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[Gintama 660 Translation by Kewl0210]
Utsuro: I am
a monster that was born from this planet.
Insert: The immortal body speaks...
Utsu: This planet is my source of energy.
An inexhaustible supply of Altana flows from it.
In other words, the earth itself is like a gigantic energy tank to me.
Even if my body is poisoned by the Altana of other planets,
my body will not rot away like theirs do.
Because I can absorb the Earth's Altana as much as I please,
and thus reconstruct my body as much as I pleaser.
Utsu: As long a I am on this Earth,
I cannot be defeated.
Left Insert: The trump card, futile...
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Right Title: Lesson 660
Say Something Nice About Your Old Man Once in a While
Utsu: So as long as this entire planet
has not been destroyed,
The crystal sword!!
Our one trump card
to defeat the immortal.
Utsu: How ironic, is it not?
The thing you are so desperate to protect,
is none other than by life force.
The more you all attempt to protect this world,
I become a larger wall in front of you, blocking you from success.
I would very much like to soon
not be treated like a monster anymore.
you'd think you'd take a little bit better care of presents other people gave you.
'Course, that ain't the only trump card I've got.
Like that bomb, for example.
It scatters crystal rocks all over the surrounding area,
and if wrapped in that smokescreen, an immortal's regeneration ability will diminish. Also...
Someone: Yea~~~h, okay, we get iiit!
We were only able to eradicate the enemy thanks to you and your trump caaards.
How many times are you gonna proudly explain how that all works, baldy?
Well, his son strayed from the righteous path, his daughter left home, so he doesn't really have anybody to listen to him, does he? Say something nice about him once in a while.
Whatever, I don't care either way.
Kon: No matter how many times you resurrect,
with all the lives we've gathered here, our trump cards,
we'll be able to kill you until you're nothing.
So rejoice, the monster dies today.
Guys: Let's go, you bastaaaards!!
Guys: This is the final battle!!
Kon: We have only
Take Utsuro's heaaaaad!!!
Someone: An all-out war.
Cutting off the enemy's eyesight,
shrouding them in toxic fumes,
and on top of that, throwing all of your military forces,
at me, alone.
Guys: His eeeeyes!!
Before his eyes regenerate,
take him doooown!!
Utsu: Am I really...
Utsu: that scary?
Yamazaki: No way....!!
He can see us?!
Is that possible...?!
He's sensing the presence of all outside movement...!!
Utsu: I'm quite used to losing my eyesight.
Utsu: I've lived for so long, I've had quite the number of experiences, after all.
Also I was once locked in a dark cell where I couldn't see a thing for decades.
There was once a time when I gouged out my eyeballs every day for decades.
In that kind of darkness for such an overwhelming period,
you become able to sense things even without being able to see.
Though I suppose regardless of what I see with my eyes or sense without them,
there was only one thing around me.
And I've grown so tired of looking at it. That look of fear.
Utsu: No matter how many times I resurrect, you'll kill me until I'm nothing. Is that right?
I wonder just how many
of your comrades will die by then.
Utsu: By the way, I still haven't died once.
But it seems there's already quite a gap.
Do you happen to have
anymore of those trump cards?
SFX: POTA (DRIP)
Utsu: Was the reason I didn't notice until now,
because I couldn't sense even the slightest amount of fear from you due to me standing before you?
It's just because cutting down villains is what the Shinsengumi does.
Insert: Edo's police, and trump card, is here...!!