Gintama 629

[Gintama 629 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Title: 'Gintama'
Insert: What is the Yato's goal...?
Yato: Gengai, was it?
We are aware that it was mostly your doing
that allowed the Earthlings to force the Liberation Army to succeed.
Even if you searched the entire galaxy. I don't think you could find another that could sink a fleet of that scale in one day.
So taking that into consideration, I'd say you're the only one that can put this back to normal as well.
Gengai: So ya capture the old man that doesn't even have paper ta wipe his own ass
to wipe yer asses for ya?
You guys decided that instead 'a helpin' yer comrades while they were gettin' beaten you'd just watch as it happened from above. So why start gettin' involved now?
You guys were already totally disconnected without me havin' ta do anything.

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Yato: We have no intentions of fighting alongside idiots that underrate their enemies and act on their own while we have no means of contacting our headquarters.
Unless you amputate the rotting limbs, before long the poison will spread to the whole body.
We know better than to underestimate you.
Not after this planet sunk the great Night King...
We will defeat you after we've regrouped the army.
Gengai, stop that nanomachine virus.
Guys: Emergencyyyy!
Old Man Gengai's been...

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SFX: GARARA
Hiji: Gengai's fallen into the enemy's hands!!
SFX: WAH DONCHAN DONCHAN GYAHAAA
Tsuku: Aah?
You say s'mthin'?
SFX: HICC
Hiji: No, nothing at all.
SFX: SUUU PATAN

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Insert: A silent Edo castle...
Title: Lesson 629
Logic is Essential to Solving Mysteries
Matsu: Good work out there.
Next we'll be monitoring the enemy's movements and making preparations based on them.
This night doesn't feel right.
It got so quiet it feels unnatural.
Even the guys that were in a chaotic fervor should've cooled their heads by now.
May it ain't that they can't make a movie, it's that they're choosin' not to.
I'll bet they're holdin' their breath, sitting stock still waitin' for somethin' ta come.

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Matsu: Bonus stages ain't things that go on for too long.
Not that I wouldn't like to take a rest while I can.
Soyo: Can't sleep either,
Nobume-san?
Nobu: Not only did I get injured so I'm nothing but a burden, but I can't even manage to rest.
So the least I can do is watch over you so you can rest easy, Hime-sama.
Soyo: Sorry for giving you such trouble.
Honestly, I'll be fine. You're the one who should be resting, Nobume-san.
Nobu: Once HIme-sama goes to sleep, I will also go to Z~~~
Soyo: Um, you're already sleeping, Nobume-san!
I'm sorry. You were probably exhausted and I woke you up.

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Soyo: The Yorozuya has already left body guards to watch over me.
My bed had a vigilant guard, so please, go rest, Nobume-san.
Ah, really!! I'll just be going straight back to bed...
SFX: JAKIN
Nobu: Ofuh. This feels so niiiZ~~~~
Soyo: Nobume-san, I'm sorry. I don't really know how to play the straight man...
Ah, but that really does look comfy.
Maybe now I'll be able to get to sleep...
SFX: MOFU (FLUFF)
Soyo: ...........
Now that I think about it,
something like this happened before.
I was being selfish, saying I was lonely and couldn't sleep,
and had everyone sleep together with me.
Back then... I never thought there'd be a night like this.

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Soyo: I never thought
there'd be such a truly lonely night.
Nobu: .........
Hime-sama.
The ones that made you and your brother meet with such misfortune
is because of us, the Hitotsubashi faction.
If we hadn't made the choices we did,
then Shigeshige-sama wouldn't have...
I... honestly
have no right to be sitting next to you...
Soyo: ..........
I think tonight might be the first time I'll sleep soundly in quite a while.
The same as back then.
You were by my side the whole time, acting as my personal security.
I don't understand everything that happened, but I know you forgot about your position
and protected me and my brother many times.

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Soyo: I think it's all okay then, don't you,
Nobume-san?
You know my pain,
just like I know yours.
That's enough of a reason
for you and me
to spend this night together, isn't it?
Nobume-san,
let's make it through this night togeZ~~~~
Nobu: Hime-sama, I don't really know how to play a straight man either.

