Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 1

PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #1

tl by molokidan

6)
The 1st Recorder - The Strangely Intriguing Jaguar-san

P: My name is Sakeshime Kiyohiko, 17.
P: After being rejected from both colleges and jobs, I'm a senior in high school who's truly in a critical moment...
P: There's no turning back now...I'm going to become a musician!
P: I'm changing my life here and now!!
J: My~ name~ is~
J: Ja~guar~ It's my real name~
J: The "ja"~ from "jasmonic acid~
J: and the "ga" from "gastroesophegeal reflux disease"~
P: Wh-who is that...?
P: Is he here for the audition too?
P: Hooo...

7)
The 1st Recorder - The Strangely Intriguing Jaguar-san

P(2b): Guess I'll sing another song today...for world peace!
J: Unnfufunnfufuuuuunn!
P: He's gonna play here on the street?
P: That's a really big case, though...what kind of instrument could be inside?
J: Mufuuun!

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P(2b): A recorder!!? Only that?!
P: That case is huge!!
P: Ahh! Oh no, this isn't the time to be standing around!
P: If I don't get there soon, the audition will start without me!!

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P: Wh...whaaaaat!!? How can these intense sounds be coming from a recorder?!
P: haa x2
P: Wh...what heat!! I feel hot!! It feels like my soul's vibrating too!! What an amazing beat!!
P: Eh?! Could it be...
J(boxless): "This morning some white stuff came out of my mole" by Jaguar Junichi
P: He's gonna sing just like that!?

10)
J: fuga fuga fuga fuga...!!
J: fuga fuga fugaaa...!!
P: Ahh...ahhhhhhhh!!!
P: He can't sing at all, he's just saying fuga fuga!!!
J(2b): Ahhh!! Oh no!!
J: The pronunciation of all those m-words...!!
P: He didn't say anything but "fuga"...
P: And he's worrying about pronunciation of words that start with M?!

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P: What's with that guy...?! Don't be fooled, Saketome Kiyohiko, 17!!
P: You should have no interest in lame things like recorders! Now if you don't hurry up and get to the stage, you'll be late!!
J: Oya?
J: You...that thing on your back is an instrument, isn't it?
J: Can you play the recorder too?
P: N...no, I can't! This is a guitar!!
P: No normal person would carry a recorder in it!!
J: Ooooh, a guitar!
J: ...and a recorder!!
P: Why did you add that?!

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P: What's wrong with you?! All you talk about is recorders...!
P(2b): I...I have no interest in woodwinds! Now I'm in a hurry, so please excuse me!
J: N...
J: No interest, huh...?!
P: He's crying...?!
J: ...just don't...
P(2b): Eh...? J...just don't?
P: Just don't blow it then, alright!!?
P: Do whatever you want!!!

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P: Wh...what's going on? Did I do something wrong?!
P: No...I didn't, probably! But then why did he say something like that to me?! Don't lose!! I shouldn't be the one in the wrong here!!
P(2b): O...okay then...I'll do whatever I want! That's all there is to it, right?! I mean, after all you're...eh?! What are you?!
P(2b): You're a stranger, right?! I'll do it!
J(2b): A stranger...huh? Fufu...true, I am a total stranger, just as you say...
J: Just another person, to be honest!!
J(2b): But...if I knew this was going to happen...
J: I would have never...met...you...
P: Kuhhh...!!
P(2b): Ehh?! Wait...
P: Wait! Hey!!
P(2b): What's the big deal...! Something's weird here...hey!!
P: Ahhh...
P: Ummm...!!
P: I...
P: I'm sorry!!
Box: He kinda apologized.