I Am A Hero 76

*Only for I-M.

tl by molokidan

125)
1: Don't move, you guys.
2: Otherwise our precious sexual relief tool will get broken.
3: Hyahah! You're soooo cool!

126)
1: C'mon, let go of the hatchet. You know I can stab you before you get me.
2: That's it, little kitty...no wait, little BABY...
3: Dammit.
4: I don't know any cooler English slang. I should've studied more.
5: Tamura-chan.
6: Did you get the gun?
7: Y-yeah!
8(2b): Just like you said!

127)
1: Alright, good job. You get a special promotion of two ranks up to Minister of the Military. Gimme that.
2: Really? Wow, thanks! I'll do my best!
3: Wooow, so it's this heavy, huh?
4: I guess if you can only put two bullets in, then it can't do rapid fire.
5: What a piece of shit.
6: Ohh.
7: Hey, Mejiro-chan, are there bullets in his bag?

128)
1: Ohh, right.
2: Mmmmm...nope, it's empty.
3: Mmmmmmm...I thoouuuuuught so.
4: Which means the schoolgirl has 'em.

129)
1: Guess I'll go check up on her.
2: C'mon, everyone, stand up.
3: ...fuck.
4: ...sorry, Iura-chan.
5: Your "give him the girl and make friends with him" plan's been abolished.
6: ...no, I don't mind.
7: As long as we get the same result.

130)
1: This way, all we need to do is secure the girl,
2: then get you to teach us how to use the gun.
3: C'mon,
4: stand up.
5-7: hah

131)
1: Eh?
2: Heeey, Sango!
3: He's saying something.
4: He said the girl's infected.

132)
1: ...so what?
2: S-she...bites anyone...
3: but me.
4: You trying to scare us?

133)
1: Wait a minute, Sango-kun.
2: If he's telling the truth,
3: then it'd be a very bad idea to get close to an infected person.
4: If the infection spreads like it did last time, we'll all be dead. We don't have enough people left.
5: Whoever let the infected come up here needs to be punished, methinks.
6: Gimme a break! She's just a little girl, you could take her out with a bat!

134)
1: Yeaaah, good point.
2: First, let's ask Beard Glasses if she's really infected or not.
3: HEY! Kids and sex toys get to eat last, dammit!!
4: Ahh, s-sorry.
5: Bring Beard Glasses back here within 5 seconds!!
6: O, okay.
7: Baldy.
8: Ssshh.
9: ...come on, man, this is no fun. We gotta be more...passionate.
10: We gotta live for the moment here, now that the world's become such a fun place.

135)
1: Heeeeey! Nevermind!
2: It's more fun
3: if you charge right into danger.
4: Bring me the bowgun and some gasoline.

136)
1: ...Hiromi-chan.