Gintama 634

[Gintama 634 Translation by Kewl0210]
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Insert: The Yato's plan gets underway under shadow of night...
Title: Lesson 634
Rabbits Jump High on Moonlit Nights
SFX: GOTORI
Guy: We found it.
Take a look inside.
There's a number of refrigerated cylinders.
SFX: GACHA
Guy: There's nothing else we can confirm right here.
Son: Got it. Bring them back here immediately.
.........
Looks like he wasn't lying when he said he still had something up his sleeve.
Gen: It's the job of us machine inventors to create contradictions.
Ya could say if somebody tells us ta invent an invincible shield,
it's only once ya make a spear that's the only thing that can break the unbreakable shield that you understand how to make the shield.
Son: Meaning
you have a means of destroying those nanomachines currently protecting Edo?
Gen: ...Yep.

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Gen: Though I sure didn't expect for it
to become the spear that destroys the world.
SFX: DOH
SFX: WAAAA
Taka: How is it going?
Take: No problems.
Well, not entirely.
The reinforcements are late in their arrival.
And it's only a matter of time until we cannot draw the enemy's attention like this any longer.
Taka: Heh. You know him.
SFX: DO DO DO DO
Taka: He may have found a battlefield more interesting than one where ships take each other down.

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Bansai: No need to be concerned, Takechi. We will not need them to take the spotlight, I daresay.
Now that the Kiheitai has entered the fray, we'll at least have to either save or destroy the world.
Anyhow, Senpai, how is the analysis of Hinokagutsuchi progressing?
Take: No issues on that front.
While it's a weapon capable of destroying a planet, its foundation is an old weapon.
Knowing that, there is a vulnerability we can take advantage of.
However
even if we stop the Hinokagutsuchi,
If the earth succumbs to that pressure, if that defensive wall goes down, it will all be for naught.
I can't say for certain if by the time we destroy that weapon
and crush this Liberation Army headquarters
that the Earth will still be holding out.

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SFX: WAAAAAA
Guys: DAAAAAAAH!!
Dammit, these guys don't give up!!
We cut them down like crazy and we just end up seeing the same dumb faces lined up after them like we didn't do shit!
What are you guys, Kintarou candy?!
T/N: Kintarou candy is cylindrical candy made so that Kintaro's face appears wherever it is sliced.
Gin: The world's gonna end while I'm here staring at these braindead faces!
Shin: Dammit... And while we're doing this stuff, Gengai-san is...
Is that idiot's intuition even right in the first place?
Hey, are you listening?!
SFX: DOH

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Shin: Hey!!
SFX: DOH DOH DOH
Kagu: We are not getting anywhere.
Gin-chan, I need you to take care of things here!!
Shin: KAGURAAAA!!
Kagu: It is not intuition.
Mixed in with all the bloodlust on the battlefield,
I sensed a one different kind of presence...
There are Yato here.
But how do I know that...?!
Yato hunting instincts?
Am I in sync with them because I am the same species?

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Kagu: No,
that does not matter, yes?
People: There are still Amanto prowling around.
Get the hell off this planet already.
Kagu: If this power
can be of any use...
Gin: Kagura-chaaan!!
What the hell's that moron think she can do by herself?!!
Shin: Ginsan, we have to follow her!!
Hiji: Hey!!
Guys: Is that...

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Guys: What the hell is that?!
SFX: GOGOGO
Gin: Kinda looks like... It's coming this way.
You don't think...
that's the Liberation Army's giant weapon...?!
You're kidding right? This soon...?! RUUUN!
RUN WHEEEERE?!
SFX: DOOOOON

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GUys: It-It's oveeeer!!
Headquarters's finally started its attack on the Earth!!
SF:X GOGOGOGOGO
Son: Hmph. Those rank-in-files sure are in a panic.
If that were Hinokagutsuchi, then we would've long become space dust by now.
Most ships that got too close to earth ended up as food for the nanomachine virus.
It's quite ominous that it reaches all the way outside of the atmosphere.
But that, too, ends now.
SFX: ZAH
Son: So, Gengai, how do you use the contents of this box?
Gen: Those contain the one existing type of nanomachine that can destroy the 'Bees'.
If you scatter them, the 'Bees' scattered all over Edo will stop moving.
But given how things are, you can't use a machine to scatter them.

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Gen: That's where all the explosives come in.
By creating explosions you scatter those nanomachines again and again,
gradually expanding the area where machines become usable again.
Before too long, the Bees'll be fully eliminated from Edo.
It takes time, but that's the only way.
Son: Ready explosives immediately.
I see, so you can still use explosives even in an Edo where machines are no longer usable.
I must commend you on your decision to lend us this power.

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Gen: If it's a choice between the earth being erased or stopping the 'Bees' and getting overrun with attacks, I'd prefer the latter.
But then, if you take that Prince's head as soon as you get back to the headquarters...
Son: Take the Prince's head?
Well now, I don't remember promising that.
Gengai, torture will not work on you.
That is because you prefer death to losing.
So if you had even the slightest hope of winning, that is what you bet on.
But now, you, too, must accept it.
You earthlings have lost.
So we no longer care if you die.
SFX: ZAH
Gen: ..........
That ain't so.
I hate pain.
When my hips hurt, I whine like there's no tomorrow. Kick my ass once and I would 'a helped you out like this any time.
Though this ain't me helpin' you destroy the 'Bees'. It's helpin' you gather explosives.
What you've got there is a special little guy that goes off when its temperature goes up just from the heat of someone touchin' it.
Should be about time now.

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Gen: Sorry, but I trust the guys up there fightin' in space
way more than I trust you guys.
Son: You ba-
SFX: KAN
SFX: DOOOON

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Gen: Kagura!!
Guys: !!
SFX: DOH
Someone: You really did it.
You was quite a charade you led us through.
SFX: DOGYAA
SFX: DODOOO
Handwritten: GUHAAH
SFX: DOKAA

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Kagu: Old Man Gengai!!
Son: Why is there a Yato there?
You're not on the Earthlings' side, are you?
Now this is funny.
One of our brethren has chosen to die alongside this planet?
Kagura: You should stop this senseless war!
If the earth gets blown up, you will die, too!
It is your allies that are trying to do that! There are no enemies or allies anymore, yes?!!
At this rate, people from all over the universe will be out for themselves!!
Son: I think it's safe to say they already are.
Seeing as members of the same clan are killing each other.
SFX: FNGH
Kagura: You dimwits!!
You have other enemies, you know!!
SFX: DOH
Kagura: Open your eyes up wide and look!
Otherwise you will fall along with everyone else!!

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SFX: FUH
Son: Little girl,
you will not even be able to die along with this planet.
SFX: DOON
Son: You should already know
that no matter how much you sacrifice for those earthlings,
there is no place here for a Yato like you.
Now, abandoned by this planet and by your brethren.
SFX: DODOO
Son: you can go die alone in the darkness of space.

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SFX: DOOOON
Guy: ..........
Huh?

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SFX: BUSHIII
Guys: Wh-
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

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SFX: DOH DOH DOH
SFX: DOOOON

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Kamui: She has brethren right here.
"We'll go to that planet someday".
It's not just one idiot
that promised that.

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Kamui: There's one more idiot here.
Insert: That vow drew these siblings together once again---
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 634
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