Alive Special : Volume 18 Special

Alive Volume 18 Special

PAGE 01

>txt on right:
Alive
A boy who gives his all till the end.

Taisuke: I'm late! I'm late~~~~!

Megumi: Kya!

Megumi: That hu~~~rts.

PAGE 02

Taisuke: Meg on Hiro?!

>lil txt: What's with this classical joke set-up....

Hiro: G...good morning~~~

Taisuke: Wh.....what are you two doing here?!

Taisuke: Is perhaps everything over?!

>lil txt: It's okay, Kaba-sensei.
>Sorry.

Taisuke: Obwah!?

Nami: Ah. Sorry.

>lil txt next to yuta: kusu (soft laughter)

Yuta: Die.

Taisuke: Even Nami and Yuta are here?!

>lil txt above him: Being so mean this early in the morning!!

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Taisuke: Wha...huh? What in the world is this.....

Kanon: Who is that~~~~?

Morio: The main character....!

Ray: It's the world...

Ray:: of adults. / Even when choosing what to eat....

Taisuke: Ohhh, Ray-nii....

Ray: So do you understand, Taisuke?

Ray: "Get on with it!"

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>lil txt next to her: I don't get it...

Box: School Regulations

>txt: "School regulations." Article nine. When cleaning the school grounds, a maid uniform will be worn at all times.

Ray: Okay, morning class.

>sign behind him: Get on with it.

Class: Good morning sensei.

Ray: In this school, teen's are students. Furthermore, they can also be teachers!
>Ummmm~~~~~

Ray: To be frank, this is what the school regulations say.

Ray: But whatever! Everyone, let's get on with it!!

>lil caption in center: All and everyone.

Class: Okay!!

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>top txt right: Attendance

Ray: Well, I guess I should take attendance!!

Ray: He looks like a person! Has the brains of a dog! Kanou Taisuke!

Taisuke: Yes, here!!

Ray: He looks like a child! Has Satan living inside him! Kitazawa Yuta-kun!

>lil txt: inside me~~~~~

Yuta: Yes, here~~~

Ray: She looks like a girl! But she's really a man! Kusunoki Nami-kun!


Nami: N....no!!

>top txt left: Classmates

Ray: Ochiai Megumi-san.

Megumi: Here.

Ray: Hirose Yuichi-kun.

Hirose: Here.

Ray: Tezuka Aoi-cha-

Aoi: HE~~~RE!!

Taisuke: She's really my classmate isn't she......

Ray: Ludger-kun.

Ludger: Here.....

Taisuke: Ray-sensei!! I want to inform you that he is an old man!!

>lil txt: What's he doing in school?

Ray: Don't worry about it. Ludger-kun still has the heart of a teen.

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>top txt: Philosophy

Ludger: What is "life"....

>lil txt: There he goes.

Ludger: Where did we come from? Where are we going?

Ludger: These are the things to think of during adolescence.

>lil txt: Something's wrong inside him.

Taisuke: Wh...what is sex?!

Nami: .....to me, "life" was Satoru (her little brother).......

Taisuke: She understands about sex?!

>lil txt: Completely shocked

T/N: Ok, this joke doesnt translate well at all. Ludger asked about "Sei(life)" Taisuke thinks it's "Sei(sex)" and nami says her brother Satoru(can also mean "to understand") was life to her. So taisuke thinks she's saying she knows all about sex...or something.

Asou: Where did we come from, and where are we going.....

Asou: That's the same as asking the wind where it's from and where it's going....

Asou: And yet, we all keep searching

Asou: for that answer!!

Ray: Asou-sensei, trying to round up followers at school is kind of....

Ray: And you too, Ludger-kun. Quit starting all this shit in my class.

>txt in center: Perfect timing

PAGE 07

>top txt right: Japanese language.

Mickey: On the verge of spring---....

>blackboard: The Pillow Book

Mickey: Oh, your supposed to sing this?

Mickey: Ok. One, two...

Mickey: Hey, yo yo, it turns white

Mickey: And the....beauty of it....?

Mickey: Nooo~~~~~! I don't understand this at all~~!!

Megumi: Mickey-sensei! I think what it's saying is that "The dawn in spring is the best."

>lil txt: I don't understand Japanese at all....Noooo~~~~

Taisuke: Is this okay? Us being at this kind of school....

Yuta: Just get on with it....

Taisuke: Your surprising adult aren't you?

>top txt left: Society

Amamiya: Understand?!

Amamiya: At school you are taught how to speak correctly.

>blackboard: Living in the concrete jungle.

Amamiya: But when entering society,
>you can't just decide for yourself how you want to speak!

