I Am A Hero 67

I AM A HERO #67

tl by molokidan

174)
1: Ummm...
2: Alright...
3: What do you want to eat, Mejiro?
4: Huh, me?
5: Mugwort dumplings!
6: OK then, mugwort.
7: ...this was posted on the net as an easy way to tell if someone's infected or not.

175)
1: testicles.

178)
1: H, hey.
2: You're not allowed to use plural words!!
3: Haha.
4: Her first word was testicles.

179)
1: Well, it still matched the last letter, so who cares?
2: Who the hell fucks up on their first answer?!

181)
1: You didn't say there was some kind of minimum number of rounds.
2: Because any normal person
3: would realize they have to keep going for a while!!
4: It's your fault for not explaining the rules.
5: Besides, this girl's been through a lot of shock, so you shouldn't try and force her to speak.
6: ...alright.
7: The rules weren't clear. It's our fault.
8: Alright then.
9: Ah, nevermind. You don't need to play.

182)
1: More importantly...is that a real gun? Can I see it?
2: ...............uh..........no...
3: That's a real gun? You liar! This is Japan!
4: You've seen hunters with guns going out to hunt dangerous animals on TV once in a while, right?

183)
1: According to the Swords and Firearms Control Law, it's illegal for anyone other than me, the owner, to touch this gun.
2: Violating this law will mean police have the right to arrest you, so you really shouldn't.
3: Hahah! Police?!
4: There's no such thing as police in Japan anymore!!
5: ...well, anywayy.
6: It looks like we've found ourselves a powerful helper.
7: Welcome.

184)
1: U-ummm,
2: can I ask a question?
3: Go ahead.
4: How many people are hiding on this roof right now? And are you the leader?
5: We have a lot. We switch off guarding and sleeping in the tents on day and night shifts.
6: We don't really have a leader. All important matters are decided by the majority.
7: Keh.
8: I heard that you've apparently gathered up all the cell phones and computers.
9: Why would you do such a thing?

185)
1: Oh, that's simple. All the information on the net right now is rumors and fiction. If someone were to take that stuff seriously, it could cause a panic.
2: We're keeping them safe in case we need them during an emergency. This was also decided by the majority.
3: It's very difficult to connect to the internet right now, so we're trying to calmly analyze and present new information as it comes out.
4: You've seen it in B horror movies, right? One idiot makes a mistake and ends up putting the entire group in danger.
5: It may seem a bit unreasonable, but we have to limit freedom a bit to ensure everyone's safety.
6: Now that you're up here, you'll have to cooperate with us.

186)
1: Ah, Tamura-kun. Bring out a tent.
2: Sorry to disturb your sleep.
3: I'm coming in.
4: Here's a tent.
5: You can put it up anywhere, just do it quietly.
6: Food is passed out twice a day, every twelve hours at 6 o'clock, so you're free to do as your like until then.

187)
1: Alright, time to hand over the food!!
2: No hiding anything, bring it all out!!
3: Keh.
4: ...well,
5: I'd be lying if I said these guys didn't seem a little suspicious...
6: But this place is way safer than anywhere we've been to before. Let's rest for a bit.
7: ...alright.

188)
1: Woah, this is an Arai Trek Rise Zero!
2: Alright.
3: This is a super light model.

189)
1: Help me out, Hideo-kun.
2: Uh, ok.
3: Were you in the hiking club or something?
4: These are MSR, good quality.
5: Ahh, no, I just like outdoor goods.
6: By the way, Hideo-kun...
7: Are you sure she's alright? If she goes crazy we're in serious trouble.
8: ...I'll take it apart just to be safe...

190)
1: As long as I hide the forend, I'll at least be able to have two shots
2: even if all the other parts are stolen.
3: Try holding it.
4: That's it, that's it.
5: ...this is my...it's SHINJI'S important treasure, so you can't let anyone else touch it...

192)
1: It's May 10th.
2: ...how many days have passed since we ran away from Shakuji?
3: It seems like such a distant memory...
4(2b): ...the only time I really got some good sleep...were the days when we were in the underpass and at the fifth station...my all-time record is 48 hours during my assistant job...
5: ...if I get bit, then I'll be infected, too...

193)
1: Who cares?
2: I'm tired...