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[Gintama 652 Translation by Kewl0210]
Umi: This is the planet where the end of the world began.
Insert: Suddenly appearing on the scene is...!!
Umi: I came here ready not to be surprised
if I came across a demon king
or with a god or buddha.
But looks like what I found is a much rarer face.
In my 25 years as an alien hunter,
who would've thought there'd still be something out there that surprised me.
Umi: It really would be a pity
to let this world end.
Insert: That far-off day,
within the dazzling light---
Title: Lesson 652
The Planet of the End of the World and the Beginning of a Family
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Umi: Hoh. What, are you guys a bunch of failed experiments using Utsuro's blood?
There must be an immortality bargain sale going on.
you guy's aint got the monopoly on immortality.
This old man that came to pay back your general
Umi: and these guys that still keep standing back up on this planet of rubble
may not have immortal bodies,
but no matter how many times they get knocked down, they'll stand back up.
So, which will be the one left standing in th end? Immortality or indomidability?
you can die right noooooow!!
Kagu: What is it you are doing, baldyyyyy?!!
Umi: Dammit, missed.
I'm pretty impressed, you shitty brat. Not learning a thing after all that's happened by showing your face here.
And now, of all times.
This time I'm gonna finish you off for good, along with these guys.
Kagu: You have it all wrong, Poppy! He's...
Umi: No, I don't think I have anything wrong.
I don't have the slightest idea what was going through this guy's head when he decided to come here,
but at the very least,
there's no dad out there that would praise a big brother
for getting stabbed in the guts covering for his little sister.
Whether it's a big brother or a little sister,
no dad would praise them if they went on ahead of him.
I told you, if you came here to do something stupid like that,
then I'll just have to make you exit right now.
Kamu: Is that right...? Well, then there's nothing to worry about.
Just like you said, I don't intend on using my life for something as stupid as that.
Kamui: I've still got more than enough power left
to kill you.
SFX: DO KA
Kamui: I thought I'd leave the main dish for the end,
but if you insist, I guess I'll gobble it up along with the appetizer!
Gin: Hold on, you idi-
Umi: What'd you just say?
Umi: Who's head did you just say is made in Bangledesh?!!
Gin: Nobody said anything like that!!
Umi: I'm not covering anything up! Not a thing!!
SFX: GOH GOH
Kagura: Hold it right there, yes?
Kagura: Sheesh. I cannot believe you two.
Even at a time like this, you still start punching each other as soon as you meet?
Somebody: Kagura-chan, what're you doing to your hometown?
Kagura: No matter how much time goes by or whatever happens,
it never ends with you two, does it?
Maybe I am not... one to talk...
perhaps it is okay.
Because... even if it's just for a little while,
we all made it here to Earth together.
That is plenty, yes?
SFX: DOH DOH
If you get more surrounded than you already are, it could be dangerous.
Break your way through!!
Umi: Use it.
It'll stop the bleeding.
Umi: I wouldn't mind if you died somewhere out of my sight,
but doing it here, on this planet,
I cannot allow.
SFX: DO DO DO
Kamui: That wasn't for you.
Give that person your thanks.
That man told me about it a long time ago.
He went on about how there was this beautiful, blue planet
unlike any he'd seen anywhere else in the universe,
and how we should go there together one day.
Did you make it there?
Kouka: Well, maybe someday.
Kagura: Let's go, Mommy.
One day, when you get all better,
Poppy and Kamui and eeeverybody
will go to Earth together as a family.
sorry we kept you waiting so long.
Kagura: But everybody's here!
Here on Earth!
Gin: Nobume, was it you?!
Were you the one that brought this nuclear warhead to beat that other nuclear warhead?!
Kagura: Nuclear warhead? Something like that won't stop Utsuro.
There's only one single trump card that can beat Utsuro.
I brought him here after I heard about that.
And I don't really know what their story is,
but to me they look just like a friendly father and son.
Someone: Who is it you're talking about?!
Umi: You remember what I said, don'cha?!
I said I'd make sure ta find a way to defeat that Utsuro guy!
Shin: Y... You don't mean...!!
Umi: I gathered them together.
From one edge of the universe,
to the other.
that planets gave birth to.
Insert: The key to saving the world---?!