Gintama 562

[Gintama 562 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Insert: Blocking the Katsura faction's way is...?
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SFX: GOGOGO
Title: 'Gintama'
Shou: You're
one of the generals leading the Samruais, right?
Geez. I never wouldda thought man that beat the shit outta my unit
was a dainty guy with such a womanly face (zura).
Katsura: It's not Zura, it's Katsura.
Get out of my way, monkey. Unfortunately we do not have time to treat you to a millet dumpling or hang around India with you.
T/N: These are references to the monkeys in the legend of Momotarou and Journey to the West.

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Shou: I'm not a monkey.
I'm the Captain of the Harusame 4th Division and one of the Three Ominous Stars......
I am Neptune
Shoukaku!
Zura: That was so long!
Shou: ...Huh?
Zura: I mean, seriously long.
Your title
is too long and too hard to remember.

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Zura: Can't you make it more compact? Something more like 'It's not Zura, it's Katsura'? [quote bold]
Guy: ...Hey, I get what you're saying, but that's my title. Not much I can do.
Zura: I know you want to say the whole thing. But when you give all that information, the end result is none of it stays in anyone's head.
Shou: Well, I'm not really asking you to remember it all...
Zura: Oh, I see. Well if that's how you're going to do it, then so will I.
It's not Zura, call me the Leader of a Joui Faction, former member of the Joui Four Heavenly Kings, the Noble Youth of Madness, the man feared as Runaway Kotarou,
Katsura Kotarou, blood type AB's fortune for today is middle-luck so don't sweat the small things too much or you'll be met with misfortune!!
Shou: Uh, somewhere along the line there you stopped talking about titles or really much of anything.
Zura: If you ask me, I don't think anyone really cares about that Three Ominous Stars thing any more than your blood type being AB. I mean, who is going to remember that?!
Shou: ...Yes, I guess it is asking a lot. Is the part about my Three Ominous Stars that uninteresting?
Katsura: Basically, saying what you want to say most in a clear, concise, manner is what's important.
Shou: Okay, okay. That's enough, I get it already.
Eli: Who cares?! Could you hurry this up?!
Zura: Do you really understand, monkey?

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SFX: DOGAAA
Shou: I'm not a monkey,
SFX: ZAH
Shou: I am Shoukaku
the easy-going O-type!!

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Guys: You went for blood tyyyyyyype?!
SFX: DON
Zura: Come get me.
Shou...
Shouke... SHITTY MONKEEEEEEY!!
Somebody: So you still didn't remember iiiiiit?!!

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Insert: The beast inside
waits quietly for its moment to awake----
Title: Lesson 562
The Noble Youth of Madness
Author: Sorachi Hideaki

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SFX: GA KAH
Both: OOOOOOOO!!
SFX: GAGAGAGA
Shou: Hoh.
So this is the Samurai's 'Art of War'?
Shou: Taking on one of my attacks head on? That's almost like some kind of magic or witchcraft.
SFX: GARA GARA

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Zura: The art of war is not magic.
A broken pole is enough to shoo away a monkey in heat.
It's just some books that say things like that.
SFX: GA KI KII
Shou: Interesting!
I hate little tricks, too!! So you crawled your way up here using a broken pole?!!
Even if he obtains ships that traverse stars, man has not evolved!

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Shou: Forget standing on the moon, we want to stand on top of the enemies we've beaten to the floor!
Nothing's changed from the days when we crawled on the ground!
SFX: DODO
Shou: We're all monkeys!
So, let's see which one of us stands on top of Monkey Mountain!

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SFX: BAKUN
Zura: !!
SFX: DOGOO

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Shou: Aw dang.
Weren't you the one who said he was just using a broken pole?
Shou: Ya blew my teeth out!
SFX: PUSUPUSU (Smoldering)
Zura: Don't you know?

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Zura: Polls have
balls stuck to them.
SFX: KOROKORO (Roll)
SFX: DODON

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SFX: DOON DOON
SFX: DON DO
Zura: Elizabeth, ruuuuun!!
SFX: GACHA GACHA GACHA
Zura: An ambush. I expected as much...!!
SFX: GAGAGAGAGA
SFX: DODOON

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Zura: Elizabeth,
slip into the smoke from the bombs and run!!
No matter what happens next, don't stop running!
Don't look back!
Keep your head forward and keep running!
Can you do that?
Eli: You're asking that, now?
Katsura-san, we have never once stopped these legs of ours.
We've always been running with you, believing you were heading towards tomorrow.

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Eli: That's not going to change.
We
simply run
with you.

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Zura: Forgive me,
Elizabeth, everyone.
As I am now,
I have no chance of winning this fight.
As a general leading an organization,
I cannot beat that thing.
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 562
/ End

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Zura: So I must go back.
Not for the organization nor for my comrades.
I will swing my sword
for myself.
SFX: CHA
Zura: As a lone
samurai.
Insert: His wild nature seethes----!!