Gintama 570

Whew. Ok, well that's one chapter for 2 weeks.

[Gintama New Years 4-Koma Translation by Kewl0210]
Title:
Gintama
Sorachi Hideaki
Otoshidama
T/N: As mentioned in chapter 382, an otoshidama is an envelope of money given to children on new years which lends itself to endless puns.
Kagura: I still do not well understand this thing called an otoshidama.
Handwritten: Give me one.
Gin: Right ball or left ball? Do you really have the readiness to accept one?
'Otoshidama' (Fallen ball).
Oki: Hijikata-san, I accept your give with great thanks.
Narr: 'O-Toshi Dama' (Toshi's Soul)
Hase: People of earth, please share a little bit of money with me!!
'Otoshi Dama' (Money Crash)
Kagura: Just which of these is an otoshidama...?
Otose: Kagura, here's your otoshidama (new year's money).
Kagu: I-I do not want it!! What is in that thiiing?!!

[Gintama 570 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Insert: Cut your way through!!
Title: 'Gintama'
Narr: ---That man.
The form of him driving his way through the battlefield in that bloody wind
is truly
that of a demon.
Gin: So you're the general... huh?
Looks like I drew a winner.
We finally meet, huh?
Batou: Fuh.

Page 2:
Batou: And that samurai's name
was
Title: Lesson 570 Pit of the Stomach (Abyss of the Innards)
Insert: The newest, Jump Comics Volume 62 goes on sale 1/4 (Mon.)!!
The 'Shogun Assassination Arc' of the anime is now airing with great fanfare on TV Tokyo every Wednesday at 6PM!!
Batou: Bakuyasa.

Page 3:
Gin: Uh, no.
That's wrong.
Bat: ......Huh?
Gin: I mean, like, that ain't me.
Bat: Don't play dumb.
Even if you can pull the wool over the eyes of others, you will never fool my Satori, Bakuyasa.
Gin: I ain't Bakuyasa. I'm Shiroyasha.
Bat: ..........
Perhaps I did mishear the name.
But even if I shut my eyes and ears, this eye sees all.
That flabby double-chin of yours and that Idaho accent are undoubtedly those of the Bakuyasa.
Gin: Uh, you've got a whole list of mistakes right there. That sounds like a totally different guy. What is that eye looking at?
Bat: And inside you
I can see a person that has not changed at all from that era.

Page 4:
Bat: Is that...
a master?
Or it is
a friend? Or an enemy?
Fat guy: I can't lose here.
Until I reach that person
I cannot lose to anyone else!
Somebody: You want to become my disciple?
Sorry, but I don't remember saying I was taking any.
If you really want to become my disciple,

Page 5:
Gin: then go buy me some yakisoba bread.
Fat guy: Until that bread reaches him,
I cannot lose!!
Gin: Uh, no.
That was me.
Bat: ......
Gin: A long while ago, there was a greenhorn that came to me sayin' he wanted to be my disciple.
I figured he'd just die instantly the moment he entered a battle, so I put him on supply duty.
That guy was all looks and bite. So everybody called him Bakuyasa.

Page 6:
Bat: I see. I thought things didn't add up.
So the one I've been searching for for 10 years
was that yakisoba bread supplier.
Gin: That guy had zero talent for the sword, so he retired from the battlefield pretty quick.
He opened a candy shop on earth called 'The White Demon Human', but he got sued by somebody. [quote white]
T/N: I believe this is a reference to the character "Haku" from Naruto who had a similar title.
So next he opened a shop called the 'White Panty Hose' and got arrested for public obscenity.
So now he's doing some gray work.
Here, I wrote his address on here,
so if you wanna see him......
SFX: DOH

Page 7:
Bat: You say that I, the Star Sword King,
spent 10 years and was still not able to take down the likes of your underling?
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO
Bat: But in that case, that man whose life as a swordsman I took
is even lower than that.
I told you I could see.
Gin: ...Nope.
You still can't even see the tip of a samurai's topknot.
SFX: KUSHA
Gin: If you wanna know, then try looking into the pit of my stomach (abyss of my innards) with that eyeball.
Once you take a peak, you won't be able to come back. It could be a bottomless swamp for all I know.

Page 8:
SFX: DOGO
Bat: I'll look.
I'll cut that stomach wide open.
SFX: GARA GARA (CLATTER CLATTER)
End this performance.
You very nearly repelled my sword and avoided a fatal wound.
The action you will take next is...

Page 9:
Bat: From below.
SFX: DOH
Bat: You twisted half of your body to avoid a severe wound and attacked on that momentum.

Page 10:
Bat: You feinted with a roundhouse kick to pursue me
SFX: GAH
Bat: and then attack in a blind spot.
SFX: GOH
SFX: DON
SFX: GAKIII
Bat: What's wrong?
Is this as deep as a samurai goes?
SFX: MEKI MEKI?

Page 11:
Bat: Compared to this, your old self...
no, even your underling or whoever he was...
put up much more of a challenge.

Page 12:
SFX: GAKIIIN
Bat: .....!!

Page 13:
Gin: !!
SFX: DON

Page 14:
Bat: What is this?
Projections of killing intent?
Using this eye's special quality of showing even a person's state of mind,
he's pressuring me with only his killing intent.
Their killing intents are all sharpened to a level no different from that of his actual body.
This sensation is just like back then...
Gin: It's possible that your eye is too good.
If that eye picks up everything,
then it can lose sight of what it really wants to see while it's distracted.

Page 15:
SFX: DOFUH
Bat: ......I see.
The one I fought back then
really was not your underling or any such person.
It was what was behind him,
your killing intent, that struck me.

Page 16:
SFX: DODODODO
Bat: Back then,
the worldly thoughts of your hot-blooded underling got mixed into it
so I lost track of you, but...

Page 17:
Bat: this time, I won't let you get away.
Your target is...
my sword arm, my life as a swordsman.
SFX: DOKUN
And my target is
the true you.
Insert: After 10 years, their swords clash---!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 570
/ End