do anything. [quotes white]
That goes for getting food to eat, buying things, and getting a place to sleeeep.

Page 5:
Toriko: I see...
Komatsu: So money doesn't have any value, huh?
Coco: Well, I suppose that's natural...
Zebra: I never had any money ta begin with.
Sani: That's 'cause you just steal everything.
Mappy: Okay, let's gooo!
Things: MEeE
MEeEE
T/N: "Me" is Japanese for "eye".
SFX: NUH... NUAA
Komatsu: GYAAAA! Something popped out!!
Mappy: OOooooh! You don't see that too often! Some 'Eyemuds' showed uuup!
This place sure is welcomiiing!
Handwritten: What are these?!
Eyes: MeeEE
MEeEE
Sani: They're gross!! What the hell are these disgustin' creatures?!!
Someone: The Bewitching Food World sure is strange, isn't it...?
Toriko: Hahha! This looks fun!
Zebra: ..........

Page 6-7:
Zebra: Get lost.
SFX: BIKUH
Komatsu: Z... Zebra-san, that was mean...
SFX: SHIIIN... (Silence)
Mappy: Okaaay! We made iiiit!
Toriko: Oooh!!
Mapp: This is 'Bewitching Food World'!!
Toriko: Man, this place looks busy!!
SFX: WAI WAI

Page 8:
Guys: Welcoooome
to our village!!
T/N: That guy in the center is Takeshi, the main character of Shimabukuro's first manga, Seikimatsu Leader Den Takeshi.
Sani: GROOOOSS!!!
Mappy: Ooh! Hey everybodyyy! Sorry we took so loooong!
Guys: Good work, Mappyyy!
Hery: Man, it's been so long since humans have visited this villaaage.
This's actually pretty amazing.
Sani: Who the hell is this guy?!!
What kinda creature is he?!
Mappy: He's a guy that lives next to the cram school that the little brother of that famous Numerihyon's grandson, Takeshi!
T/N: Numerihyon's grandson is a reference to the Jump manga "Nurarihyon no Mago" (Grandson of Nurarihyon). A Nurariyhyon is another Japanese demon (Youkai).
Handwritten: And boy, do I live there.
Sani: I don't get it at all!!
Who the hell's Numerihyon?!

Page 9:
Komatsu: WUAAAAH! It's a Nopperabouuuu!!
T/N: A Nopperabou is another legendary creature with a featureless face.
Mappy: This is Nopekichi, the one-eyed kiiid.
Komatsu: But he doesn't have a face!!
Guy: Yes I do.
In Bubble: Look
Komatsu: SO SMALL!!
Roach: Jyo...
Mappy: This guy's a cockroach that evolved on Mars
and he's a Great Spider Gorilla, *Gorirou".
T/N: The cockroach thing is a reference to the Young Jump manga Terraformars. It's good, go read it.
Gori: UHO
Sani: You're gross!! And you're gross!! I don't wanna be involved with any 'a you!!
And wait, there are cockroaches on Mars?!
Asterisk: *Gunma Prefecture 岩井翔-san's work!!
Toriko: Oh, hold on a sec! I smell something good!
This smell...
it's takoyaki!!
Komatsu: Let's go!
Coco: Oh, you're gonna eat already...?
T/N: Takoyaki are ball-shaped snacks that contain octopus.

Page 10:
Toriko: UOOOH! It's huuuge!!
Komatsu: Th.. This is a giant takoyaki pan, isn't it?!!
How much do we need to trade for this takoyaki?!
Guy: Welcooome!!
Oh, so you guys're the customers the "village chief" said were coming, eh?!! [quote white]
SFX: DODON
Guy: It's rare we get any human customers here.
How many should I fry up for ya?
Toriko: Fry 'em all!!
Guy: Huh?
Toriko: We'll take all ya've got!
Komatsu: WAAAAA! There's so many of them!!
How many can you fry at once on this big iron plate?!!
SFX: JYU JYUUUU

Page 11:
Guy: Two thousaaand!!
SFX: KIKIN
Guy: HIYAH!!
SFX: SHUBABA
Guy: !!
SFX: GURURURUN
Komatsu: Huh?! He flipped over 2,000 of them at once?!
In Bubble: And one of those was like a softball
Guy: HEHHE
Komatsu: I can use Food Honor, and something this size would even be impossible for me!!
SFX: NOEEE
Guy: Kay, that's one order 'a 'Eyeball Takoyaki' fer ya!!
Toriko: Uooo! Itadakimaaaasu!!
SFX: HOKU HOKU (Steaming)
Toriko: YUOOOM!! SO GOOD!!! It's fluffy and syrupy and the inside has a chewy texture!!
I'm gonna get addicted to this stuff!!
Sani: I think I'll pass...
In Bubble: Gross..
SFX: JYUKOR JYUKORI

Page 12:
Guys: Welcome, welcome!
We've got some delicious brains frying uuup!
Woman: Oh, humans! [Heart]
Hey, humans, would you like to come for a drink?
Top Sign: Evil Hormones
Lower Sign: 1 Hour just 3,000 Yen
SFX: WAI WAI
Zebra: Ah?
Woman: Ah, I'm sorry...
So that wasn't a human...
In Bubble: Was it an oni?
SFX: ZOIH
T/N: An oni is an ogre-like demon.
Komatsu: It sure is lively around here, Mappy-san!
I never imagined 'Bewitching Food World' would be such a fun place!
I figured it for a scarier, creepier place.
Sani: It's plenty creepy!!
Right Sign: Heart Shish Kebabs
Left Sign: Youkai Ramen
Komatsu: Aaaaah! [Heart] They even sell cooking tools!
Can I go look for a sec?!!
Sign: Cooking Equipment
Komatsu: Amazing... Bewitching Food World pots and kitchen knives...
Hm?

