I Am A Hero 72

*Only for I-M.

tl by molokidan

55)
1: Burp.
2: Uuu.
3: You reek of alcohol.
4: Huh? I reek?!
5: Er, no, you're fine. I'm sorry!
6: Well, it's true, I can't remember the last time I took a bath.
7: So I guess I do stink...

56)
1: But so what? It's not MY fault that I can't take a bath!
2: No, really, there's nothing wrong.
3: Why would anyone be surprised that I have vaginitis?!
4: Uh, I, uh, didn't mention anything about that....
5: ...the smell didn't really bother you, did it?
6: Why are you using past tense? Uh, anyway, I'm sure we both smell...so it can't be that bad.
7: You're such a nice guy!!

57)
1: Glasses, glasses.
2: It's dark, AND I have astigmatism...ah, here they are!
3: If I lose my glasses, I'm in trouble.
4: U-um...
5: What did you come see me for?
6: What do you mean what?
7: You know what I came for.
8: Uwahhh...you sound like an old man.
9: Gyahahahahah! No, they just always say "My dick's big, isn't it?"

58)
1: W-well, if we're gonna do it, we need to do it quietly.
2: Sssshhh.
3: It'll be bad if we make noise and irritate the people below, right?
4: Shut up! Everyone can fucking die for all I care!! They're all assholes!
5: Fuck them! Fuck their asses!!
6: Hey!
7: Eguh.
8: Seriously, stop it.
9: IIii
10: Daaaaaaiiiiii!!!

59)
1: Gyahahahahah! You're infected now!
2: That's not even remotely funny.
3: It hurts...but I'm not bleeding...

61)
1: Hoo...

62)
1: Hey!
2: What are you doing?!
3(2b): Hey! That's dangerous! What if you fall?
4: Come on, please, miss.

63)
1: ...this side,
2: or that side...which is safer?
3: Mmm.

64)
1: Huh?

68)
1: Fuhie
2: Hie
3: Fuhie
4: Y,
5: Y, y
6: You idiot!!!
7(2b): I mean, I know there's no way you could know this, but I have really low physical ability.
8(2b): I screw up nine out of ten times. Don't put your life into others' hands so easily, or else you'll both end up regretting it.

69)
1: S,
2: Sorry.
3: ..uhh, it's alright, can you just move?
4: Oh, right.
5: Hoo.
6: I can't believe I caught you...
7: I bet I'll still even have nightmares of missing you after this...
8: Uhhh,
9: A-are you alright?

70)
1: ...what's wrong?
2: Sango's group told me to come here...and have sex with you...