Megumi: Amamiya-sensei! Today we're supposed to be reading Japanese history page 162....

Amamiya: Before that, Megumi-chan. Do you have some special qualification?

Megumi: N...no....

Amamiya: You're too naive!! For a woman to survive in society she has to have a skill! A skill!!

Nami: This school is harsh! / It's like "Hello, Work."
t/n: hello work is a work placement company

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>top txt right: Music

Kanon: Why must Kanon teach music?

>txt above them: Just get on with it.

Kanon: Whatever. It's been forever since I played piano.

SFX: crack

Taisuke: Hahh....

>lil txt: Used to it -->

Kanon: Kyaaa~~~ Nooo~~~! Look at this, I broke a nail~~~~!!

>top txt left: Fine Arts

Yura: My favored art?

>txt on nami: Here it comes.

>txt next to taisuke: It's the end of the world.

Yura: Okay then. Today is nude sketching!

Yura: Girls, strip!!

>txt on nami: I knew it.

>txt on taisuke: Eagerly

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>top txt right: Sports

>txt next to taisuke: Fight....

Taisuke: Yes..you're trying your best sensei.

Yuta: Who?! Who said it was impossible for Jun?!

Nami: He really isn't good with people is he....

>txt in center: You leave him alone or else!!

>txt on nami: Everyone is being so nice too...

>top txt left: Shooting

D2: Shooting is about wind speed, wind direction, one's own breathing, heart beat, and the earth's rotation.
>Keep these in mind while shooting.

D2: First off, we'll be shooting a target at 100 meters!

>lil txt: When you become good, you'll be able to shoot a target at over two kilometers!

Nami: D2-sensei......that target....

Yuta: Gya~~hahahahahahaha!!

D2: Wow, you're fantastic Yuta-kun! And with a pistol no less.

>lil txt: Hyuuu~~ Bull's eye!

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>top txt right: Math

Morio: This triangle's sides are represented as ABC. And this one blah blah blah....

Morio: And this is the cosine theorum...

Nami: A triangle?

Taisuke: Because it's a triangle...?

Morio: What?! Do you have a complaint!!? / I'm the best math teacher!

>top txt left: Other Subjects

Box: Science.

Horner: Dissection!

Horner: Let's experiment on someone in the class!!

Box: Home Economics

D4: And as you can see, the shirt once again regains it's pure whiteness!!

Mcpherson: Well....

Mcpherson: ...truth be told...

>txt around him: This is so annoying

Mcpherson: I'm Taisuke's father.

>txt on sign: Just get on with it.

>txt next to mcpherson: Without hesitation.

Taisuke: That's getting on with it?!

>kanji: Random

PAGE 11

>top txt right: Suspicious People.

>txt above him: It's a beautiful girl~~~

Okada: Uwahh~~~~ That girl so so cute~~~

SFX: Kachak

Oada: Hiiii~~~

Okada: U...uwaaa~~~~
>That girl is so~~~ ugly. She's like "super ugly"~~~!

Okada: Bugyaaaa~~~~~!?!

>top txt left: Suspicious People (2)

Katsumata: Hahahaha. The students this year sure are lively.

Yukie: Hohohoho. The teachers as well.

Katsumata: I keep telling you vice principle Tezuka. You must stop trying to get your hands on the male students and teachers.

Yukie: Hohoho. Surely you must stop trying to get your hands on the female students and making them into "princess's" principle Katsumata.

Katsumata: Hahahaha.

Yukie: Hohohoho.

>txt in center: Touche....

PAGE 12

>top txt: For Nami

Taisuke: Nami. It's almost your birthday right?

Taisuke: Is there anything you want?

Nami(thought): I want

Nami(thought): your heart. / Nami isn't very direct

Nami: I want / Because she couldn't say that. She came up with something similar but not as embarrassing.

Nami: your soul!!

Box: She wants to kill.

Nami: Ahhh!!

>top txt left: For Yuta

Taisuke: It's almost your birthday right?

Taisuke: Is there anything you want?

Yuta: Your measly allowance wouldn't be enough to get what I want.

Taisuke: What was that!? I'm going to use my savings! (Only a little bit)

Yuta: Eh?
>Seriously?

Yuta: Then, give me your bank account. I'll sell it for 50,000 yen!

>txt in center: While you're at it, you may as well give me your seal as well

Box: He want's to kill using society.

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>top txt: For Hirose

Taisuke: It's almost your birthday right?

Taisuke: Is there anything you want?

Hirose: Akuro's heart!

Taisuke: That's so like you~~~~~!!! / I knew it.

Box: He wants to massacre everyone.

