Villains and Policemen
This was probably the easiest chapter of Gintama ever...
[Gintama 505 Translation by Kewl0210]
Insert: An attack in the air---!!
SFX: HYAGAAA GOKIH
Looks like Hijikata-san's intuition was right.
Man, I really snuck into a crazy place.
At this rate, I'm gonna be the only soldier left.
Man, it's such an honor.
A boorish samurai like me getting to play the role of the last royal retainer protecting the main vessel as it's about to fall.
SFX: ZA ZA
Okita: The heads of the enemies and the heads of my master
pretty much depend on this one blade.
please don't make a face like that.
At least for now, I'm your comrade.
Kamui: Ah, sorrrrry. I thought I with my umbrella open I could make that jump, but I guess not.
SFX: GARA GARA
Who's this hoodlum Sheeta?
T/N: Sheeta is a character from the Studio Ghibli movie Castle in the Sky Laputa.
Kamui: Please don't make a face like that.
I'm your comrade.
Insert: Two violent people face off---!!!
Title: Lesson 505
Villains and Policemen
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Fake: Is this the end?
You did quite well infiltrating the shinobi and destroying us from the inside.
you have committed a terrible crime!!
SFX: DO DOH
Taka: I sure have.
It's like cutting tofu.
Taka: Well, it looks like we missed.
We ended up with a fake.
Y... You bastards will never take Shogun-sama's head...
Taka: Is that so?
We never had all that much interest in that from the start.
He's just side entertainment.
What we've really been seeking is not his head.
Taka: It's you guys. The Shogun's limbs.
Hit or miss, if we pull up all the roots, the head will fall on its own.
Guy: Y... You bastard...
It can't be. You bastards...
Taka: It's not just here.
We scattered men in every area.
All of the shogun's power will be...
Fake: I-Impossible! You're just a bunch of Joui ronin.
How could you have the power to bring down such a gigantic military force?
Enough power to make an entire country sink...?
Wh... Who is it?
Who in the world is your ringleader... Where is he?
Taka: In the hell where you're about to go.
Kamui: Okay, cleanup's all done.
Now we should be able to fight each other without worrying about anything.
You should hurry up and take care of that thing.
If you've got something hindering you, you can't go on an all-out rampage, right?
Okita: Hey, are all people that have umbrellas open 24 hours a day in good weather
Kamui: You're the same way, aren't you?
You can't pull the wool over the same stupid eyes.
You don't really care about the Shogun's head, right?
You just wanted to come here because you got a whiff of the smell of blood.
They're the eyes of a murderer.
Kamui: You can't feel alive unless you're on a battlefield surrounded by death.
No matter how many villains you cut down, that thirst is not quenched.
You've been looking for someone strong like me
and I've been looking for someone strong like you. Right?
So relax. If you're saying you can only cut down villains,
Kamui: then I'm one hell of a villain.
try to hit
Okita: Send the next one right here.
Okita: Aim reeeal good this time.
If you miss, I'm opening a hole in your belly,
space villain dude.
Don't make light of the end of the world.
SFX: KARAN GARAN
SFX: DOH KARAN
Kamui: That was... from a corpse?
Mai: Y-You're all right?!!
SFX: HAA HAA
Mai: Hurry, you must run. There are bombs planted all over...
Escape in a lifeboat...!!
Soyo: Wait, Okita-san is going to get swallowed by the explosions.
And Dear Brother still hasn't...!!
G-iya, where is Dear Brother?
He's safe, isn't he?!! He's okay, right?!!
G-iya, why aren't you saying any...
Guy: Quit standing around. Hurry and get her out of here, will ya?
Okita: Hurry, get goin'.
SFX: ZAN ZAN
Okita: Just one of these monsters is too much for me.
And there's 10 of them.
I dunno how many minutes I can buy you.
Abu: Hey, Captain.
I told you not to just go off on your own like that.
Kamui: What a crappy boat. I was just getting to the good part.
Handwritten: If only these explosions didn't get in the way...
Abu: Yeah, the good part. If that thing were just a few inches over, I would've been bidding farewell to an idiot that's always causing me trouble.
SFX: MUKU (Pout)
Kamui: Hold on a bit. I'll clean this up soon.
Abu: We're not waiting. Sorry but I'd rather not go down with this ship.
And anyhow, it's
Hattori: Hold it right there.
If you want a head,
if you want the Shogun's head, I've got it right here.
Insert: The sad truth---
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