I Am A Hero 74

*Only for I-M.

tl by molokidan

93)
1: ...took out the trash.

94)
1: This one's...trying to keep his balance on the morning train.
2: That one's
3: playing shogi...on a bench. And it looks like he's losing.

95)
1: ...and once in a while, we get some whose actions can't be explained through simple life habits...

98)
1(2b): He practices his running and high jumping every day, huh? He probably lost in some competition and was really broke up over it in his previous life, eh? Fuckin' loser.
2: ...he can jump higher than this roof.
3: So what?
4: If he comes up here all we need to do is shoot him.
5: What'll happen if we shoot his head with that shotgun?
6: We should try it out!

99)
1: Sango-kun,
2: we still haven't gotten our hands on the shotgun.
3: Because you're being too careful. Let's go for it when he's asleep,
4: or take that little girl as a hostage and make him listen to us.
5: ...I suppose.
6: The thing is, if that's a real gun and we mess up, we'll lose a lot.
7: It looks like he accepted our present, though, so let's invite him to join us.
8: ...heheh, join us, eh...?
9: Then we get the gun and welcome our new recruit with a BANG, right...?

100)
1: BANG!

101)
1: G-good morning.
2: Tch! I'm disappointed in you.
3: Guess I just didn't know you as well as I thought I did...

102)
1: Hey, nice one, man.
2: Hahah.
3: You've got some balls to cum on her face the first time.

103)
1: Dahahah! Last night,
2: she came back with your STUFF all over her face, and tried to kiss me!
3: It was so gross I punched her.
4: ...well,
5: I happen to like cumming on girls' faces...

104)
1: I know, tell me about it. Especially on saucy little bitches like her.
2: Anyway, we have a staff officers' meeting now. You should join us.
3: Heeey! Assault Squad!
4: We need you here too, come with us into the tent!
5: Maaan, I could really go for some BBQ meat.

105)
1: Hey, Yabu! If you like getting cum on your face so much, I'll give you some more tonight.
2: ...fine.
3: ...if you think you can really do it,
4: then come to my tent.