>top txt left: For Megumi

Taisuke: It's almost your birthday right?

Taisuke: Is there anything you want?

Megumi: Eh? Well, then I want to eat a Mont St. Claire cake!

>lil txt: And have tea.

Taisuke: Okay! When do you want to go?!

Megumi: .....why?

Taisuke: Just...have to get on with it....

Box: They just don't seem to get along.

PAGE 14

>top txt right: For Taisuke

All: Happy birthday~~~!

Hirose-->
Nami-->
Yura (stolen)-->
Ray-->
Megumi-->
Yuta-->
Jun(it's nice yet plain)-->
Aoi-->

Taisuke: I'm so moved!

>lil txt in center: Sorry for always giving you shit.

Taisuke: Am I going to die tomorrow ?!

Box: Seems he isn't accustomed to receiving kindness.

>top txt left: For Mama

Taisuke: Yukie-san, it's almost your---

t/n: Put whatever you think is funniest in the bubble on the bottom. Can be "Gyaaa~~~" "zzzip" "Nooo~~" etc etc.

Alive (End)

PAGE 15

>top txt right: Reinforcing public morals

Katsumata: Nami-kun, you mustn't wear such things at school you know.

Nami: Ah...okay...

Katsumata: Also, Kanon-kun, please do something about that hair color. Not to mention the make-up...

>lil txt: Set the example as a teacher.

Kanon: This place is so strict---

Katsumata: Morio-kun. About that eye-patch. / I understand you wish to look cool, but....

Morio(thought): Eh?

Morio: Pardon me, but this is....

Okada: I'm so happy! Someone else has come out!

Katsumata: Ahhh. I see. So you were that type of person also....

Morio: I told you! This isn't cosplay!!

>top txt left: The burn scar

Morio: I didn't even want to have to use this stupid thing you know....

Yura: Then let's take it off shall we?

Yura: A paw print?! / Isn't that just the cutest thing ever?!

Morio: Is it that guys paw print?! hahahaha

PAGE 16

>txt on right: Yura and sunflowers.

Yura: Today's weather is pretty nice.

Yura: Let's go outside and you can sketch what you like.

Taisuke: Oka~~~yy

PAGE 17

Yura: You're painting sunflowers, Nami?

Nami: Yes...

>lil txt next to yura: Hmmmmmm?

Yura: ....did you know? A long time ago, the sunflower was a person.

PAGE 18

Yura: She was in love with the sun.

Yura: With a heart full of love, she would longingly stare at the sky for hours.

Yura: For days and days she went without food or water.

Yura: And after all that time, she became a flower that resembles the sun.

Yura: A flower that grows so tall that none can stand beside it.

Yura: And even now, she always chases the sun across the sky. Shouting here I am to the sun.

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Yura: But. The sun will never turn to her.

Yura: That's why in the fall she begins to cry.

Yura: Large drops.

Yura: Large drops begin to fall.

Yura: I wasn't noticed this year as well.

Yura: He'll notice for sure, next year.

Yura: She entrusts herself to that wish.

Yura: ....you see?

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Yura: If all you do is bet on next time.

Yura: You will just end up crying.

PAGE 21

>top txt right: Yura and beer.

Katsumata: Everyone else is going to be drinking.
>But you like juice don't you, Yura-kun?

>lil txt next to morio and next to kanon: I'll have a beer.

Yura: Damn that principle~~~ Treating people like kids!

Yura: A beer!

>lil txt next to waitress: Yes sir

Morio: Eh?

Yura: Like I can't drink this~~!!

Morio+Kanon: Ehhhh~~~~~~?!

>lil txt on right of yura: Bleeehhhhh~~~~

Morio(lil txt): Uwah! Geez! I told you not to~~~

Katsumata: Excuse me~~~~ Can I get some undiluted calpis!!

>lil txt under him: As usual

>top txt left: Yura and love

Katsumata: I went to Hokkaido. Look, I brought back souvenirs .

Kanon: Wah!
>Aren't this natural caramel?

Kanon: Amazing! And we were just talking about this!

Kanon: As expected of the principle!

>lil txt in center Isn't this good? / Oh it's great! / Splendid!

Yura: So what about natural caramel!
>If you're talking about the best in Hokkaido,

Yura: Then it's definitely the white cookie!!

Yura: That is! That's the best! It is!!

Katsumata: Th...that's true. Well, surely next time I go....

>lil txt: Such an unreasonable child.

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Nami: Wh...what should I do?

Nami: We're all alone together.

Yura(lil txt): Come over here~~~

Yura: You look strange~~~~

Taisuke: Gyaaahhh~~~~!!!