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SFX: GAGAGAGA BIKUH (SURPRISE) PIIII
Nobume: What is that?!!
SFX: ZAZA
SFX: ZAZAZA PIIII
Nobu: The radio...?!
The broken radio the security people left is...
Someone: Re...
s...
Please
respond...
Soyo: A signal...!!
Right now, not only all signals, but all machines in Edo should not be working...
And...
that voice...!!
SFX: ZAZA... ZA ZA
Someone: ...Is... anyone there...?
Please...
Soyo: ...Yes?
Someone: ...I got... through...
Who...
is this...?

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Soyo: This is Shigeshige's little sister, Soyo.
Nobunobu-sama...
it's you, isn't it?
SFX: ZAZAZA
People: !!
Is this...!!
We did iiiit!!
We restored contact with Earth!!
It was just as we'd analyzed! So the enemy's nanomachines really did destroy all the machines?!
They hit the central system, so by constructing the system through a different location...
You tech guys really pulled through! Great job coming up with a counter-plan in such a short time frame...!!
SFX: WAI WAI (CHeering)

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Enshou: What're you so happy about, you simpletons!!
SFX: KAH
En: We haven't resolved a thing yet!
We still can't approach the planet, all that's changed is we can listen to those guys left behind complain!
Confirm the status of the battle on Earth immediately. Then work out what measures to take next.
Guys: Yes sir!!
En: Goddamn earthlings...!!
SFX: GIRI
Guys: What?!
Communications are back up?!
You think it could've been because the enemy kidnapped Gengai?!
If it's not just communications, and the enemy's weapons go back into operation, our chances of victory are down to zero!
Hurry!! We've got to find Gengai and take him back from the enemy!!

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Gin: Calm down, guys! That old man ain't the sorta soft old man that'd just do what the enemy says! I'm sure he died keeping his mouth shut!
Shin: Don't say he died!!
Gin: Seriously, it's all good. I know how he looks, but he's a damn good communicator. So if he's contacting us from space or from hell, I'm sure he'll get through to us.
Shin: You're still saying he's dead!!
Gin: Anyhow, what we gotta do first is get some Heparize, get a barf bag on standby, and go to sleep...
Handwritten: UPUH....
Gin: Ey, could ya not sway so much? I don't feel so...
T/N: Heparize is a medicine for curing hangovers.
Gin: GUBORORORO
Shin: HEYYY! What the hell are you doing drinking till you puke when we're in a warzone?!!
SFX: GYAAAA
Yama: I'm with you. Think of it as being at the last save point before the final boss.
You wanna go in with full HP!
Handwritten: Um, would you wake up already?!
Yama: But now we're waking up and falling right into a poison bog. Not only is our HP not full, the screen's gone solid green!!
SOmebody: There are no save points in real life!! In real life, every step forward you take, you get hurt and the area that makes you take damage just keeps getting bigger!
Gin: Do we even know for sure if the old man got taken by the enemy?
Okita: Apparently he was shitting outside and didn't have any paper so he couldn't move and that's where they caught 'im.
Gin: We really are better off if that old man's dead.
SFX: UPUH
Okita: We found some po*p at the scene with a weird cut to it but no signs of wiping.
Which means he got brought off somewhere with poop still on his ass.
Gin: I think you just described the most who-cares mystery of all time. Are you trying to smear his good name? Are you trying to embarrass him?!

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Shin: Even if that's true, wouldn't Gengai-san have left us some kind of clue?
Okita: Hm, clue, huh?
Looks like we've stumbled upon some good luck.
Shin: Okita-san, I don't think that's luck you found there!
Okita: Take a good look.
Guys: !!
Shin: Th... there's a trail of t*rds...
Okita: These are the clue Gengai left us.
Shin: !
Okita: He didn't have anything on him, so when the enemy was hauling him away
he left these behind as landmarks to point us to where he is.
Shin: This is the most effed up version Hansel and Gretel I've ever heard ooooof!!
Okita: If we follow these, they should lead us to where Gengai is!
Hiji: Hey, Sougo. Are you trying to smear gramp's name? You really wanna associate him with that?!
Gin: It's probably just poop from a stray dog 'er somethin'.
Shin: It wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary in that case, though.
Guys: Say, can one human even push out this much?
He might not be in the most healthy condition. We'd better hurry...

