I Am A Hero 6

I am a Hero 6

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So, like,
that's when I thought,

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if you really want to be rock,

then you don't listen to music at all,
you know?

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I mean, look,

rock is about not catering to the whims of society.
So if you're really going to be talking about keeping the rebel spirit

then listening to music
means you're going along with society, and therefore contradicting its essence

... and I, myself,
during the emotional periods of my middle school and high school life never listened to music at all...
... Nay, my very way of life could be regarded as rock, could it not?

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I told you already,
stop talking to yourself.

... Ah,
... Yeah.

... Hey, Mi--chan,
Isn't that big tree over there sorta weird?
It's like the road was built intentionally avoiding it.

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Ah~ That's true. Is there something around there?
Well, Mi--chan, listen to this.
I went over there to take some reference photos and there was this small shrine, and inside~

He~y.
Let's stop for today-.
Ah Oka~y.

Oh, Mi--chan, the streets are dangerous at night so I'll walk you home.
You might get bitten.
Ah, I'm going to have sensei take a look at my manuscript so... Sorry.

... Tsk. [you know that annoying sound of sucking your teeth]
Ah, Okay!!

Heheh, How do you like them apples? [Or just how do like that, etc]
You got rejected by Mi--chan.

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... That damn asshole Mitani, telling creepy stories about the route I walk home...
... I'm so freakin' spooked that it feels like If stop talking something's gonna happen to me...
... I've gotta buckle up and sing the pussy song if I wanna get through this....

Puss
Puss
Puss
Yeah, here we go [Ah-so~re]

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One~
Wrinkly pussy lip~
Two~
Where's that hermy-pussy~
Three~
Take a good hard look at my pussy~

Whoa

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Sfx: Screeeech

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A-
Are you okay!!?

I-I'll go
Ahh shit.
I-I'll go call an ambulance r-right away.

Ho-ho-
Hold on.
Don't move. Don't move.
You'll bleed.
Shit, shit, shit.

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Eh?
Uh, what are you-
He- I didn't mean to, that hurts!
Ahh, that hurts.
I said I was sorry.

J-Just wait here,
don't move, I'll go call them right away.

Ah, hello? Y-yeah, I've got an emergency. There's been an accident. Yes, that's right.
Damn, that stings.
No, no, I was the one that hit her. Yes.

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Sfx: Gobo Gobo (Gahh Gahh)

Ah, Okay.
It was a woman. What? Yeah, of course she's alive.
Okay, I told her not to move but she wouldn't listen. Uh, the location...
... Uhm,
One sec, I'm not too familiar with the area, Uhm- It's by the Shakujii Park...

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SFX: Gan gan gan gan (clank)

Pant.
Sfx: Gu-

Pant.
SFX: Jakon

... Shit.
Shi-
SFX: Jarara Gachi Go-

Fuck.
SFX: Uiiiiii-n Gachin

... Pu,
Pussy.
Pussy.
SFX: Gachi- Gachi-

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SFX: Mozo Mozo

Sfx: biku-

SFX: Biku-
AGh-
SFX: Bu Bu Bu

SFx: Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu

It's Tekko!!
Nice timing, Tekko!! [Lol I just want to leave this as is cause its pretty funny, but "Thank God it's Tekko or something would work too]
Hello- Hideo-kun~

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Sorry that I'm dropping by so late.
I wanted to borrow your Fax machine for a bit.
I thought maybe you might just be getting off work so I gave you a call.

Something happen?
Great timing, Tekko-san!!
Eeek!

Please, please, come on inside.
It's been a while since I've been in Hideo-kun's room~
R-really?

You aren't bringing any other girls here, are you?
No, no, no way!

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Freaky-kiss! [Scarykiss, something that sounds cute... to replace this maybe]
Wow~

"Freaky-kiss"? Did something scary happen?

... Well,
After fighting against it for 35 years I finally saw it.

Honestly I've never been able to sense ghosts and stuff and I'm such a chicken that there's probably something wrong with me.I've never even seen

any of those ghost hunting TV shows or paranormal photos since middle school, but _it was me_.
My own snoring startles me so much that I never get enough sleep, but _it was me_. _I_ was the one who saw it.

...
So what would you do if I were a ghost?
Hey, those kinds of jokes are illegal right now!

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Okay, okay, I was just kidding. I'm sorry. I'm definitely flesh and bones. So, what happened?

... Well, um,
you know that there's that big weird tree over there?

I saw a taxi hit a pedestrian back there...
The woman that got hit got right up and started walking but... her neck was broken and she was definitely dead...

Really?

I thought my own delusions were pretty freaky by themselves but,
when things that really aren't supposed to happen in reality actually do end up happening, it's got a totally different kick

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Well, there's really not much you can do about what you saw.

And besides, hypothetically, if the ghost did carry a grudge, it'd would definitely be against the taxi driver. You'd be okay, Hideo-kun.
... I guess.
Sfx: Pat pat

Why Hideo-kun is so cute, he's just an angel that's lost his wings.
God would protect one of his little lambs from harm.
Ehe

... Tekko-san.
Yup!

Do you think you can stay the night with me? I'm going to sleep with the lights on though...
Sure! My part time job doesn't start till after noon.

I'll be waiting for a fax so I'll stay awake by your side till you fall asleep.
... Tekko, which goddess did they call you before this life?

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SFX: Gobo Gobo


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Hngh!!!

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Want some water?

... Tekko-san,

Hold me pwease...

... Mhmm.