Gintama 621

[Gintama 621 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Big Center Text: Go forth and attack!!
Right Orange: Breaking past the 13-year mark!!
White and blue: TV Anime now on-air!
Red: Opening Color Pages for the White-Hot Final Arc!!

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Top Red: ☆Opening color pages to celebrate breaking past the 13-year milestone and for the white-hot final arc!!
Blue White Middle: With these hands,
Edo,
the future-----
Big Left: Gintama
Author Left: Sorachi HIdeaki
Bottom: The "Gintama" TV Anime is now being broadcast!! Check the previous page for details!! The manga starts on page 25!!

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Sou: This is the end of your pretend war.
Ougai.
Right: 'Gintama'
Insert: The situation takes a sudden turn...!!
Title: Lesson 621
Watch Out for the 7 Times Tables
Sou: Out first target is to restore communications
with the rear camp which were cut off by this virus cannon.
We'll have to clean up those scattered nanomachine viruses so we'll be able to use our weapons once again.
There's far too much wastefulness in your method, Ougai.
At the rate you're going, your job will never be done.
People of Earth,
produce the one that created that virus cannon.
If you don't obey, we'll kill the women.
And if you don't know, we'll kill them anyhow.

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Sou: For every 10 seconds we don't get a response, we'll kill one woman.
So if you know, you'd better spit it out soon.
If you don't know, then you'd better get looking.
Shin: S-
Stop!
Sou: This is
how you handle women and children.
SFX: JAKI
Guys: Y-
You bastards...!!
Otose: Excuse meee!
The one you're looking for
is right here.

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Gin: That voice...
Old bat!!
Tae: O-
Otose-san, Gengai-san!!
Otosoe: The one that broke all your ships is this old geezer, the number one inventor in Edo.
And the one that ran the whole operation is this old granny.
Sou: Hoh.
I sure didn't expect the man himself to suddenly just step up.
Gen: I made that machine to protect the people of Edo.
If it ended up making people die, I'd be puttin' the cart before the horse.
If it's between the lives of women that may bear children someday.
to this old dottard that's only good for complaining and lectures, it's no contest.

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Gen: Be it hell or wherever, go ahead 'n take me.
If ya still need hostages, rather than those little brats, take this nice woman here who's a knack at pouring drinks.
In exchange, we ask that you retreat from this city temporarily.
..........You all did a great job.
But now
it's time to call it quits.
Gin: .........!!
Guy: Hold it a secooooond!!
Whadda ya think yer doin', taking it upon yerself ta wrap things up like that?
Ya think you can take all the glory for yerself 'er somethin'?!

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Katsuo: The one who went 'n made that virus cannon
is none other than I, Professor Kurogoma Katsuooooo!!
SFX: ZAN
People: I'm the number one professor in Edo and that's the masterpiece I risked life and limb ta create!! I sure as hell can't have ya trying ta take credit from me!!
Tell 'em how much hardship I went through makin' that thing, assistants!!
Guys; You sure did, anik- PROFESSOR!! Really sounded like a rough time!! [Everything from "professor" on is in weird font]
Katsuo: Tell 'em exactly what parts were the hardest, dangit!!
Guys: Uh... W-Well, there was a lot of adding and subtracting. That was really hard.
Katsuo: 'Re you guys morons?!! Ya can't make somethin' like that with a bunch of addition and subtraction!!
I did lots 'a multiplication, too, ya know?!! Ya can't be a professor unless ya know yer multiplication tables!!
The 7 times tables were real tough. No matter how much I do it in my head, I keep almost sayin' 7 x 8 = 68...
Someone: Hey, what is all this? Are you not the one that made it?
There's no question. Some idiot that doesn't even know his multiplication tables couldn't make that thing.
Exactly right.
SFX: ZAH

