Gintama 573

[Gintama 573 Translation by Kewl0210]
Page 1:
Taka: Even now, I can see that sky that looks like it's about to start crying.
Somehow, it would seem that I fell from there.
Insert: A cloudy sky hangs overhead----
Title: 'Gintama'
Taka: I searched through my hazy memory.
Was I the first rain that that gloomy sky was unable to repress?
Or was I perhaps
the final rain that it let spill after bawling while trying to hold me back?
I feel like it may be either
yet I also feel like it may be neither.

Page 2:
Taka: The one thing
I can say with certainty
is that I'm
sick of rain.

Page 3:
Insert: I'd like to kill the crows of the universe and sleep late into the morning with you.
Insert: ☆The newest, Jump Comics Volume 62 is now on sale with great fanfare!!
☆The anime is airing every Wednesday at 6PM!!
The 'Farewell Shinsengumi Arc' finally begins this Wednesday, February 3rd!!
Title: Lesson 573 10 Years
Author: Sorachi Hideaki

Page 4:
[He's back folks.]

Page 5:
Utsuro: Takasugi
Shinsuke.
So you've returned, have you?
Here, to hell.
Taka: To all members of the Kiheitai,
trample the crows to deaaaaath!!

Page 6:
SFX: GOGAAA
SFX: WAAAA
Crows: Kill hiiiiim!!
Kill that maaaaan!!

Page 7:
[He sure is energetic this morning.]

Page 8:
Shin: Takasugi-san!
SFX: GAHH
SFX: DODOH GYAIN
Guys: !!
SFX: GOH
Shin: Gin-san!
SFX: GAKIIIN
Shin: GUH!!
SFX: GIGI

Page 9:
SFX: GAH

Page 10:
[Look how brave they are.]

Page 11:
Taka: Out of the way.
Before you bastards,
there's someone I have to greet.
GET OUT OF MY WAAAAAY!!

Page 12:
Guys: !!
SFX: DOH
Zura: I see.
SFX: GARA GARA
Zura: In that case, I will take the role of the tsuyuharai.
T/N: A tsuruharai is an attendant that accompanies a yokozuna during the ring entrance ceremony in sumo.
SFX: WAH
Zura: Exchange handshakes or fists as much as you'd like!!
Oboro: !!
Guys: !
SFX: GOGOGOGOGO

Page 13:
Saka: Noooow!!
SFX: GASHIN
Saka: Cut 'em looose!!
SFX: GOGOGO
Guys: !
SFX: DODODOO
Saka: Zuraa! Wouldja quit stokin' the flames?!!
Put yerself in my shoes as the guy always stoppin' those no-good brats' fights!!
No matter how many battleships I bring, it ain't gonna be enough!

Page 14:
Zura: Then all the more reason
for us to participate as well!
Saka: Sounds like a great idea!

Page 15:
[Look at 'em go.]

Page 16:
SFX: GA KA
Taka: Gintoki,
SFX: POTA POTA (DRIP DRIP)
Taka: it seems that humans
don't change that easily.
SFX: POTA (DRIP)
Taka: Even after dying once and 10 years passing,
everyone is just as idiotic as ever.
Gin: ............
I don't think so.

Page 17:
Gin: 10 years ago, we would have cut each other down.
SFX: GAH
SFX: DO
Taka: I see. So we learned to save the part that's the most fun for last?
SFX: DOSASA DOSHA

Page 18-19:
Taka: We really have become fine, upstanding adults.
Gin: Yeah, right. ["right" in italics.]
Insert: Four people led by a checkered fate-----
Their destines intersect once again!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 573
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