Page 13:
Komatsu: This knife... I get the feeling I've seen it somewhere before...
In Bubble: The design...
Guy: That's a new work of mine!
About a year and a half ago, a human came to this village and taught me how to make it.
It was a rather large, taciturn man...
He was an undoubtedly skilled artisan!
Komatsu: A large, taciturn...
artisan...?
Coco: Heh. They even sell weapons and armor here...
"Dark Bandages", huh?
These look like they have pretty good defensive power. Maybe I'll buy some.
Top Left Sign: Transforming Raiment
Top Right SIgn: Transforming Sword
Right: Bizarre Mask
Left: Food Armor
Bottom: Dark Bandages
Sani: -----Haa... LEft and right...
there's nothin' but gross stuff... Hm? Cans only for people 18 and up?
Sign: Tin Cans!!
18 And Up!
Good for beauty!
Sani: What're those? Good for beauty...?
In Bubble: Maybe I'll buy some and find out.
Sign: Pistachios

Page 14:
Can: Beauty Can
Pisachio Young Lady
18 and Up
SFX: GUH
SFX: PAKYO
SFX: KURI
SFX: KURIRI
Pistachio: Oh myyy
Sani: PIGYOAAAAH!!!
Komatsu: ?
I wonder what's wrong with Sani-san.
Toriko: Oh!
Asterisk: *The "Pistachio Young Lady" inside the tin can is Tokyo's Kendou Kobayashi-san's work!!

Page 15:
Toriko: There's a Zosui shop here, everybody!!
T/N: Zosui is a kind of Japanese rice soup. Ojiya is another name for it.
Komatsu: Let's go!!
C'mon, Sani-san!!
Sign: Medama's Ojiya
Zosui
SFX: KAN KAN KAN KAN
SFX: IRA IRA (Annoyed)
Guy: Here's your *"Eyeball Ojiya"!! [quote white]
Sani: Eyeballs in this, too?!! What the hell's with this village?!!
Toriko: ITADAKIMWAAAAS!!
Asterisk: *"Eyeball Ojiya" is Fukuoka Prefecture's Penname 山路宏-san's work!!
Toriko: UMOOOOH!!
Ultra-good!!
Sani: I don' want it!! I'll just eat a banana!!
GYAAAA! What the hell is thiiis?!!
Somebody: It's called *'Bananattou'!!
SFX: NEBAAA (Sticky)
Asterisk:*'Bananattou' is Okayama Prefecture's 原田貫司-san's work!!
T/N: Nattou is a sticky fermented soybean dish.
SFX: IRA IRA IRA (Annoyed)

Page 16:
Toriko: But man, all these ingredients that don't circulate in Human World are exciting!!
Komatsu: They sure are. That was fun, wasn't it?
Sani: It wasn't fun at all!!
Mappy: Everyone, how about we get going to the village chief's plaaace?
Zebra: Like hell. Next is booze. There was a Bewitching Food Bar over there.
SFX: IRA IRA IRA IRA IRA IRA (Annoyed)
Sign: Bewitching Food Bar
Toriko: Cheeers!!
Coco: I'm drinking *'Ghost Ole'.
Asterisk: *'Ghost Ole" is Saitama Prefecture's Penname Cheesecake Tart-san's work!!
Toriko: What a taaaste!! 'Bewitching Food Beer' is too good!!
Thank you, Bewitching Food World, thank you!!
Komatsu: Bewitching Food World's alcohol sure is strong, isn't it?!!
Even I can drink it pretty easily but... I feel drunk...
Zebra: Hey, bring some more!!
In face, bring all the booze this place's got, dammiiit!!
SFX: IRA IRA IRA IRA IRA IRA IRA IRA (Annoyed)

Page 17:
Toriko: A~~~~h, I feel kinda tipsy...
Komatsu: It sure feels good, doesn't i~~~~t...
In Bubble: I sure drank a lot.
Well, after all this, maybe we should head home...?
Coco: Yeah...
Zebra: Yeah, let's get goin'...
Sani: I feel like we seriously forgot somethin', but let's just go already!
SFX: BAKYUUU
Guys: !
SFX: KAKAN
Side: A heartfelt reunion?!!
Branchi: You guys're soooooo slooow!!!
How long're you gonna keep me waitin', eh?!!! Hurry 'n get to my shop!!!
And whadda ya mean yer goin' home?!!!
What'd you guys come here for?!!! I got some food ready for ya!!!
It was the first time I did it in a while!! I'm ser'sly gonna beat the shit outta you!!! [On the right]
What about me, huh?!! [This is on the left]
Toriko: Ah
Bottom: Toriko
...Gourmet 280
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