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Kyou: A machine is like a woman. Unless you handle it delicately, it will easily break down.
Those chimpanzees and that unrefined old man could never make that machine.
But with the wiles of Professor Kyoushirou, both machines and women can be easily handled.
Shin: You, too, Kyoushirooooou?!!
The only machine here is your face!! You plastic surgery monster!!
Kyou: That's also a part of my research. If you must take someone, please take me.
I'll stop the nanomachine virus and whatever else you'd like. However...
if your the girls of your planet become imprisoned by the virus I've sprinkled about, I won't take responsibility.
Katuso: Hey, I got plenty 'a viruses too, ya know!!
People: Yours are nothing but STDs.
Katsu: Who'd ya say's got ringworm, bastard?!!
Guy: Aniki!! Nobody specifically mentioned ringworm.
Narr: ----Yes.
Perhaps all men
are professors with virus cannons between their legs.
Kid: Uh, that's definitely not right! You can only try to force a metaphor so much, Aniki!!

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Narr: If you must take someone, take this Hardboiled Professor. Just let me do crossbreeding research!!
Kid: Why're you the only one whose got a weird intentions?!!
Someone: If you all go, it'll just be an embarrassment to the Earth. Let me represent the planet and I'll cut down a thousand.
Someone: You toooo?!! Then I want in on this, too!!
SFX: GYAA GYAA
T/N: This phrase, cut down a thousand (Sennin giri) means "to kill a thousand to test one's skill" or colloquially "to have sex with a thousand people".
Ninjas: Enough of this!!
We do not have time for this farce!! Who is the real one?!!
Gen: Geez. Then let me ask you all,
specifically, how do you intend on stopping that virus?
Guys: ...........
...I'll be leavin' the details to my assistants.
You'll need ta ask them.
Kyou: Me, too.
Narr: A man is a creature that relies on his assistants.
Somebody: Okay, then where are the assistants?!
Guys: Heeeey! Assistants! Come on ooooout!! Make it fast or we'll kill one woman every 10 seconds!!
So we're just back at the beginning?!
Guys: Here!
If it's assistants you're looking for,
we're right here!

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SFX: ZAN
Guys: What the hell do you think you're doing?!!
Don't move!!
Guys: You said you wanted the ones that made the machine to step forward
Well, as you can see,
the ones that made it,
and the ones that are protecting this city,
are us.
If you're going to take us, take all of us.

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Guys: You guys...
Nnjas: ......Is that
your answer?
So you have no intention of throwing away old geezers,
women,
or anyone at all?
And if you're going to fall,
you're all prepared to fall here together?
......There is no need.
There is no need for everyone to die.

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Samurai: Leave the old man
and just kill everyone else.

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Sou: Women that may someday bear children?
What "someday" is there for you?
There's no need for men or women on a dying planet.
We haven't the slightest intent of bargaining with creatures that had no future to begin with.

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Sou: The only ones we're doing business with are the Liberation Army.
Now, finish the job.
Someone: I feel the same way.
I have no interest in doing business with those with no future either.

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Otose: The one we're doing business is over here.
Took your time, didn't you?
Buying time isn't easy, ya know?
SFX: GOFAA

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Tae: Shin-chan...?
What is this...?
Someone: THank goodne~~ss!
Looks like we managed to make it in ti~~me!
Good job watching the pla~~ce!
You did amazing holding out that whole ti~~me! But it's all okay now.

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Pirako: The king of this city
has returned.
Someone: Wh-What is this?!!
Th-The floor...!!
!!
SFX: OOOOO
Someone: Wh-Who's there?!
Show yourself!!
Jiro: Good to see you.
SFX: ZAU
Jiro: I was born and bred in Edo's Kabuki-Chou.
I was on my long journey of atonement for my many sins,
but I couldn't easily forget my hometown or abandon a promise to my dear friends.
So now to my shame, I've had to come back still covered in sin.
...But just for today, I will say my name once again.
I...

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Jiro: am friend to Terada Tatsugorou and guardian of Kabuki-Chou,
Doromizu JIrochou.
Insert: For this man's promise----!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 621
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