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Kon: I hadn't seen her in so long, I think I may have drank too much.
I'd really meant to space it out a bit more.
But I knew that no matter how dark a forest I was in, I could count on you guys to realize something's amiss.
You... bought me new underwear, right?
Okita: Oh no, it's a wild gorilla.
Hiji: Yeah. Just a wild gorilla. We didn't see any humans in that ally. Got that, everybody?
Shin: Um, okay, but are you really that okay with calling your leader a wild gorilla?!!
Gin: I thought it was weird weird how he sprinted ahead of us. So he shook us off so he could wash his undies, huh?
SOmeone: FORGET IIIIT!!
Gin: Believe me, I'd like to. I'm feeling like shit again now.
Shin: But what do we do now? We're out of leads again.
Hiji: Hey, hold on a second.
Look over there!
Guys: !!
Shin: Blood stains?! You don't think...
Hiji: Maybe this is the clue Gengai left behind?
Shin: Then you think Gengai-san is...!!
Hiji: I dunno. But we sure as hell haven't got any time to lose!!
SFX: DAH
Shin: Hijikata-san, are you trying to smear gopchan's name?
Hiji: Why am I the only one smearing korean food?! Let me smear gramps, too!!
Someone: Look, the puddles of blood are getting bigger and bigger...!!
Dammit!! We've gotta hurry!!
T/N: Gopchang is a Korean dish of grilled cattle or port intestine.

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SFX: POTA (DRIP)
Hattoir: I... drank too much and my hemorrhoids really flared up.
But I knew I could count on you guys to realize something was amiss.
I can't move, please.
Put this in my butt...
Box: Borraginol A
SFX: HYUUU
Hiji: ...Hey.
It's because of your stupid drinking party that everybody's totally wiped out!! Especially the lower halves of their bodies!
Gin: Don't try to fool us by playing the straight man. We solved the mystery so hurry and drag out your gopchan.
Hiji: Then make him drag out his gramps, too!!
Okita: Excuse me, Hijikata-san, but my grandpa died a long time ago. Would you mind dying soon, too?
Hiji: What sorta logic is that?! You guys are totally unqualified to be talking about deducing mysteries!
Shin: Um, is this really the time?!

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Hiji: Well, now our only plan of action is to use signals to scour the area...
Kagura: Over here, yes?
Guys: !!
Kagura-chan.
Okita: ......Something ring a bell?
Kagura: It is just intuition, but we can try relying on that for a bit, yes?
It is on nights like tonight
that the night rabbits become hunters.
Enshou: Master Son,
I'd gathered the most notable warriors of the Dakini and Shinra tribes,
but it seems in the end all that survived was you Yato, then?

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En: And, who is that man?
Son: Hoh.
En: He still seems to have his ears and nose.
As long as his head and arms are still left, I would think the rest doesn't matter.
Son: You can tell just by looking at his face whether or not he's the sort that torture will work on or not, no?
Gen: Yo, so you're the head 'a the Liberation Army, eh?
I finally get a chance to speak to ya.
Enshou: Yes, you're the one that came out of nowhere
to stop our battleships, weapons, and even our signals, yes?
Gen: As you can see, your signals are back ta top form.
I just really wanted a chance ta see the face 'a the guy that started this. Could 'a been worse I guess.
But those nanomachine bees ain't gonna stop.
'Fraid I can't let ya get close ta earth.
If ya really wanna know why,
that's 'cause even I dunno how ta stop 'em.

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En: Indeed,
that is what I thought.
But that goes for us as well, Earthling.
We cannot stop either.
SFX: GOGOGO
En: We, the Altana Liberation Army,
SFX: GOUN
En: have assembled in order to liberate planets from the Tendoushuu.
SFX: GOGO
SFX: GASHIN
En: But if a planet were to reject our holy war,
SFX: ZUZUUN
En: and try to fight with us,
SFX: GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
En: then we would give it exactly what it wants.

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En: Earth,
may you be turned to space dust
along with the worms living on you.
Insert: The most fiendish hand is played...!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 629
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