I Am A Hero 78

*Only for I-M.

tl by molokidan

164)
1: Don't move her. Give me that scarf on your arm.
2(2b): Eh, ah, ok.

165)
1: Here!!
2: Thanks.
3(2b): Hey, heeeey, HEEEEEY.
4: What the fuck do you people think you're doing?

166)
1: Stop that stupid self-sacrificial shit, pleaaaase. Otherwise I'll shoooot.

167)
1: U-umm, sorry to interrupt you...
2: errrr, but holding the gun like that. Will, uhhh...
3: d-dislocate your arm.
4: With the kickback.

168)
1: A-and if you haven't taken care of the bullets properly,
2: it could even explode.
3(2b): I-I'll teach you how to shoot it...so just take your finger off the trigger, please...

170)
1: Heh.
2: Yeah, I guess it'd be a waste of bullets...
3: C'mon, everyone, let's get ready to go down.

171)
1: Owwww, this isn't fixated at all.
2: Dammit...
3: Yeah, I'm going down too...yeah,
4: start the noise now. And please back us up.
5: Heheheh. You're getting awful serious now that you're the one going down.

172)
1: Why do I have to use an airgun now?
2: Because if you had a bowgun,
3: you might shoot me by accident.
4: Now then.
5: Is this the right way to hold it?
6: Yes, that's very good. Take your chin away and...
7: Hmmmmmm.
8: Yes, that's it. Otherwise you could break your teeth from the kickback.

173)
1: And don't put your finger on the trigger until you shoot.
2: Shut up, I know that.
3: How many bullets do we have?
4: Umm, around 100...
5: Only that much?
6: Eh, I guess if we used one per zombfags we could kill all the ones around here.
7: Umm, no...
8: Taking any more than that could make it difficult to move around...
9: HYahahahahaha! This is gettin' real fun now!!

174)
1: Alriiiiight.
2: Listen up, you bastards!

175)
1: We're starting off a little differently than we expected, but that's not a bad thing.
2: If we can take out the zombfags this time we'll be able to go get food as we like and be safe and all that. If you don't like it, you can get in a car and drive away. Alright?

176)
1: Alright then, let's go enjoy ourselves a zombfag hunt!!
2: Make any weird movements and I'll shoot you from behind, got it?!

178)
1-2: hah

179)
1: Hah
2: My weapon...
3-4: hah
5: ...is a plastic...hammer...

180)
1-4: hah