>lil txt: He looks stranger -->

Nami: Yura-sensei, why? Are you here to shake us down for money?

Taisuke: Gyaaahh~~~ Gyahhhh~~

Yura: Not at all---!

Yura: This is an old fisherman's method of getting the fish to come to them!

>lil txt: What's stranger than fish.

Nami: Ohhh....I see.

Nami: What's this?

Taisuke: It's Satan~~~~!!

Nami: What's that?

Taisuke: It's a kamaitachi~~!!

>lil txt: Seems like he isn't really trying.

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Taisuke: It's impossible to go on!! Let's go back!!

>lil txt over him: Gyaaah gyahhh

Nami: Wa! Wait a second!

Nami: Kyahhh?!

>lil txt: Promised -->

>lil txt: Totally blown away

PAGE 24

Ray: This is bad! Is not tonight the night of the full moon?

Megumi: Wh...what do you mean?

Ray: You mean you don't know?!

Ray: That guy is usually a lazy good for nothing. But on the night of the full moon, he becomes a ravenous wolf!

Megumi: Ehhhh~~?!

Ray: He really is a lazy bum....!

Megumi: Ah...

Megumi: Ahhhh~~~~

>txt in background: GyaaaahhH~~~~~! Jelly monster~~~~

PAGE 25

Box: Athletic Meet

Yukie: Next is the bread eating contest.

Taisuke: All right~~!

Aoi: Let's give it our all!

Yukie: You will all be happy to hear this next piece of news.

Yukie: Somehow!
>It seems that inside one of the bread buns is the item everyone wants to desperately.

Yukie: That's right! Akuro's heart has been mixed into the group somewhere!

Yukie: Well everyone. I hope you're in high spirits and ready to play~~~~~!

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>top txt right: True Character

Yukie: Get se~~~~~~t.....

Yukie: GO!!

Ray: Wtf!?

All: Oryaaaaahhh~~~~

Megumi: Hell.
>It's like looking into hell....

>top txt left: Battle Royale.

Box: Boll Toss

Box: Giant ball Rolling

Katsumata: And the victor is...

>lil txt: She didn't have to do a thing -->

Katsumata: Princess Meg!

Katsumata: Hahahaha. That girl really is the strongest isn't she?

Yukie: It certainly seems that way. / hohoho

PAGE 27

>top txt right: Jail Break

Box: Katsumata's mansion.

Box: Looking after Ochiai-san is my responsibility.

Hirose: I've brought your meal.

Okada: Help me-oink~~~!!

Box: Everyone is troubled by the princess's habit of escaping on a regular basis.

Hirose: I found you. Princess~~~~!!

>top txt left: Michael Sheffield

Morio: Hey, Hirose. I don't care what you say, but isn't this a little much?

Hirose: You don't understand at all! Even this won't be enough to keep her--

Okada: Help me-oink~~~!

>lil txt above hirose: Damn it~~

Hirose: I don't get it! Morio, it's like she's on "Prison Break!!"
t/n: the tv show

>lil txt next to morio: Isn't it just that Okada is useless?

PAGE 28

>top txt right: Squirming

Hirose: What are you painting, Yura?

>lil txt next to him: Hmmmmm

Yura: Ohhhhh something for everyone.

Yura: You may not like it, but for princess's painting, I had her take off her clothes.

Box: Rather than worry about that.

Box: The detail of this tattoo is surprising.

Hirose: P...prison bre...

>top txt left: Free time

Megumi: I had a lot of free time in the cage. So I decided to make wood carvings.

Hirose: Heeehhh that's great!

Megumi: I've also made others you know.

Megumi: A chest made from a paulownia tree.

Megumi: A portable shrine~~~

Megumi: Hohohoh~~~~

Hirose: So....so cute...

Box: Was....

Box: Woodworking really princess's strong suit? / And where did she get the wood...

PAGE 29

>txt on right: Nami and the sunflower

Yuta: Happy birthday, Nami-neechan.

Taisuke: Happy birthday~~~!

Nami: It's cute. Thank you, Yuta.

Yuta: I hope you use it!

Taisuke: Here, this is from me!

Yuta: Open it, open it!

Yuta: What's this!?

PAGE 30

Yuta: Why a sunflower?

Taisuke: Huh...? I thought

>lil txt: Is it strange?!

Taisuke: That you liked sunflowers....don't you?

Yuta: Geez! I told you~~

Yuta: You have no sense for gifts at all!

PAGE 31

Taisuke: Finding it in such a short time was really troublesome....

>lil txt next to him: Hmph~~

>txt on bottom: End