Gintama 582

[Gintama 582 Translation by Kewl0210]
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SRFX: DOGOO
SFX: ZUSHAAA
Umi: Stop this,
Kamui.
Insert: His own child bares his fangs at him...!!
Title: Lesson 582 Crystal
Author: Sorachi Hideaki

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Umi: Believe in me.
I'll save Mom. I promised you that.
I'll find how to do it soon.
Wait!!
Kamui!! There's something I want to show you...
SFX: GAH GOH GA GA
SFX: GASHIII
Umi: Kamui!!
SFX: FUH
SFX: DON
SFX: DODOOO
Umi: Look at this!!
With, this, Mom will...

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SFX: DOGO
Kamui: The one who said to get stronger
to protect the family was you, wasn't it?
So even if I have to tear your arm off,
SFX: DOH
Kamui: I'm bringing mom with me.
SFX: KORO... (Roll)

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Kamui: Even if we're not a family anymore,
I'm going to protect her.
SFX: DOON
SFX: GAH
SFX: DOH

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Kamui: Both what you tried to protect
and what I tried to protect
are now
gone.

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Kamui: I threw away my family
and couldn't even protect that person,
so now
all I have left is to become stronger.
All I have left
is to surpass that man.

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Kamui: So,
Kagura,
let me go.
SFX: DON
Kamui: Please
don't get in my way anymore.
That face...
That voice...
SFX: DON DON

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Kamui: Don't
let me see them anymore.

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SFX: DODOON
SFX: GOGAGA
SFX: DOOON DOON
Abuto: I can't take a single step.
My body won't do what I tell it to do.
Is this like
when a frog gets paralyzed when it's stared down by a snake?
In that case, that frog
isn't unable to move only because of fear.
Maybe it's wasn't the snake that couldn't avert its eyes,
it was the frog.

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Abuto: Maybe the frog was just fascinated.
By not a snake, but a dragon.

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Umi: I've never felt this sensation before.
To fight with him,
this planet
feels too confined.
My weapon can't keep up with me.

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Umi: My body is
a hindrance.
Everything feels like
it's coiling around my legs and fettering me.
Against that thing,

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Umi: against that man
who does not have the fetter of death,
just being alive
becomes a fetter.
SFX: GOKI
Abuto: Two dragons
are eating each other's tales.
It's something that can happen when two equally matched fighters go at it against each other.
It's a battle that's very similar to self-destruction.
In order to create an opening in the enemy's defenses, you need to your own tail be eaten and eat the enemy.
It's a war of attrition where they bot cut away at each other's limbs.
Even if you've consumed your opponent, there's no guarantee you'll have a body left after that.
In this fight, only one thing is a guarantee.

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Abuto: But no one can fully devour
that infinite dragon.
Against that dragon that can keep regrowing its head as many times as it wants,
challenging it to a battle like this
is no different from eating your own tail.
Kouka: I can't live anywhere but on this planet.
That is why I'm here.
Umi: ----Kouka,
I even let you, an immortal, die.
I was an idiot of a husband.

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Umi: But there are some things only an idiot like that can do.
Please,
lend me your strength
so I can
protect our family.
Abu: Umibouzu, are you still trying to eat as you're eaten?
It's useless.
No matter how many times you try, you'll be the only one getting eaten.
If you keep this up...
!!
Umibouzu, you... No way...!!

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Someone: ..........
What are you doing?
Umi: I've
quit being held back by fetters, too.
So I'm trying to rip this immortal's soul
out of his body by force.

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Umi: You need to be prepared to throw away your body
and duke it out purely as souls, too.
SFX: DOH
Utsu: Even if you try to crush my heart,
it won't make me disappear.
The only one who'll disappear
is you, Umibouzu-san.
Umi: It's not just your heart that I've got in my palm,
it's a present for my wife.
An Altana crystal.
It's a crystal containing condensed Altana
that is formed in the Ryuuketsu that Altana spouts from.
T/N: Ryuuketsu = Dragon Hole

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Umi: You immortals were born from the power of planets.
Without the Altana of the planets you were born on, you can't survive.
You seem to still have Altana remaining in your body,
but if that runs out, you won't be immortal anymore. The Altana of another planet doesn't work, it loses its function.
Unfortunately, my wife's planet's Altana was all died up. A planet of death.
In order to save my wife, I searched all over that planet scrounging up any of these crystals I could find.
In the end, even using these, I could only extend her life a little bit.
I never dreamt that I'd find another use for them.
You were born on Earth?
I wonder what'll happen if I crush this crystal from a different planet together with your heart and release its Altana?
Utsu: I wonder which will be faster, you crusting my heart
or me cutting you in half?
Umi: Dunno. But one thing I do know

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Umi: is that I'm the type of guy
that buys his presents for his wife a month in advance.
Insert: The husband's resolve for what he wishes to protect----!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 582
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