I Am A Hero 55

I AM A HERO #55

tl by molokidan

154)
1: In the red light district? There's a lot of shops there...
2: That's totally typical.
3: What is it? I have to go to work now, what are you crying for?
4: What do you wanna eat?
5: Osho. (*TL: Popular Japanese-Chinese food chain in Western Japan, Gyoza no Osho.)
6: Let's go to Tobita-Shinchi, then. (*TL: Largest brothel district in Western Japan.)
7: Alright, let's go.
8: Gyahahaha! No way!
9: Oh come on, we're not going anymore.
10: What? I can't understand you if you're crying.
11: That's all you ever wanna eat.

153)
1: Nguh.
2: What's going on?

156)
1: What the hell's
2: your problem?
3: ...can you show me some ID?
4: What the
5: hell's your problem?
6: Owwww!!!
7: Hey, you! Let go!!

157)
1: LEt me go or I'll shoot!!!
2: OK, pose.
3: Kyaha!
4: What's that sound?
5: I love that.

158)
456: Nameless Hero 2009/05/05 (Tues)
I heard if you get bit you're 100% infected, lol!
Scaryyyy!

457: Nameless Hero (Tues)
sauce plz

159)
562: Nameless Hero (Tues)
Gunshots at Dotonbori!

563: Nameless Hero
Yikes! And I was just about to go to H&K.

575: Nameless Hero
Zombfags sighted in Osaka!

1: How can they do something like that in broad daylight?
2: I love youuuuuu
3: Come on, you're in the way.

160)
1(2b): S-someone! There's been a hit-and-run!!
2: It's a female pervert.

576: Nameless Hero (Tues)
osaka, YOUR DOING IT WRONG

3: Hurry, hurry.
4: Hey, what are you closing the gate for? Open up, damit!!!
5: Damn, it won't open!
6: The shutter's closed?

581: Nameless Hero (Tues)
I thought the zombfags were only coming out in Eastern Japan!
OH COME ON PEOPLE I don't want to die a virgin :*(

582: Nameless Hero (Tues)
i'll lend you my ass if you want

161)
1: Hello?
2: Ewwww, that person's coming up the stairs.
3: I understand, but I'm not sure what's going on...
4(2b): What are you saying? I'm in a hurry here, just let me go.
5: Matsumoto-saaaan! Are you alright?!
6: Those green onions are soooo cheap

162)
600:
What's a zombfag?
601:
Google it, assfuck.
602:
So, what's everyone gonna do? Isn't this exciting?
You're all gonna hole up in your houses like little bitches, aren't you? I don't have much rations, though, so I guess I'll go to Don Quijote.
603:
Die
609:
I'm a home policeman, so I'll be fine!
610:
DIE NEET
611:
U die
612:
no u
613:
OK, I'll die
614:
Go ahead.
615:
Go ahead.
616:
I loled

1: It'll be 240 yen to South Tatsumi
2: Owww.

163)
1: You old bag!!
2: Let go of me, dammit! It's me, Masao!!!
3: Masaooooo

611:
Say all you want, I don't care. I'm gonna survive and become a leader of the new world.
612:
so i herd u liek kurusu's cock

1: Gih

164)

625:
If you want to be saved, then come to Kurusu.
We'll be lying low and waiting for the storm to pass. Soon all value systems will crumble away.
Sasaki, I fucking hate you and I hope yo udie. You're all done for. Serves you right.

626:
let me know when you're done masturbating, NEETfag

627: I love my little sister (Tues)
Dawww. Looks like my sister got infected. She's banging on the door.

1: Gyahahahaha

628:
Calm down, man. And do something about that creepy ass name before you post anything else.

629:
>>627
shitty troll is shitty

630:
You're in your room, right? Block off the door with a dresser or something and find a weapon!

165)
1: No, no! Ou-san's going on a rampage...huh?
2: I called you because the police aren't answering!!
3: Hishaaaaaaahhh
4: Hiieee.

631:
Turn on the TV, people. Apparently we're in some serious shit. THE MORE YOU KNOW orz

632: I love my little sister
A weapon...? I don't have anything. Except for a leaed pencil or a box cutter, I guess.
But there's no way I could hurt my sister.

633:
YOU MAKE ME SICK

5(3b): Don't double-dip. Don't double-dip. Don't double-dip.
6: I told you, I'M NOT!!!
7(2b): S, someone help meeee.

166)
1: Hey, waaaait!!
2: I told you, I'll give it back, just...

634:
How do you even know she's infected?

635:
With this speed, people are definitely gonna start killing each other in the panic!

636:
wow ur smart are u a wizard

1-3: hah
4: Hahah, hah...

168)
637: I love my little sister
My sister's paralyzed from the legs down. I dropped her down the stairs when she was a newborn...
But now she just kicked the door really hard.
I'm a little happy. I wonder if I should open the door.

638:
THE TEARS JUST KEEP ON FLOWING

639:
You fucking retard! It may seem cruel, but if you don't kill her then the infection will spread. Fight her ass!!

1: Gyaaaaaahhh
2(2b): Ehh, what?

640: I love my little sister
Sorry, I can't. Uh oh, it looks she's going to break down the door.
Do your best, everyone.

641:
Hey, what happened? Reply.

642:
Looks like Kyoto's dead meat too. This is really scary.