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Translations: Gintama 566 by kewl0210 , One Piece 807 by cnet128 , Bleach 652 by cnet128

Gintama 505

Bad guys and cops.

+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Aug 7, 2014 05:50 | Go to Gintama

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(Side text- An air attack!!)
(Sfx- DOOON *doom*)
(Sfx- Gapaaan *blllorsh*)

(Sfx- Gauuu *fwoop*)
(Sfx- Higaaaaah *ssshhhhgh*)
(Sfx- Dooouuu *thoook*)
(Sfx- Hyaaannn *fwaaan*
(Sfx- Dogooohhh *thooook*)
(Sfx- Shaaaan *sshhft*)
(Sfx- Dooon *thok*)

Okita: Man….
Hijikata-san was right after all….
This is one hell of a place that I went and infiltrated…
(Sfx- Zuhhh *sfft*)
Okita: At this rate am I gonna be the last soldier remaining?
Though gotta admit I’m honored…
That a bumkin samurai like myself is gonna play the role of loyal retainer on the main vessel until it falls….
(Sfx- Zaah zaaah *sfft shfft*)
Okita: The fate of my master’s head and that of my enemies…
Will be decided by my single blade.
Don’t make a face like that okay?
I’m on your side for the time being.

(Sfx- Dogaaaah *thooooom*)
Kamui: Whoopsie! Thought I could make the jump if I opened my umbrella…guess that’s a no.
(Sfx- Gara gara *clatter*)
Okita: Yo…
What sorta punk are you Sheeta?
(TN- Laputa reference. You know how much Sorachi loves those.)

Kamui: Aww, don’t look at me like that….
(Side text- Two violent men face each other!!)
Kamui: We’re the same after all ---lets be buddies!
Lesson 505: Bad guys and cops.
(Sfx- Gogogogo *rmmmmmble*)
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah *roaaar*)

Dude: This is it huh?
I’ll grant that you’ve been able to infiltrate the shinobi and bring us destruction from our innards…
You have committed a grievous error!!
(Sfx- Doooh doooh *shhishh*)
Takasugi: Have I now…
It’s like cleaving tofu.

Takasugi: It would seem…
We messed up and got a fake lot.
(Sfx- Gigaaaaah *thooooom*)
Dude: Graaaah!!
You bastards….you shall never have the Shogun’s head…
Takasugi: Really now.
Let me tell you something…we were never interested in his head from the start.
It was a side dish.
The main course we’ve been aiming for wasn’t his head…

Takasugi: But you guys…his legs and arms.
Whether I miss or hit a bullseye, if I pull up everything around him the head will eventually roll off.
Dude: B—bastards…
Takasugi: We’re not just here…
We’ve got people everywhere…
All of the Shogun’s authoritative power will be…
Dude: R—Ridiculous! You’re nothing but a bunch of Joui rounin!
How could you have power enough to submerge a military force of this magnitude?
To bring an entire country to it’s knees…?
Wh—who is it…
The true mastermind of this….where is he?
(Sfx- Zuhhh *sffft*)
Takasugi: The very same hell that you’re going to.

(Sfx- Doohh *tok*)
Kamui: Awwright. I’m finished taking out the trash!
Now we can enjoy our fisticuffs to the fullest extent, yeah?
Oh, I’d advise you do something about your garbage too.
I mean if something’s holding you back then fighting full out is kinda hard.
Okita: Yeah, quick question. Are all of you people who use umbrellas all of the time even in good weather…
Out of your fucking minds?
Kamui: You’re the same right?
See you can’t fool a guy who’s got the same idiotic eyes.
You don’t give a damn about the Shogun or what happens to his neck do you?
You smelled blood here and you just haaaaad to come here and check it out.
You’ve got the eyes of a murderer.

Kamui: Being on a battle field filled with the dead and dying really gets you going.
You can cut down bad guys endlessly, but you’re still thirsty for more.
You’ve been looking for someone like me…
And I’ve been looking for someone like you….someone strong.
(Sfx- Gacharrii *clack*)
Kamui: Take it easy bro, if you can only cut bad guys down to size…
(Sfx- Doooon *thooom*)
(Sfx- Dosasaa *thump*)
Kamui: Then I’m as bad as they come.

(Sfx- Karann *clatter*)
Okita: Then…
Make sure you aim better asshat.
(Sfx- awawwa*)
Okita: Next time…aim here.
(Sfx- Ton *tap*)
Okita: Open your eyes and make it count this time…
Cause if you miss again, Imma open a bigass hole in your chest.
Don’t go underestimating Earth’s cops….
Space badguy.

(Sfx- Kakaaahhh *sdssssh*)
(Sfx- Gogoohhh *thooom*)

(Sfx- Garaaan *clatter*)
(Sfx- Garaan *clack*)

(Sfx- Gopaaan *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Dohhh *thok*)
(Sfx- Karaan *clack*)
(Sfx- Dokuuun *throoob*)
(Sfx- Dooohh *thok*)

(Sfx- Goohhh *hooom*)
Kamui: That’s a corpse’s arm….?

(Sfx- Zuboooh *fwoooom*)
(Sfx- Dookaaaaahhh *booooom*)
Soyo: Kyaaaaaah!!!
(Sfx- Gooooohhhh *booooooom*)

Soyo: Okita-san!
Maizou: Princess!!
Soyo: G-iya!!
(TN- Still means ‘Greatly hated. Oh Soyo, even in times of duress you’re an ‘S’)
Maizou: A—are you okay?!
You must flee immediately!! There are bombs everywhere…
Take a lifeboat and escape!!
Soyo: We must wait…Okita-san will get engulfed by the explosions!!
Moreover, what about older brother?!
G-iya, where is my older brother?
He is okay right? He’s safe somewhere right?
Why aren’t you saying anything….
(Sfx- Ton *tok*)
(Sfx- Guraaah *wifft*)
(Sfx- Dosaaah *thud*)
Maizou: Princess!!
Okita: Quit rubbernecking and get her the hell out of here already.

Maizou: O—Okita-dono!!
(Sfx- Yoroo *wibble*)
Okita: Hurry up and beat it.
(Sfx- Zaaan zaan *doooom*)
Okita: I’m barely able to take on one of these monsters…
And now there are ten of them.
I dunno how much time I can buy for you guys…
Abuto: Boss…
What did we talk about in regards to running off on your own?
Kamui: Ugh, this boat sucks. We were just gonna get to the best part too…
Abuto: I won’t argue there. Seeing as if that thing were a little closer then we would be at the part where I’d would have been saying goodbye to a certain dumbass who’s always making my life harder.
(Sfx- Muku)

Kamui: Just gimmie a few minutes. I’ll be done cleaning up.
Abuto: How about not. I’m not a fan of going down in flames with sinking ships.
And in any case…
The cleanup is already done.
???: Hold it right there.
That’s enough.
If it’s a head you want…
I’ve already got the Shogun’s right here.
(Side text- A tragic reality….)

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